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[ÆMNE22A!C]

Do you ever hear, "Has anyone seen my ham sandwich? I just left it here about an hour ago?" Or, "Who took my hot Cheetos out my lunch bag?"

Certain co-workers, no matter how much they have to eat, have no respect for other people's food and are always swiping food or drinks at the workplace.

It's me, I do that... I'm certain co-workers.

Sorry.

Baby. Some people treat thier luch as a comfort point of the day. And look forward to it whole morning. Come on bea

 

[John Marston]

By your own admission You don't shower, you're lazy and you steal co-workers food? What in the actual fuck? how do u still have a job?

He also adores big tits and has autism.
I also love him like a brother so I'm biased

 

[West Texas CEO]

By your own admission You don't shower, you're lazy and you steal co-workers food? What in the actual fuck? how do u still have a job?

I put my soul in an Xbox fridge.

 

[Pejo]

Uh yea, who else would it be for? My coworkers even put their names on it so I know who went the extra mile to make my delicious lunch. It's more meaningful that way.

 

[Days like these...]

He also adores big tits and has autism.
I also love him like a brother so I'm biased

I'm a leg man myself, more than a mouthful is a waste IMHO but that's neither here nor there.

 

[Jsisto]

Just imagine you took the time to cook yourself a nice meal to bring to work the next day and someone takes it.

 

[GeekyDad]

It's okay if you're seeking to bypass suicide laws, sure.

 

[V1LÆM]

Nah that's not cool.

 

[Big Baller]

Real funny hops...

 

[-Minsc-]

No.

 

[Dice]

I put my soul in an Xbox fridge.

Come Monday I'm gonna eat it for lunch.

 

[Braag]

I've heard handful of times that someone's lunch was stolen from the workplace fridge.
No one has ever stolen mine though, dunno what I'd do if someone did. Probably be super furious and start actively hunt the perpetrator with conveniently placed delicious morsels in the fridge and wait for the food thief to steal it and catch him.

 

[HoodWinked]

Anyone that thinks it's okay probably has alot in common with this lunatic. How is this even in the reality of something that's okay.

 

[BlackTron]

Anyone that thinks it's okay probably has alot in common with this lunatic.

Clearly I have no qualms judging the man, but this is just too much.

"Hey, you stole my lunch! What are you, GAY???"

 

[Sybrix]

Why would you eat other peoples food they have brought from home?

Next time you make a sandwich, how many times to do lick the knife your using? Stratch your head, eye, ear, nose, while making a sandwich? Cough? Sneeze? Did you wash your hands before making the sandwhich?

All of the above your collegues do when making their sandwich at home that they bring to work, the person who steals it has just ingested their colleagues phlegm, skin flakes, bogies & Christ knows what else.

 

[Laptop1991]

Nah, i wouldn't be happy, i wouldn't have any lunch and it's still stealing in the end.

 

[Embearded]

OP admits is a piece of shit.
If i had such a colleague, i would carry a sandwich full of razors in my backpack.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

People tell me I'm a cunt for not returning trolleys (shopping carts). This is far worse.

THIS TAKES ALMOST NO TIME TO DO!

It also reduces the amount of damage done to other vehicles that are parked in that lot.

Who chooses to be Neutral Evil?

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

It looks like that play backfired, but in a very good way.

Britney:

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

Stealing lunches is pathetic.

 

[GloveSlap]

Clearly I have no qualms judging the man, but this is just too much.

"Hey, you stole my lunch! What are you, GAY???"

To be fair, that person was caught multiple times stealing women's luggage at the airport.

 

[BlackTron]

To be fair, that person was caught multiple times stealing women's luggage at the airport.

Oh ok I didn't know the whole story. Guess they do have something in common.

(So that's where he got those fabulous threads!)

 

[BlackTron]

Why would you eat other peoples food they have brought from home?

Next time you make a sandwich, how many times to do lick the knife your using? Stratch your head, eye, ear, nose, while making a sandwich? Cough? Sneeze? Did you wash your hands before making the sandwhich?

All of the above your collegues do when making their sandwich at home that they bring to work, the person who steals it has just ingested their colleagues phlegm, skin flakes, bogies & Christ knows what else.

It bothers me that someone would choose not to do this for some logical self-interest, like you could get fired, or you don't know where that food's been.

Like you would sell drugs laced with fentanyl all day, but slow down only when you think they might start linking deaths together. Like maybe don't do it just because it's an asinine thing to do, not because an even greater self-interest supersedes its value.

 

[Susurrus]

Come Monday I'm gonna eat it for lunch.

 

[Rocco Schiavone]

At my company, my energy drink was stolen from the fridge three times.

A can costs 0,35€ in my country. How can someone be so pathetic?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I dont grab people's food. Why would I? I eat out every day either driving somewhere or grabbing something in the cafeteria.

But there have been times I took a loner pop in the fridge which has been sitting there for a month. But it happens back at me too. But not at those durations. Sometimes I put some drinks in our office fridge and by the afternoon, I go to take it and it's already gone!

 

[Flutta]

Lets see how you feel one someone steels your shit. What goes around comes around.

 

[Soodanim]

I'm very glad that where I work no one would dream of stealing food from others.

