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[Tuvoc]

So i've recently met this girl and we've gone out about five times or so and last night we went to my friends party. The party was done at about 3 am and she and i decided to go crash at my place. So we get to my house and up to my room and after a little while things start to get a little heated. Before i know it shes naked on top of me rubbin the taco all over my junk. Now at this point in my life I'm a virgin and I always said I'm not gonna have sex without a condom. But...I was ready and in the mood and we started going at it. After about 30 seconds or so I stop and tell her I dont want to get her pregnant. So we stop, cuddle and go to sleep.

Now I'm totally losing it hoping nothing came out. Should I really be this worried?? Or am I just being paranoid. I mean, I didn't blow it. I didn't even come close. GA help me before I go crazy

 

[ConfusingJazz]

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[DarienA]

Damn I feel old....

 

[shuri]

You have done wisely. Next Lesson: How to succesfully plant emergency packs of condoms around the house for rapid deployement under intense hand to hand confrontations.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

so.

do you still consider yourself a virgin?

second

how, after 30 seconds of your first time ever lovin, did you have the presence of mind to stop having sex? I'd see a doctor.

 

[Azala]

Possible but highly highly unlikely. Stop sweating it.

I'm extremely impressed with your power of will and integrity. Now buy some condoms and make another date with her!

 

[DCX]

You have done wisely. Next Lesson: How to succesfully plant emergency packs of condoms around the house for rapid deployement under intense hand to hand confrontations.

:lol

DCX

 

[Drozmight]

shoulda jest blew it in her hair.

 

[Manabanana]

I'm gonna so say "no way in hell" to the pregnancy thing. Don't worry about it ;P

 

[Kenobi]

Did you "feel" it? I mean like did you have the big "O"? Usually when you feel that, usually you ejac with it...if not, don't worry about it.

It never ceases to amaze me that whenever there are relationship woes, they come to GA for help. :lol

Coolio!

 

[lexy]

how, after 30 seconds of your first time ever lovin, did you have the presence of mind to stop having sex? I'd see a doctor.

Seriously, and how did he not end up with a bad case of teh blue balls?

 

[scorcho]

i take it you're the panda on the bottom?

you probably didn't get her pregnant. you should've used the old 60s trick and told her to jump up and down real quickly after to force the semen out, then capture it on your webcam.

 

[nitewulf]

damn, now thats mental strength. most my jamaican friends have a lot of wild sex stories, and they always told me "pulling out" works. i didnt want to argue but hey...

 

[olimario]

You called it a 'taco'.
You lose.

 

[tedtropy]

Last I checked, a girl never got pregnant from a load of steamy fun in the mouth. Remember this the next time such a situation should arise! And this concludes my class-act statement of the day.

 

[Teflar]

Before i know it shes naked on top of me rubbin the taco all over my junk.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Deleted member 1235]

also the good news is, if you contracted herpes, you will know it in about 2 days.

Apparently if you catch herpes you know because you suffer an enourmous outbreak almost right away. At least it doesn't make you wait as long to find out as pregnancy!

AIDS on the other hand.......

hope there was no cheese on the taco bro.

Also, why didn't you put some pants on and make a bee line for the nearest gas station? last time I heard, they sell rubbers.

 

[teiresias]

Getting someone pregnant via pre-cum is a very real possibility, of course, the amount one pre-cums varies. I, for instance, pre-cum a great deal, but since I'm gay and a bottom I don't generally worry about getting anyone pregnant because of it.

 

[Burger]

also the good news is, if you contracted herpes, you will know it in about 2 days.

Apparently if you catch herpes you know because you suffer an enourmous outbreak almost right away. At least it doesn't make you wait as long to find out as pregnancy!

AIDS on the other hand.......

hope there was no cheese on the taco bro.

Also, why didn't you put some pants on and make a bee line for the nearest gas station? last time I heard, they sell rubbers.

Hey speaking of tacos, how was your last night ? Did you get any action like our brother Tuvoc ?

 

[tedtropy]

also the good news is, if you contracted herpes, you will know it in about 2 days.

Apparently if you catch herpes you know because you suffer an enourmous outbreak almost right away. At least it doesn't make you wait as long to find out as pregnancy!

AIDS on the other hand.......

hope there was no cheese on the taco bro.

Also, why didn't you put some pants on and make a bee line for the nearest gas station? last time I heard, they sell rubbers.

Now the poor kid's going to be really sweating it the next couple of days...

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Hey speaking of tacos, how was your last night ? Did you get any action like our brother Tuvoc ?

heh. well. I didn't get "Taco rubbed all over my junk". Things went well though and we're going to be seeing each other a bit. It went well enough that I had to go back to work at 2.30 am to unfuck the things I left in a state of disarray before anyone found out in the morning, so as not to be late for my date.

Mood music = Yoshimi battles the pink robots - the flaming lips, Oh! Inverted world - The shins, OK computer - Radiohead.

 

[Date of Lies]

I dont get what's the big deal of "stopping" after 30 seconds. It's not that hard, especially when it's your first time and you're all self-conscious about it. I remember thinking "is this really it?"

 

[Tuvoc]

Also, why didn't you put some pants on and make a bee line for the nearest gas station? last time I heard, they sell rubbers.

I don't think I'm gonna sleep w/ anyone for awhile. To tell you the truth, the whole experience kinda wierded me out.

 

[Burger]

heh. well. I didn't get "Taco rubbed all over my junk". Things went well though and we're going to be seeing each other a bit. It went well enough that I had to go back to work at 2.30 am to unfuck the things I left in a state of disarray before anyone found out in the morning, so as not to be late for my date.

