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[Brannon]

Doing a hooker for free or for pay is still nasty. So you wear a condom, but what if she has crabs? And that crab is coated with the germy germs of her STD-laced pussy? Now that crab is gonna jump over to you and bite you and infect you. But that won't be enough; a couple more will jump over with their concoction of diseases and infect you. Then one day when you're lying in your deathbed ruminating on how you got there so early in life that your parents got depressed and turned to vampirism, the only thing your syphilis-damaged mind will be able to say is;

"Three crabs will kill you!"

Over and over again. Then you'll die and that will be on your headstone.

Damn, got off topic again. The point is every time you sex up a hooker, a little kitten dies on the inside, which is tantamount to torture. Masturbation just finishes it off, which is merciful in comparison.

So in short, masturbation > hookers.

 

[Drozmight]

That'd be an awesome headstone... people would see it hundreds of years from now and laugh.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Doing a hooker for free or for pay is still nasty. So you wear a condom, but what if she has crabs? And that crab is coated with the germy germs of her STD-laced pussy? Now that crab is gonna jump over to you and bite you and infect you. But that won't be enough; a couple more will jump over with their concoction of diseases and infect you. Then one day when you're lying in your deathbed ruminating on how you got there so early in life that your parents got depressed and turned to vampirism, the only thing your syphilis-damaged mind will be able to say is;

"Three crabs will kill you!"

Over and over again. Then you'll die and that will be on your headstone.

Damn, got off topic again. The point is every time you sex up a hooker, a little kitten dies on the inside, which is tantamount to torture. Masturbation just finishes it off, which is merciful in comparison.

So in short, masturbation > hookers.

You do realize that all that could happen with any woman, right? A woman you met at a bar that you have been talking to for 2 months, you finally have sex could give you STDs.

 

[Brannon]

Ack, you're taking the post too seriously!

 

[border]

You do realize that all that could happen with any woman, right? A woman you met at a bar that you have been talking to for 2 months, you finally have sex could give you STDs.

Chances are much greater when you sleep with one that indescriminately fucks 3-5 different guys every single day. Go to the doctory, ShadowRed!

 

[ShadowRed]

Chances are much greater when you sleep with one that indescriminately fucks 3-5 different guys every single day. Go to the doctory, ShadowRed!

Shit dude for the last time. This story isn't about me.