To me it's no different from stealing money directly from me, and I will never tolerate either.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

Revenge:

Man Finds Condom In Sandwich

A man discovers an unwanted ingredient in his sandwich - a condom. Disgusting and funny!

www.youtube.com

 

[Days like these...]

I guess the guilt was overwhelming that's why he had to let us know. Hopefully this will be transformative for the OP but I somehow doubt it

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Using the word steal in your opening question should be a red flag from the start

 

[Tams]

Lunch stealers should be lined up and shot.

 

[Rockondevil]

THIS TAKES ALMOST NO TIME TO DO!

It also reduces the amount of damage done to other vehicles that are parked in that lot.

Who chooses to be Neutral Evil?

I got 14/80 on the empathy quiz.

 

[Punished Miku]

I once saw a coworker go down to the breakroom to get a mountain dew (he keeps a 12 pack at work) and found 2 maintenance guys drinking the last 2. Some things just cant be undone. They apologized and bought him a new case the next day but it was too late.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Baby. Some people treat thier luch as a comfort point of the day. And look forward to it whole morning. Come on bea

Comfort food is for dinner.

But you do you, boo boo-ru.

 

[12Goblins]

I feel like if you put your food in a community fridge and its not tied up in a lunch box or plastic bag, you're pretty much asking for somebody to take it

that being said, I would never use a community break food fridge because people are disgusting animals

That being said, if you keep a box of cereal or something around in the break room that's pretty much saying help yourself IMO

 

[West Texas CEO]

Lets see how you feel one someone steels your shit. What goes around comes around.

But I'm too busy stealing others' shit.

So, if someone nicks my shit, it wasn't really my shit to begin with. There's no real loss.

Capiche?

 

[PaddyOCanager]

How do you pick which one you're gonna steal?

Do you single out certain co-workers, have a rotation, or just go by what looks most appetizing?

Have you had any close calls getting caught?

How many have you stolen and are there "cooling off" periods where you stop?

Are there multiple fridges or just one?

Need the breakdown here.

 

[Days like these...]

How do you pick which one you're gonna steal?

Do you single out certain co-workers, have a rotation, or just go by what looks most appetizing?

Have you had any close calls getting caught?

How many have you stolen and are there "cooling off" periods where you stop?

Are there multiple fridges or just one?

Need the breakdown here.

I used to have to coworker who would steal food he would just take whatever was most appetizing. I made a "tuna fish" sandwich out of mushy frosted mini wheats. That learned that POS thief.

 

[West Texas CEO]

How do you pick which one you're gonna steal?

Whichever bag is bigger or has the most appetizing contents.

Do you single out certain co-workers, have a rotation, or just go by what looks most appetizing?

You must have a rotation , my friend. Or else you will draw heat on your ass, quick! Basically, I just do what rodents do; keep it subtle and discreet.
I'll only single out co-worker if they've pissed me off.

Have you had any close calls getting caught?

Hell yeah, The maintenance lady in our office essentially lives in the break room. The lazy bitch.
So yeah, there have been many close calls.

How many have you stolen and are there "cooling off" periods where you stop?

To date, I've nicked about 69 bags, over a two year period. And yes, there's always a cool off period. The longest I've gone was maybe two weeks , when some co-workers starting to intimate that I was the one stealing lunches. Of course, they had no evidence, so I simply played dumb.
Two weeks later, though, I was back on that ass.

Are there multiple fridges or just one?

There are two fridges, which are placed next to one another.

 

[V1LÆM]

I’d love to work with you.

 

[Flutta]

But I'm too busy stealing others' shit.

So, if someone nicks my shit, it wasn't really my shit to begin with. There's no real loss.

Capiche?

Yeah… so you are a full time theif is that what you are saying?

 

[bender]

Considering Dirk was known to bring a plate lunch to the arena the OP should be forbid from wearing his icon. The OP should also be shot out of a cannon into the sun.

 

[Soodanim]

People tell me I'm a cunt for not returning trolleys (shopping carts). This is far worse.

Those people are right. I've never seen anywhere where it takes more than 30 seconds to take a trolley to the little shelter bit. Lazy selfish inconsiderate cunt, I hope your controller get stick drift or your mouse gets double click issues.

 

[Rockondevil]

Those people are right. I've never seen anywhere where it takes more than 30 seconds to take a trolley to the little shelter bit. Lazy selfish inconsiderate cunt, I hope your controller get stick drift or your mouse gets double click issues.

PM me when it’s illegal.

 

[Big Baller]

I put my soul in an Xbox fridge.

 

[Soodanim]

PM me when it’s illegal.

You monster

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I got 14/80 on the empathy quiz.

I got an 18...but that must be wrong.

(busy cutting up worms to see what happens.....)

 

[Faust]

No. And if I were the rule of Earth I would make it a law that the coworker who had his lunch stolen can fucking murder the shit out of the perpetrator and display the perpetrator's innards publicly in the company forum.

I had a coworker once who continuously ate my lunch. Never failed, day after day. Even after I confronted them, they played dumb. One day I grew tired of it and put a little bit of heavy duty laxative in my soup. You can guess who spent most of the day on the toilet. Fucker still continued to steal my lunch after.

 

[Davesky]

Not worth the risk.