Infowars and Goop sell the same alternative "wellness" products under different names

Sample Goop names:
  • Wake Up America Immune Support Blend 100% Organic Coffee (edit: lol)

Don't forget:
  • Sandy Hook was a Government False Flag Oolong Tea
  • Where's the Birth Certificate? Berry Boosting Blend
  • Who *Really* did 9/11? Activated Alkaline Water
 
lmao, I can't say I'm surprised, lots of companies buy from a supplier than label things as their own. Supplements are such a joke.

By a large margin, yes. Gorillas are less than 2 inches.

Even a significantly below average human outpaces all other apes. IIRC the theory was because human brain size. Baby has bigger head -> female has larger vagina -> male has larger penis.

And there's your completely unnecessary fact for the day!

And I can say I learned something today! Makes Cernovich's whole schtick even more hilarious :D
 
The full description of the "activated cashews" sure is something.

Apparently cashews have "dormant properties" that are "awakened" by using alkaline water, and doing that actually increases the "micronutrient, vitamin, and enzyme count."

.....Right.
 
The full description of the "activated cashews" sure is something.

Apparently cashews have "dormant properties" that are "awakened" by using alkaline water, and doing that actually increases the "micronutrient, vitamin, and enzyme count."

.....Right.

What a rip-off! I might as well just activate my cashews at home, with my own alkaline water!
 
What a rip-off! I might as well just activate my cashews at home, with my own alkaline water!

I bet you're gonna need Diamond Water to bring out the Cashew's hidden powers, because the charged diamond that has infused the water into a powerful alkaline water really excites the dormant particles and makes them work.

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I bet you're gonna need Diamond Water to bring out the Cashew's hidden powers, because the charged diamond that has infused the water into a powerful alkaline water really excites the dormant particles and makes them work.

"Diamond Water?"

That's so dumb! Just hold your wedding ring under the tap.
 
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