I have one of those Japanese spray toilets. It makes me feel like I've got some kind of disfigured a-hole because it just leaves me cold and wet and requiring me to use toilet paper to soak up all the water left running down my legs. Furthermore, it sprays back shit water all up on the underside of the toilet seat. Fuck that thing. I just keep it on for the heated toilet seat.
TP just doesn’t get the job done, and wet TP is a nasty thing.
I have a hard time shitting where there’s no bidet available. I use so little TP in my life, it’s nice living in a country where a bidet is a standard commodity.
Damn, you Muricans have no culture. Lemme teach you.
Bidet is not for dudes. It's not meant for you to wash your ass after taking a dump.
Bidet is intended for women. It's to wash their vag while they're on their period.
It was never meant to be a washing device for your ass. I really thought this was common knowledge.
I've never used a bidet, but I get in the shower and clean up with soap and water every time I make doody. Toilet paper just does not get the job done, especially on hairy assed dudes.
I used to get itchy and sometimes even bleed back there...I bought Preparation H all the time. But then I started showering EVERY TIME after hearing Howard Stern talk about curing his anal fissures. Changed my life.
I've never used a bidet, but I get in the shower and clean up with soap and water every time I make doody. Toilet paper just does not get the job done, especially on hairy assed dudes.
I used to get itchy and sometimes even bleed back there...I bought Preparation H all the time. But then I started showering EVERY TIME after hearing Howard Stern talk about curing his anal fissures. Changed my life.