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Jim Bowie · Dec 21, 2004

Mike Works said:
Man, I like you LakeEarth. Why you gotta make me hurt you.

LakeEarth was in context! Come on, man! LakeEarth is awesome! Please tell me this isn't a permaban...

Eminem · Dec 21, 2004

i think it's like 3 days

J2 Cool · Dec 21, 2004

Wow, Mike Works has a heart. When he did it to me he did it with pleasure

In any case, it was in the context as said. The joke wasn't a reused joke, it was just to ease tension with the guy's scare of pregnancy and it was new. At least not a permaban. :-/

Gantz · Dec 21, 2004

:lol :lol :lol

Ninja Scooter · Dec 21, 2004

don't take any chances dude. Next time you see her, punch her in the stomach has hard as you can.

keeblerdrow · Dec 21, 2004

And now for the most obscene post in this thread:

I'd like to thank http://www.somethingpositive.net/ for keeping this awful act in my lexicon.

Lambtron · Dec 21, 2004

Now, the real question is if Olimario comes out firing, because we all know he's touchy about coat-hanger abortions.

BuddyC · Dec 21, 2004

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Deleted member 1235 · Dec 21, 2004

Lambtron said:
Now, the real question is if Olimario comes out firing, because we all know he's touchy about coat-hanger abortions.

DUCK AND COVER

Ninja Scooter · Dec 21, 2004

Lambtron said:
Now, the real question is if Olimario comes out firing, because we all know he's touchy about coat-hanger abortions.

all you fatasses are gonna pay!

Mike Works · Dec 21, 2004

Jim Bowie said:
LakeEarth was in context! Come on, man! LakeEarth is awesome! Please tell me this isn't a permaban...

It's one day Sally, put away the violin.

FHUTA usually nets you more than just 1 day, but I like LakeEarth

FAVORITISM!!

Dilbert · Dec 21, 2004

<SIGH> I hate acronym bans.

As it turns out, the chance of her getting pregnant from precum is almost nil UNLESS you masturbated earlier in the day. There is some small chance that sperm might still be in the urethra in that case, though it's not terribly likely. The chance is not ZERO, so from a certain point of view, you should be investigating the morning-after pill...but that would REALLY fuck up your budding relationship with this girl. It's up to you to decide what you ought to do next.

In the future, you should always be prepared with condoms -- stash 'em in your room, in your glove box when you go out, in a fake rock by the front door...whatever it takes to not end up in this situation again. Also, it would have been classy to finish her off in some other way if you couldn't have sex, but you'll learn all that stuff in good time.

Lambtron · Dec 21, 2004

Ninja Scooter said:
all you fatasses are gonna pay!

We deserve to. Fatties kill babies, guys. And we eat them too. We just can't eat enough, AM I RITE? LOLLERBLADES.

J2 Cool · Dec 21, 2004

*gasp* I'm gonna have to ban you Mike Works... But.. I.. Can't. So.... powerless!

Red Dolphin · Dec 21, 2004

LakeEarth said:
I know this girl. She told me you accidentally FHUTA. You're in the clear.

keeblerdrow said:
And now for the most obscene post in this thread:

I'd like to thank http://www.somethingpositive.net/ for keeping this awful act in my lexicon.

:lol :lol :lol

psycho_snake · Dec 21, 2004

Very well done for telling her to stop. Never attempt having sex without protection, never.

btw, just curious, how old are you.

Tuvoc · Dec 21, 2004

I'm 20.

Quantum Mechanic · Dec 21, 2004

If I were you I wouldn't think I'm on the clear, as it's possible to get a girl pregnant without ejaculating. Ask poor Joseph...

Manics · Dec 21, 2004

-jinx- said:
As it turns out, the chance of her getting pregnant from precum is almost nil UNLESS you masturbated earlier in the day. There is some small chance that sperm might still be in the urethra in that case, though it's not terribly likely.

He's a virgin, I'd say the chances that he masturbated earlier in the day are pretty high. :lol

-jinx- said:
In the future, you should always be prepared with condoms -- stash 'em in your room, in your glove box when you go out, in a fake rock by the front door...whatever it takes to not end up in this situation again. Also, it would have been classy to finish her off in some other way if you couldn't have sex, but you'll learn all that stuff in good time.

Good points. This all comes with experience. In the future make sure you are PREPARED if there's ANY chance of sex.

Litigation Manuel · Dec 21, 2004

Quantum Mechanic said:
If I were you I wouldn't think I'm on the clear, as it's possible to get a girl pregnant without ejaculating. Ask poor Joseph...

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

"Here we go again!"

LakeEarth · Dec 22, 2004

Mike Works said:
It's one day Sally, put away the violin.

FHUTA usually nets you more than just 1 day, but I like LakeEarth

FAVORITISM!!

Hey, that was fun! Good thing it was only a day, thanks.

Well I've learned my lesson. From now on, no acronyms. I should of said plowed it in her shitfactory. It's classier.

Cool · Dec 22, 2004

Hm, will this make CLASSIC GA?

Strike East · Dec 22, 2004

Quantum Mechanic said:
If I were you I wouldn't think I'm on the clear, as it's possible to get a girl pregnant without ejaculating. Ask poor Joseph...

:lol :lol :lol :lol ohhh the sound advice of GA:OT

Zelda-Bitch · Dec 22, 2004

Just pull out when your ready to blow your load.. Easy as pie.

Koshiro · Dec 22, 2004

Zelda-Bitch said:
Just pull out when your ready to blow your load.. Easy as pie.

To quote billy conolly: "Let me tell you something. At the point of ejaculation, there isn't a heard of wild horses that could make my arse go in that direction."

Teflar · Dec 22, 2004

Q: What do you call couples who use the withdrawl method?

A: Parents! :lol :lol

Zelda-Bitch · Dec 22, 2004

Teflar said:
Q: What do you call couples who use the withdrawl method?

A: Parents! :lol :lol

I haven't had a problem(and I've been having sex for a very long time now). Maybe I'm just a better puller outter then most. *shrugs*

Dilbert · Dec 22, 2004

LakeEarth said:
Well I've learned my lesson. From now on, no acronyms. I should of said plowed it in her shitfactory. It's classier.

:lol :lol :lol

3phemeral · Dec 22, 2004

Loki said:
Ya think, teir?

I don't know why, but that made me laugh. Actually, I do know why-- it's because you specified "bottom", as though if you were a "top" you'd be in danger of impregnating someone.

Yea, I think "gay" was enough to tip most people off concerning that particular issue ^_^

Ninja Scooter said:
don't take any chances dude. Next time you see her, punch her in the stomach has hard as you can.

:lol

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