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[Stouffers]

..regarding the loss of his virginity. Like many of you, I have followed Kingbean’s budding sexuality for many many moons. I think he owes it to me and the entire NeoGAF community to spill the beans on he was finally able to spill the beans.

kingbean

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Were you the other party involved?

 

[triplestation]

interesting how dry beans will bounce on impact but cooked beans will stay down due to the nature of hydration

 

[DESTROYA]

I got pics

 

[Stouffers]

Were you the other party involved?

I may or may not’ve played a small part.

 

[kingbean]

This thread is weird.

 

[Stouffers]

This thread is weird.

It’d be less weird if you’d regale us with the story of your passage into manhood.

 

[Stouffers]

I’ll get you started:

“The night was sultry.”

 

[haxan7]

I’m glad to hear someone is getting laid. My balls are ready to tear at the seams.

 

[kingbean]

I’ll get you started:

“The night was sultry.”

We went out to eat Mexican food and I thought that was weird because she's Colombian.

I really don't feel like it's necessary to explain how the passionless sex came about, it was pretty much like a favor lol.

 

[Stouffers]

We went out to eat Mexican food and I thought that was weird because she's Columbian.

I really don't feel like it's necessary to explain how the passionless sex came about, it was pretty much like a favor lol.

Do you mean Colombian? If so, where is she from? Medellin?

 

[kingbean]

Do you mean Colombian? If so, where is she from? Medellin?

Oh yeah, as in from Colombia.

Uh, North shore, santa something.

 

[haxan7]

Oh yeah, as in from Colombia.

Uh, North shore, santa something.

Love me some Colombians

 

[DESTROYA]

We went out to eat Mexican food and I thought that was weird because she's Colombian.

I really don't feel like it's necessary to explain how the passionless sex came about, it was pretty much like a favor lol.

You did her a favor by burying the bone.

 

[kingbean]

You did her a favor by burying the bone.

I recently got a text from her asking if I wanted to "go eat" again.

It's been like 3 days and I haven't responded. I think I'm not very good at this being a normal dude thing.

 

[haxan7]

I recently got a text from her asking if I wanted to "go eat" again.

It's been like 3 days and I haven't responded. I think I'm not very good at this being a normal dude thing.

She probably means eat her pussy!

just do it

 

[DESTROYA]

I recently got a text from her asking if I wanted to "go eat" again.

It's been like 3 days and I haven't responded. I think I'm not very good at this being a normal dude thing.

One step at a time bro, she obviously liked you so why not go to dinner again

 

[kingbean]

She probably means eat her pussy!

just do it

One step at a time bro, she obviously liked you so why not go to dinner again

Yeah, I'll text her back I guess.

 

[and 3 others]

I’m glad to hear someone is getting laid. My balls are ready to tear at the seams.

big if true

 

[Stouffers]

One step at a time bro, she obviously liked you so why not go to dinner again

He probably doesn’t want to date someone who’d hook up with a guy like him.

 

[Stouffers]

C’mon King, fill in the blanks:

“The night is sultry. A mariachi band can be heard in the distance.. somewhere near the guac station. Kingbean looks across the booth at his thirsty Colombian. Lips parched, she sloppily searches for the large novelty straw and slurps down a solid pint of watery margarita.. her eyes never leaving her phone. To break the silence, Kingbean asks where’s she from. She briefly looks up and answers, but he’s not really listening. He’s more interested in where she’s going. “