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[Stouffers]

And then scuttling to the toilet, doing your business and trying to wipe with a wet ass? I’m sure there’s something out there worse, but no more than like 2 or 3 things.

 

[LoV]

Nothing is worse than showering and taking a dump right after.

 

[Tesseract]

Brazen bull - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Nothing is worse than showering and taking a dump right after.

Yeah, no doubt. It makes it all pointless.

 

[Sub_Level]

Statistically the average person shits in their pants at least once a year.

 

[haxan7]

fat people problems?

Never had this happen to me.

 

[synchronicity]

Statistically the average person shits in their pants at least once a year.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Statistically the average person shits in their pants at least once a year.

I‘ve only shit on myself once in the last 15+ years and it was because I was sick af.

 

[Stouffers]

fat people problems?

Never had this happen to me.

Maybe it’s because you don’t shower you unhygienic piece of shit.

 

[nush]

Just smoosh that turd down the drain of the shower, problem solved. It's all pipes.

 

[ILoveGTR]

It's not the worst but still sucks

 

[SpiceRacz]

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Just smoosh that turd down the drain of the shower, problem solved. It's all pipes.

What if your drain has small holes?

 

[SpiceRacz]

What if your drain has small holes?

It's called a waffle stomp.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

It's called a waffle stomp.

 

[MastAndo]

I'll take 10 shower dumps over having to dump when you're away from home with no quick access to a toilet.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I'll take 10 shower dumps over having to dump when you're away from home with no quick access to a toilet.

It’s called public restrooms.

 

[SpiceRacz]

It’s called public restrooms.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

 

[MastAndo]

It’s called public restrooms.

Ya don't say?!

I'm talking about being on the subway, or something similar.

 

[Stouffers]

Ya don't say?!

I'm talking about being on the subway....

Right, a public restroom.

 

[MastAndo]

Right, a public restroom.

Only homeless folks can shit in subway cars as far as I know, but I'll look into it.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Just shit in the shower and toe it down the plug hole.

Not toe-ing necessary if your last meal was a spicy curry

 

[triplestation]

the drain cover is designed like a cheese grater for a reason