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[Late Stage Marxist]

So I get to work and fire up MSN Messenger and I start talking to my brother about how I'd like to get Dad some tickets to the Rolling Stones, but decents seats are like $200+ each. Then I realise this isn't Bob my brother, but Bob my father. :lol

They both use Bob as their screen names, but I really don't associate my father with that name. Wow I feel really stupid right now. :lol

So. anyone have any similar stories they'd like to share?

 

[Miguel]

'tis a humor blog :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

My memory's a little foggy, but shuri, little sister, dildos.

 

[Mupepe]

So I get to work and fire up MSN Messenger and I start talking to my brother about how I'd like to get Dad some tickets to the Rolling Stones, but decents seats are like $200+ each. Then I realise this isn't Bob my brother, but Bob my father. :lol

They both use Bob as their screen names, but I really don't associate my father with that name. Wow I feel really stupid right now. :lol

So. anyone have any similar stories they'd like to share?

hahahaha It's not about an IM, it's about an email, but here goes. At this time, I had two girls that I was tryin to sleep with or get any action from at all actually. So on my break at my job, I got online and decided to write one an email. I got really bored and made it pretty explicit and sent it off. I decided, "damn, that was pretty smooth. good job" So I decided to send it to the other girl also. So I copy and paste it into the other email and think to myself "you're a fucking pimp man. that's going to make her hot" I call her a few hours later... after she checked her email. She asked me why it had the name Britney in it like 4 times.... her name was Kourtney.

stupid horny me

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

She asked me why it had the name Britney in it like 4 times.... her name was Kourtney.

:lol "Uh, sorry I was...uh...roleplaying? You can call me Kevin...Federline?"

My memory's a little foggy, but shuri, little sister, dildos.

Yeah, that can't be good.

I've been outdone already. :lol

 

[mrkgoo]

Once I was at a [female] friends place, and my flatmate back home text messaged me: Whatcha up to?
Now I, using my predictive txt messaging (people are fools not to) sent back: "I'm coming home now."

Too bad I didn't check it before I sent, as funnily enough, 'home' comes out as 'good' as the first option.

Not really that bad, but hilarious anyway.

 

[Mupepe]

Once I was at a [female] friends place, and my flatmate back home text messaged me: Whatcha up to?
Now I, using my predictive txt messaging (people are fools not to) sent back: "I'm coming home now."

Too bad I didn't check it before I sent, as funnily enough, 'home' comes out as 'good' as the first option.

Not really that bad, but hilarious anyway.

hahahaha i've done that too

 

[Burger]

My friend was using my pc to send off his CV and cover letter to a prospective employer, which had been set up by his girlfriend (sending it to her boss).

As a joke, he typed in "I understand my hot bitch girlfriend will talk to you on monday about this, that fat fucking slut."

We had a good laugh, and I grabbed the mouse and clicked SEND. But, me knowing my way round a PC, held down the mouse button on send, then dragged off, so it didn't click it.

He TOTALLY freaked out, thinking I had clicked it, and in a split second of total panic, he went and clicked SEND.

We just stood there. "Uhhh...."

He didn't get the job.

 

[Mupepe]

My friend was using my pc to send off his CV and cover letter to a prospective employer, which had been set up by his girlfriend (sending it to her boss).

As a joke, he typed in "I understand my hot bitch girlfriend will talk to you on monday about this, that fat fucking slut."

We had a good laugh, and I grabbed the mouse and clicked SEND. But, me knowing my way round a PC, held down the mouse button on send, then dragged off, so it didn't click it.

He TOTALLY freaked out, thinking I had clicked it, and in a split second of total panic, he went and clicked SEND.

We just stood there. "Uhhh...."

He didn't get the job.

:lol Okay, I actually laughed out loud. i want to shoot myself