Wendel Clark
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lol cute thread
instant interview? the hell?
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Bboy AJ
My dog was murdered by a 3.5mm audio port and I will not rest until the standard is dead
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
It's like, a feeling. An experience, man. Goldman Sachs isn't a what. It's...it's...it just is!
Mihael Mello Keehl
Banned
From their site:
The Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. is a leading global investment banking, securities and investment management firm.
We provide a wide range of financial services to a substantial and diversified client base that includes corporations, financial institutions, governments and high-net-worth individuals. Founded in 1869, the firm is headquartered in New York and maintains offices in all major financial centers around the world.
It's bad that you guys seem to enjoy making him sound like an idiot
I seriously did not know what it was..
Large Professor
Member
He must be trolling you.
I seriously did not know what it was..
Good thing someone was able to look it up for you!
You would have totally blown the interview.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
I seriously did not know what it was..
Are you serious? Goldman Sachs was involved in one of the largest government bailouts in US history (in 2008 no less), and you didn't know the company existed?
I seriously thought you were just taking us for a trip.
LyleLanley
Banned
And we're done here.
Maleficence
Member
You made me laugh so damn hard at this
Arlecchino
Member
It's bad that you guys seem to enjoy making him sound like an idiot
Don't feel bad, he's doing that on his own.
Mihael Mello Keehl
Banned
please..
lol...now you guys keep reminding me I am remembering some stuff about it from highschool...I forgot about it I guess still couldnt get to 1 million dollars on who wants to be a millionaire about it like the rest of gaf.
Mr. B Natural
Member
But did the OP realize that? I'm not so sure.
Dear god lol
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
He says he's in college! It shouldn't matter!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investment_bankingI seriously did not know what it was..
It's ok. I doubt most people laughing at you know exactly what an investment bank is either. They've just heard the name in the news and therefore think they are better than you.
Mihael Mello Keehl
Banned
Kano on the Phone
Member
Are you asking Siri?
Oh lord I gotta get out of this thread before I end up losing my shit.
Mihael Mello Keehl
Banned
hold on let me ask her if Im asking her. brb.
Holy shit. :lol
Jesus OP I'm 18 and have known what Goldman Sachs is for years. Do never watch the news or something? or for that matter do you never interact with human beings?
Ken Masters
Banned
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
I spit coffee on my Pedobear.
Mihael Mello Keehl
Banned
yea me and my friends dont talk about goldman sachs all day, sorry.
That's not what he said...you can just admit you don't pay attention to current events at all.
You're not sure? Don't worry, i'm here to help, not like these mean guys. Check your driver's license, there should be a birth date on their somewhere.
We former carpenteringers need to stick together.
Yeah, those $100 questions are pretty hard these days.
Ken Masters
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thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
You have to talk about things with your friends all day for you to know they exist?
Joel Was Right
Member
Dont see what the fuss is. He didn't know what it was, which isn't exactly a crime or a measurement of anything. When searching for it online, he obviously didn't look well enough or come across the About section. He can learn, there's an easy solution to that. Some of you guys come across more immature with your reactions
"But this is Neogaf dude"
"But this is Neogaf dude"
LyleLanley
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Mihael Mello Keehl
Banned
lol..wow I got a picture for you gaf dont die laughing..hold on..
Seems like quite the existential crisis in the making. What happens if he doesn't talk with them? Does he not exist? Or do the friends not exist?
The first few posts dictate the flow of the thread. We're just bandwagoning for the shits and giggles.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
Really? He couldn't find the second link in google, which is a link to Goldman Sachs' wikipedia page, where he can find out all about their business, and their involvement in the 2008 bank bailout?
Don't be the fun police.
I have to shout "I EXIST" in the shower every morning, or I begin to disappear.
It's the perfect storm, a guy asking about an interview at Sears, someone making a pithy comment about interviewing at sears, and the comment (which was really a pop-culture reference) going way over the guys head.
Comedy gold.
Deadly Cyclone
Pride of Iowa State
victreeb3l
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this is the most consistently funny thread ive read in a long time.
thank you OP and siri. thank you
thank you OP and siri. thank you
This thread is awesome. Those "interviews" are just a personality test. You need to answer some things specifically or the system just denies your application.
Btw, Goldman Sachs is like 5 fucking interviews. Each at least 1 hour long. Screw that. (Yes I just gloated
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Btw, Goldman Sachs is like 5 fucking interviews. Each at least 1 hour long. Screw that. (Yes I just gloated
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