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onesvenus

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Here it is the reason why my friend Psyco3ler made that brilliant (IMO) fake. He sent me this text and I've tried to translate it. Sorry about the bad english but I'm from Barcelona :P

Nintendo ON by Psyco3ler IS NOT a FAKE it's a complaint, it's an attempt to not get my arms crossed while I see the filthy wave of marketing that is modifying the videogames industry and my beloved Nintendo. The marketing is forcing the companyies to put on sale a new videogame system every 2 o 3 years being their only objective to remove the limits to the developers, but not to let the developers use their imagination to create an unforgettable game but tio get the developers to make good games (in look), pretty games (with the enormous power of the systems) and cheap games (but not cheap for the buyer) in less time to sell them quicker.
It's not my style to demand my principles chaining myself in front of an office or taking fire in front of the E3, I demand my principles the way I know, to show my disagreement sacrificing a week creating a video that shows some of the most striking qualities of a "real" console, thought and projected with real data that although with a big cost could let us be inside a videogame, play with any kind of virtual controller in our hands, use your body as a joystick, catch, pull, drop objects or for example use your own hand to take a character and take him in your hand to another platform to continue the game, let the ones who wear glasses graduate the viewer, create new games using your own hands to model a character, creating environments catching objects and putting them where you want like if you were doing a lego, the possibility to play a game in a tv using the "eyes" of the system to "read" your hands like if you were using a controller, multiplayer with just one system that sends it's signal to different virtual glasses, and an oppacity "alpha" function that let you adjust your oppacity in your glasses that coupled with the size of the system could let you play a shooter on the outside with friends while the system generates things in the real environment, explosions, items or enemies. Today there is enough technology to create a system like this, although I know that all the "revolutionary" aspects of the systems will be based on the idea of creating something simple that doesn't cost too much to develop in a factory and it's easy to develope games for but enough "revolutionary" to be fresh and new to bring new players to the industry. That finally the "old" players will also buy because there isn't anything more, that's putting the not casual users between a sword and a wall.

And here a few new images:
http://corral.elrellano.com/Nintendo_On-00.jpg
http://corral.elrellano.com/Nintendo_On-01.jpg
http://corral.elrellano.com/Nintendo_On-02.jpg
http://corral.elrellano.com/Nintendo_On-03.jpg
http://corral.elrellano.com/Nintendo_On-05.jpg
http://corral.elrellano.com/Nintendo_On-06.jpg
 
...when it was just a fake, I was impressed. As he made it as some sort of statement though, that's pretty lame.
 
yeah :(
Its a shame developers never picked up on eyetoy, it has many posiblities.
 
Suikoguy said:
yeah :(
Its a shame developers never picked up on eyetoy, it has many posiblities.

I don't think it's particularly likely, but I wish sony included a next-gen eyetoy (infrared) with every PS3. The combination of (much) better technology, and 100% availability would lead to its use generally in games, i think.
 
pestul said:
I think the motivations behind his creation were a little flawed.. and yes, that white block dude is entering the Vagina most definately.

Funny you'd say that, i thought you're avatar was meant to look like..oh well.
 
Onesvenus, congratulations. Were you at the party?

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Say what you will about his message, this video gave me shivers down my spine the first time I saw it.

I wanted to believe.
 
Say what you will about his message, this video gave me shivers down my spine the first time I saw it.

I'd quantify my reaction more as a "shudder", especially when I saw that he was going to compulsively catalog each shitty piece of Nintendo hardware along with a lingering masturbatory sequence. I can't imagine a presentation better designed to alienate anyone that isn't an obsessed Nintendo twat.
 
Whoever did that must have an amazing portfolio. The bit with the Mario 64 castles was freaking COOL.
 
Drinky Crow said:
I'd quantify my reaction more as a "shudder", especially when I saw that he was going to compulsively catalog each shitty piece of Nintendo hardware along with a lingering masturbatory sequence. I can't imagine a presentation better designed to alienate anyone that isn't an obsessed Nintendo twat.

I knew it was a fake the minute he threw Virtual Boy in there. But still, if you've ever been to a Nintendo press conference, you know that the sort of proud retrospective in the video isn't above them at all. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of heritage wanking on Tuesday.
 
chespace said:
I knew it was a fake the minute he threw Virtual Boy in there. But still, if you've ever been to a Nintendo press conference, you know that the sort of proud retrospective in the video isn't above them at all. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of heritage wanking on Tuesday.

You should visit the new Nintendo World store in NYC. :)
 
COCKLES said:
Far too innovative to be Nintendo.

Far too innovative to be any player in the industry. We saw the XBOX 360: how much innovation (that's not the same as upgrading specs, you know) did you see there?
 
Xbox fanboys: Self-righteous pricks obsessed with numbers.

Sony fanboys: Irritating cocks obsessed with anime.

Nintendo fanboys: Genuinely, bafflingly strange. Probably Furries.
 
HO-LEE-SHIT!

The picture of Samus is the funniest thing I've seen online in forever.

:lol :lol :lol

Add in the guys almost militant statement & demands for the video game industry and the hilarity escalates.
 
pestul said:
Wait, why is this fine gentleman a member with only 5 posts? Perhaps that is the mystery we should be after..

Maybe it's because I've been registered in this boards for almost a year?? :P
 
sorry for the bump up
any chance of the video has part 2?

at the end of the video, Mario runs out from the castle and then the video ends
does the maker want to end the video like that? or there is several seconds of the video not shown yet?
 
The logo is nice. The first pic or so with Mario... I like the texture on the overalls. Fake though.
 
I mean, he's obviously good at making video stuff, but he put the virtual boy in there, and the thing looks like a toaster/football helmet that can read your thoughts and make you see things........

..........


..........

:lol
 
not very clever to release a nintendo video in .wmv

btw please E3 media maker, use ogm avi mkv or at the limit mov, but don't use microsoft or realplayer format please!
 
Quartet said:
not very clever to release a nintendo video in .wmv

btw please E3 media maker, use ogm avi mkv or at the limit mov, but don't use microsoft or realplayer format please!

And why is that??

neo2046 said:
sorry for the bump up
any chance of the video has part 2?

at the end of the video, Mario runs out from the castle and then the video ends
does the maker want to end the video like that? or there is several seconds of the video not shown yet?

The video ends like that, there isn't any more.
 
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