cyka blyat ))
cyka = "bitch"
blyat = eh, "slut"? it depends on the context. it's often used as "FUCK" equivalent
) - instead of smiles like "

" we use single brackets for some reason. like this: "(" ")"
and we laugh like АХАХАХХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХХА
Here you go, now you know how to recognise Russian on the interwebs. It's hard not to tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4m5HSjp7tk