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ShadowRed

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and not paying just as bad as having sex with one and paying. I have a friend who told me that a couple weeks ago while he was on a long drive he had sex with a hooker but didn't pay for it. He was asking me if it was the same thing as paying for sex or if it was alright. He said he had stopped to get some gas when a chick approached him. He said she looked normal to hot, nothing like you would expect from a hooker. No track marks nor did she look like a crack whore or anything. She asked him if he wanted some weed. He said no then she asked if he wanted to party. He was like, "What do you mean?" And she was like do you want to fuck me. He was like, "Sure,” She asked him how much money he had. He was like what do you mean? He knew what she was getting at but was playing dumb. She was like, “How much do you want to spend?" He goes, "Oh wait you want me to pay you for sex,” and chuckled at her. She was like, "Yeah what did you think I meant?" He was like, "No I don't pay for sex. If anything you should be paying me." She laughed and said, "Oh yeah." So they exchanged names and chatted a little bit about where he was going and what he was doing. After he was finished filling his tank. He told her goodbye and went to get into his car. She stopped him and said, "Hey you really like to fuck me?" He was like, "Yeah but I don't pay for sex." She told him it was ok she would do him for free. He was like ok and off to the motel they went, where he banged her. So anyways what does the board think? Is he a John or is he just a guy who got a girl to fuck within 5 minutes?
 
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KiNeSiS

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He got a girl to fuck him in 5 minutes although his story is probably fabricated, He probablably came out the pocket.
 
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Tell your "friend" to stop worrying about the morality and just stop sleeping with street trash....for the health reasons. You...errr, your "friend" should probably hit up the doctor's office, just in case.
 
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ShadowRed

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First of all let me make this clear this friend is actually my friend and not me. Second he said he said he wore a condom. I know for a fact that he carries some in the center console of his car. He aways grabs one and passes me one when we go out to a club or party.
 
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ShadowRed

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Liquid said:
Whatever happened with the whole needle in your arm thing, ShadowRed?
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I already answered that question back at OA. The detective told me it was a he said she said and that I had more to lose than she did, so I should just drop the entire thing and watch the women I date.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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I'm going to say this thread should be a classic so it won't be one.

That being said hookers don't fuck johns for free. It doesn't happen. This story is bullocks.
 
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KiNeSiS

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ShadowRed said:
First of all let me make this clear this friend is actually my friend and not me. Second he said he said he wore a condom. I know for a fact that he carries some in the center console of his car. He aways grabs one and passes me one when we go out to a club or party.
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ARRRGH!
 
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Fixed2BeBroken

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ShadowRed said:
Second he said he said he wore a condom. I know for a fact that he carries some in the center console of his car. He aways grabs one and passes me one when we go out to a club or party.
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thats cool, cause condoms are 100% garunteed to negate getting STDs.

It says on the box.
 
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Tell your "friend" that you can still catch a number of nasty STDs even with condoms in use. This retarded "Oh I'm totally safe if I have a condom" mentality is why there's such high rates of non-HIV STD infection.
 
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Seriously, maybe he's your friend but he doled out some cash for sure.

No way, she decides to do it for free w/o drugs or something in return.
 
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rastex

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ShadowRed said:
He said no then she asked if he wanted to party. He was like, "$50", she said "$100", he said "That includes a blowjob?", she nodded yes and off they went to the hotel.
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Fixed
 
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aoi tsuki

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You sure your friend didn't just watch a Bangbus clip?

On a similar note, i saw this chick who needed a ride home, so i offered to give her a ride in exchange for sex. She gets in, we drive around and find a spot to fuck at unnoticed. After we did the deed, i let her out. She was all like "I do not live here" in some south American accent and i was like "Oh really? Sorry!" then i drove off.

Good times man.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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:lol

Man, weren't bangbus videos some funny shit when you first saw them? I could laugh for hours after my brother hooked me up with the skits. Then I thought about what they were portraying and it made God sad. But, at the same time I was like they are picking up some pretty nice looking bitches for 50 dollars.[/thread derail]
 
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aoi tsuki

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
:lol

Man, weren't bangbus videos some funny shit when you first saw them? I could laugh for hours after my brother hooked me up with the skits. Then I thought about what they were portraying and it made God sad. But, at the same time I was like they are picking up some pretty nice looking bitches for 50 dollars.[/thread derail]
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i just wish they edited them shorter. The teaser clips were good -- i'm watching it for the comedy, not for the acts.
 
