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[Do The Mario]

OK, I can definitely varify that sex with foreskin > sex without foreskin. And circumcision isn't as bad as salt on a cold sore.

Do I really need to teach you how to troll? You're really bad at it.

I’m not trolling it’s a fact, have you ever posted anything of worth that isn’t sexist, racist or just straight out offensive/in bad taste?

 

[enjoy bell woods]

so are you only cheap 1/4 of the time?

HAHA OH MAN YOU'RE FUNNY

 

[KarishBHR]

I think you should have ur foreskin cut anyway, but besides that... Im jewish, in fact, Im in Israel right now. Im here for another two months, on a high school program

 

[scorcho]

HAHA OH MAN YOU'RE FUNNY

it's better than caps lock

 

[flsh]

Where do you live in Israel, KarishBHR? (if you don't mind me asking )

NLB2, you may not be a Jew, but you can still immigrate to Israel!
And what the fuck is all this info about foreskin? Are you majoring in penis foreskin or something? :lol :lol :lol

 

[Boogie]

I’m not trolling it’s a fact, have you ever posted anything of worth that isn’t sexist, racist or just straight out offensive/in bad taste?

Mixed-martial arts threads.

 

[NLB2]

I’m not trolling it’s a fact, have you ever posted anything of worth that isn’t sexist, racist or just straight out offensive/in bad taste?

Much better attempt, kid. This would have worked on most people; I'm just pretty immune to trolling. I can't believe you're still bitter about me outing your geopolitical penis envy.

Isreal seems pretty awesome; I wouldn't mind living there. Do people speak English there? Is English the primary language? How hot does it get in the summer?

 

[Folder]

I just found out I'm a quarter Jewish. And to all of those who are gonna say "You can't be a quarter Jewish, Judaism is a religion" - shut the fuck up.

This came as quite a suprise. I was reading my uncle's autobiography and he mentioned my grandfather was Jewish. I had know idea. Do I need to get my foreskin cut?

Fucking incredible!
The same thing just happened to me! Really! My sister visits and comes out with the fact that we're quarter jewish. I doubted it. "But just look at dad. He totally has a Jew-fro!"
:lol

 

[NLB2]

Fucking incredible!
The same thing just happened to me! Really! My sister visits and comes out with the fact that we're quarter jewish. I doubted it. "But just look at dad. He totally has a Jew-fro!"
:lol

Awesome. Spong just became my favorite video game website. My dad has a really big nose so I don't doubt my Jewish ancestry.

 

[Folder]

Awesome. Spong just became my favorite video game website. My dad has a really big nose so I don't doubt my Jewish ancestry.

Yeah, mine too.
This thread has almost cheered me up after reading this: http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=39407

Fucking hell. The world can be a terrible place. I feel so sorry for Pheonix.

 

[flsh]

Isreal seems pretty awesome; I wouldn't mind living there. Do people speak English there? Is English the primary language? How hot does it get in the summer?

People speak english, but a lot of people don't speak english in a way you'll understand anything :lol. The primary language is Hebrew, and summer is hot but hot is good winter here is not cold either so that's good

And what the hell is a Jew- fro? :lol

 

[Che]

The funny thing is the bible forbids that to, its so full of hypocritical stuff I don't know what to belive

The bible was written by different writers and that's why different parts of the book say totally controversial things. And since most of the writers were uneducated and many times primitive it was highly expected that the book would be full of bullshit (which it is). Hey has anyone read the part where God ordered one of his prophets (or whatever) to eat human feces? Funny shit.

 

[NLB2]

The bible was written by different writers and that's why different parts of the book say totally controversial things. And since most of the writers were uneducated and many times primitive it was highly expected that the book would be full of bullshit (which it is). Hey has anyone read the part where God ordered one of his prophets (or whatever) to eat human feces? Funny shit.

:lol :lol :lol
Whaat part is that? I want to read it.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

And what the hell is a Jew- fro? :lol

Google says:

 

[UltimateMarioMan]

Yeah and I'm 1/10th Cherokee whats the point of ths thread? Foreskin jokes?

 

[Che]

:lol :lol :lol
Whaat part is that? I want to read it.

Ezekiel chapter 4 passage 8-17. And when Ezekiel complains God says "OK then, you must eat beef shit instead" (summarized). I mean how the hell can any sane person read this book and remain a christian? HOW?

 

[Dice]

He doesn't eat it, he lets it dry then uses it as fuel for a fire to cook his bread over it. In those times when famine became so severe that wood was scarce, this would be a common practice among the people to survive. So it was an extreme example that God comissioned to Ezekiel to perform as a warning against the Israelites of the coming famine, to show them how they would soon live.

That is why he was only to do it in the sight of everyone, and eat it as he would normal bread, with no look of disgust, to make it look as an everyday thing. Now since outside of the direct command of God this action was a violation of the Jewish law (you're suppose to bury your excrement), and he was raised as he was, Ezekiel couldn't get past that in conscience so God allowed him to use cow manure instead.

God often used prophets to act things out as a symbolic prophesy against Israel because their wicked deeds (Hosea is probably the most extreme example). We don't really understand because they were an ancient, very symbolic/storytelling culture and we are a very modern, factual/scientific culture, but thinking it's weird isn't a good reason to disregard it.