Excuse me while I pull my pants down and take a picture of my dick, uploading now, could take a while......;-P
Seriously though that is genuinely good to hear, but that's not how you come across in your posts, all I'm saying is with regards to this game either forget it becuase you can't handle the graphical issues and leave it at that instead of raining on everyone's parade, or preferably make a conscious decision to not care about these 'issues' and just enjoy the game, and can do that, I've done it myself and it really works, I know what I'm about to say will sound like something from a self-help book picked up at an airport news stand, but if you really want to enjoy this game but feel that the aliasing, pop-in, frame-rate etc is bugging you then whack the game in, sit down, and actually say to yourself "I'm choosing to not to bothered about any graphical issues in this game, I can not change them and I accept the game as it is", this really helps.
I'm only saying this becuase I used to be like you, only 5 years ago I used to let certain graphical issues in games bug me to extent that it would effect the enjoyability of many game, and that in itself used to annoy me even more, I used to see people enjoy playing game on the PS2 with poor frame rates, awful ailising etc, while I had to carefully skirt around certain games and miss out on them becuase I was overly analytical about them, until that was I thought I'd try out what I suggest to you in the above paragraph, I just kept telling myself it didn't matter, just enjoy the game, and over time I kind of 'unlearned' by obsessiveness about graphics and began enjoying games alot more.
Please give this a try, you'll be surprised how effective it can be, have fun dude, because ultimately that is what gaming is about.