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ShadowRed

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Crowza said:
Hate to break it to you, but he paid for it.
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To all the people claiming he paid. Since I was not there I can't say for sure, but I seriously doubt he would A) pay for sex and or B) then lie and tell me he didn't when he could just as easily not told me at all, or changed the story and excuded the hooker part and claimed he met a chick in a store and banged her within 5 minutes. I really don't see what's in it for him to make up anything. Also I know the guy and the rest of you don't so I have the experience of knowing him and what he is and isn't capable of and from my knowledge of him, making up a story or paying for sex and then lying about it isn't something I could see him doing.
 
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The half-confession is a pretty common phenomenon. You tell a story where the main part makes you look bad, but fabricate some bit of it that paints you in a better light. The really "bad stuff" gets off your conscience, and the minor lie protects you from feeling as though everyone will think you're a scum bag. Like the time I got falling-down drunk on a bottle of gin and then drove......a carload of toys to the orphanage.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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Well we'd hate to insult your friend's character and integrity.

The idea that a hooker on a ho stroll would just give out a freebee defies all known logic. Johns pay Hos, that's how it works.

You don't pay a hooker to stay, you pay them to leave.
 
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segasonic

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aoi tsuki said:
i just wish they edited them shorter. The teaser clips were good -- i'm watching it for the comedy, not for the acts.
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Yeah right. And you're reading Playboy for the interviews....
 
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Tommie Hu$tle said:
:lol

Man, weren't bangbus videos some funny shit when you first saw them? I could laugh for hours after my brother hooked me up with the skits. Then I thought about what they were portraying and it made God sad. But, at the same time I was like they are picking up some pretty nice looking bitches for 50 dollars.[/thread derail]
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Hate to break it to you, but those were all set up. They weren't really tricking anybody...
 
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madara

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ROFL, who in world would think BB was real? Well there was just one girl early on about number #6 on there site, that skit felt different to the point that I was starting to wonder. Funny enough that clip dissapeared few weeks later and has never been seen since.
 
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madara said:
ROFL, who in world would think BB was real? Well there was just one girl early on about number #6 on there site, that skit felt different to the point that I was starting to wonder. Funny enough that clip dissapeared few weeks later and has never been seen since.
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Bang Bus is fake but MILF hunter and Big sausage pizza is real right?


I swear the average pizza guy comes to the door with his cock already poking through the box. He just takes it out when a hot chick doesn’t answer the door.
 
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fallout

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Do The Mario said:
Bang Bus is fake but MILF hunter and Big sausage pizza is real right?


I swear the average pizza guy comes to the door with his cock already poking through the box. He just takes it out when a hot chick doesn’t answer the door.
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Yeah man, let me tell you, a friend of mine worked as a pizza delivery guy.

He wore a condom though, so it was okay.
 
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geogaddi

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"as bad" ?


Under what objective moral law? Petty social norms?

C. S. Lewis said "humans all over the world have a curious idea that they ought to behave a certain way"
 
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DJ Sl4m

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She still got him to pay for a motel room, one which she probably used several times that day afterward.

She got what she wanted without getting the cash.
 
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ShadowRed

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DJ Sl4m said:
She still got him to pay for a motel room, one which she probably used several times that day afterward.

She got what she wanted without getting the cash.
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Uhmmm.. no where did I say that he paid for the room. She already had a room at the motel that they did it at. He paid nothing.
 
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Warm Machine

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None of those "Bang Bus" type sites are real. You have to sign a model release and all sorts of shit for someone to use your likeness. Otherwise they can turn aroun dand sue the pants off you.
 
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KiNeSiS

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DJ Sl4m said:
She still got him to pay for a motel room, one which she probably used several times that day afterward.

She got what she wanted without getting the cash.
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Looks Like the hoe still played him. I bet if he sad nah my place she would decline.
Theat WHores a HUSSler!
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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Warm Machine said:
None of those "Bang Bus" type sites are real. You have to sign a model release and all sorts of shit for someone to use your likeness. Otherwise they can turn aroun dand sue the pants off you.
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NOOOOOO, you lie, you lie, you are nothing but a dirty stinking liar!
 
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