If you're not an asian female, or pretending to be an asian female, or pretending to be a female, you're not going to last long at GAf.
If you don't spend every waking moment in their IRC room (#ga), you're not going to last long at GAf.
If you're not currently riding the reproductive organs of a one Mr. Doug Erickson AKA Drinky Castellan, you're not going to last long at GAf.
If you like Nintendo, you're not going to last long at GAf.
If you have a personality, you're not going to last long at GAf.
If you aren't gay, you're not going to last long at GAf.
If you aren't liberal, you're not going to last long at GAf.