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Irate Black Man

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Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Anyone here a fan of the irate black man?

It started when a YouTube account, American Lackey, called a neighbour with a Joe Pesci soundboard:


This gave some iconic quotes like "Meet me somewhere!", "I ain't a Jew, I'm a black man!"

"Don't be calling my crib motherfucker!"

Then Arnold called him:


Giving more iconic quotes - "Who's speaking?!", "I reiterate, who's speaking?"
"Oh so you's a dick sucka nawh"
"Ain't no fucking drug dealer here, this is a house of Christ bitch and you disturbin that shit!"

He was called many more times by American Lackey and in one video he left the keypad tones in... People were able to work out the State and keypad tones to get his phone number. He was opened to the world.

This guy became so iconic (not ubisoft) that people all around the world called him and eventually called him with a soundboard of HIMSELF.


This pissed him off so much that THE CLIP IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING GUN BITCH NAW YOU MEET ME SOMEWHERE!!! I don't even know you but I will smoke yo ass, my ho family on the police force bitch!

Dick suckin ass bitch!
 
The first time I heard the calling himself one is honestly the hardest I ever laughed. Pure genius and comic timing.
Genuinely the funniest thing I ever heard. Still use IBM quotes to this day with friends and coworkers.
 
I loved the fake calls where "Arnold" would call people and they wouldn't get it. The best was the time he called the rub and tug lol
 
"Meet me somewhere"
"NO YOU MEET ME SOMEWHERE MOTHERFUCKER"

I can't believe this shit is like 10+ years old lmao, amazing stuff.
 
I'm a fan of Mr. Burgess. When I first found the guy I thought he was completely overboard, but now I see he was somewhat of a canary in a coal mine :messenger_grinning_smiling: (NSFW)
 
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My wife and I will still drop a "MEET ME SOMEWHERE" into the conversation if the situation calls for it. I feel like I heard these calls almost 20 years ago on Howard Stern but I'm not sure.
 
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