Mood music = Yoshimi battles the pink robots - the flaming lips, Oh! Inverted world - The shins, OK computer - Radiohead.

Sweet. Did she stay the night ? She seems v.nice.

 

[StrikerObi]

That's some surprising will power there man, good for you. Go buy condoms, lots of them. Also, seeing as she didn't seem super pissed that you stoped fucker her (unless you left that part out), she sounds like a keeper.

 

[Smidget]

This is like exactly how I got de-virginized. Like to the "god damnit why don't I have any condoms" feeling to the "ummm we should stop this b/c this could be bad" part. But next day went and got some condoms and we were good to go. No problems here....

 

[Loki]

Getting someone pregnant via pre-cum is a very real possibility, of course, the amount one pre-cums varies. I, for instance, pre-cum a great deal, but since I'm gay and a bottom I don't generally worry about getting anyone pregnant because of it.

Ya think, teir?


I don't know why, but that made me laugh. Actually, I do know why-- it's because you specified "bottom", as though if you were a "top" you'd be in danger of impregnating someone.

 

[SuperPac]

Morning after pill, dude (if this night you describe wasn't too long ago). You could certainly get her pregnant even if you just stuck it in for 30 seconds. Sure, maybe there's not as much of a chance as if you blew your load, but still. That's 30 seconds that will change your friggin' life forever if she ends up pregnant.

Click it: http://ec.princeton.edu/worldwide/default.asp

And next time keep some rubbers handy or don't stick it in.

 

[jenov4]

You'll be fine man don't sweat it!

And referring to a woman's holiest of holiest places as a taco is too fucking funny. LMAO!

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Now I'm totally losing it hoping nothing came out. Should I really be this worried?? Or am I just being paranoid. I mean, I didn't blow it. I didn't even come close. GA help me before I go crazy

:lol
Don't freak out man, it's different for all of us. My first time(thankfully with a more experienced, albeit crazy, chick) was good, but not great. You don't know what to expect, but the more you do it, the more it grows on you...or in her, whatever the case may be.

And some guys can last longer than others, I wouldn't worry too much, I sometimes (often) do it without a condom, and haven't gotten anybody pregnant just yet. And for yes, when I do I get checked for STD's...but I've been lucky so far, no pregnancies and no STDs

Sex is also psychological as well. I believe you were so worried and freaked out about a surprise delivery that you just tensed up and ruined the experience for yourself. And don't worry about pregnancy, pre cum usually won't impregnate them.

Sigh...although next time if you're too freaked to have sex with her, at least go down on her or something

 

[LakeEarth]

I know this girl. She told me you accidentally FHUTA. You're in the clear.

 

[Drozmight]

I know this girl. She told me you accidentally FHUTA. You're in the clear.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Eminem]

I know this girl. She told me you accidentally FHUTA. You're in the clear.

BANNED

 

[Ned Flanders]

Taco + Bun in the oven = Not-So-Happy Meal

 

[Cubsfan23]

Sigh...although next time if you're too freaked to have sex with her, at least go down on her or something

I think he forgot the hot sauce

 

[Particle Physicist]

BANNED

But its in context!

 

[jenov4]

:lol this is going to get interesting.

 

[ShadowRed]

So i've recently met this girl and we've gone out about five times or so and last night we went to my friends party. The party was done at about 3 am and she and i decided to go crash at my place. So we get to my house and up to my room and after a little while things start to get a little heated. Before i know it shes naked on top of me rubbin the taco all over my junk. Now at this point in my life I'm a virgin and I always said I'm not gonna have sex without a condom. But...I was ready and in the mood and we started going at it. After about 30 seconds or so I stop and tell her I dont want to get her pregnant. So we stop, cuddle and go to sleep.

Now I'm totally losing it hoping nothing came out. Should I really be this worried?? Or am I just being paranoid. I mean, I didn't blow it. I didn't even come close. GA help me before I go crazy

YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!! BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW!!!!!

 

[Ghost]

:lol

Thanks Gaf, i needed cheering up.



btw. Yes she is pregnant for sure, go buy a diamond ring and propose to the lady before she does the test so you can pretend it was planned.

 

[ChumsGum]

Dude, she's so fcken pregnant! Might as well buy yourself a box of cigars and hand them out because you're a daddy now.

 

[Ghost]

Plus the Cigars will come in handy next time you want to satisfy a lady but dont have a condom, just ask bill clinton.

 

[Socreges]

I'm amazed that not only did you manage to quit in transit, but that, rather than resorting to obvious alternatives, you chose to... cuddle. 2+2 = 4, dude. Seems to me like this is a thinly veiled "I'M GAY" thread.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Yeah fuck cuddling, you should have introduced her to the caged gorilla.

 

[Ghost]

Caged....huh?


*thinks*

*googles*

Ohhhhhhh i see..

:lol

 

[demon]

BANNED

But the acronym is also present in YOUR post as well.

BANNED.

 

[Santo]

Honestly I'd be more concerned if I got an STD than if she got preg at this point in the game. While there is a chance some sperm coulda headed to the safehouse, odds are no soldiers made it through the fight.

 

[Mike Works]

I know this girl. She told me you accidentally FHUTA. You're in the clear.

Man, I like you LakeEarth. Why you gotta make me hurt you.

 

[GamerDiva]

It's nice to see that not all guys are sex crazy and can wait. I think you are probably just overreacting but then again so would I if I was in your position but I'm still waiting too.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

i take it you're the panda on the bottom?

:lol

 

[Chipopo]

It's nice to see that not all guys are sex crazy and can wait. I think you are probably just overreacting but then again so would I if I was in your position but I'm still waiting too.

And Lemurs reign comes to an end.