Support NeoGAF

[Incognito]

I turned down sex with this girl because she and I were both drunk. We both like each other, though. However, she went around telling anyone with ears that I was "afraid." Hindsight is 20/20, and with that in mind, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???

Take me back!!!!1

 

[Justin Bailey]

Yup, you're pretty stupid.

 

[Ronald_mcd]

I would find it mighty hard to turn down sex when I was drunk.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Show her just how afraid you are when you hit it... for the children.

 

[Incognito]

I would find it mighty hard to turn down sex when I was drunk.

It's a rule of mine that I don't screw around with girls who are drunk. I should have made an exception...

 

[Manics]

I turned down sex with this girl because she and I were both drunk. We both like each other, though. However, she went around telling anyone with ears that I was "afraid." Hindsight is 20/20, and with that in mind, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???

I remember way back in university, this cute chick phoned me up one day asking me about a test I had written and she had missed. She was going to write the make-up test later and wanted me to go over there and "help her out". I turned her down. I later realized that had I gone over, I would have gotten laid. This girl was a type that would dress very provocatively in school, and always had guys around her. Then I found out another buddy of mine had her. I was so stupid back then.

 

[SlickWilly223]

No excuses. Admit it, you have a small penis, that's why you turned her down!!

Be happy she didn't see your shame in wang form, cuz she would laugh and laugh and laugh!

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Well, you might not be all too smart in real life

But I am glad that you remembered to post so many pics of the girl

This is the way these types of threads should be done!

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Just tell her you have syphillis, she'll understand.

 

[Boogie]

It's a rule of mine that I don't screw around with girls who are drunk. I should have made an exception...

Awww, and I was this close to giving you +1 respect too

 

[Tazznum1]

I rather feel dumb for that then posting something to the effect of:


I have some bumps on my wang and it burns like fiiiiyaaaa when I pee. Do you think it will go away with some calamine lotion?

 

[IntestineBoy]

I would not have turned that down.

She's quite attractive.

 

[Doth Togo]

The obvious being said, if it happens again, you know what you need to do.

However, I hear ya on what you did. Can't say I'd do the same thing because I'm not in the situation, but I understand. She was probably hurt that you didn't follow through with the proposal, and, being that she may be immature in certain areas, felt justified to "get you back" by making things up. Whether or not you were nervous is irrelevant.

She showed you she has no class by mocking you in front of her/your friends.

 

[Shadax]

I rather feel dumb for that then posting something to the effect of:


I have some bumps on my wang and it burns like fiiiiyaaaa when I pee. Do you think it will go away with some calamine lotion?

Yes Tazz, because obviously since she's hot and wants sex means she's a STD-ridden nymphomaniac.

 

[Tazznum1]

Yes Tazz, because obviously since she's hot and wants sex means she's a STD-ridden nymphomaniac.

I'm glad you agree.

Did you even see the last pic?

 

[Incognito]

Yes Tazz, because obviously since she's hot and wants sex means she's a STD-ridden nymphomaniac.

Ignore Tazznum, she has a projection problem.

 

[Tazznum1]

Meh...hit it and get back to us. GA needs a new "OMG SHE MIGHT BE PREGNANT" thread. They are entertaining.

 

[Incognito]

I'm glad you agree.

Did you even see the last pic?

Wow, two friends doing something stupid for the camera equates to raving slut. You're a loser.

 

[CajoleJuice]

I remember way back in university, this cute chick phoned me up one day asking me about a test I had written and she had missed. She was going to write the make-up test later and wanted me to go over there and "help her out". I turned her down. I later realized that had I gone over, I would have gotten laid. This girl was a type that would dress very provocatively in school, and always had guys around her. Then I found out another buddy of mine had her. I was so stupid back then.

George: She invites me up at twelve o clock at night, for coffee. And I don't go up. "No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Jerry: She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

George: She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.

Elaine: Maybe coffee was coffee.

George: Coffee's coffee in the morning, it's not coffee at twelve o clock at night.

 

[Tazznum1]

And you're an asshole.

I didn't call her a slut, but who knows who else she just banged the night before. A bit to easy, no?

 

[Tazznum1]

It really doesn't matter since you are the laughing stock now.

 

[Tim]

Well, you might not be all too smart in real life

But I am glad that you remembered to post so many pics of the girl

This is the way these types of threads should be done!

I could NOT agree more.

 

[nitewulf]

I rather feel dumb for that then posting something to the effect of:


I have some bumps on my wang and it burns like fiiiiyaaaa when I pee. Do you think it will go away with some calamine lotion?

thats why you use a condom.

 

[Incognito]

And you're an asshole.

I didn't call her a slut, but who knows who else she just banged the night before. A bit to easy, no?

No, you're the fucking asshole. Do you know her?

Didn't think so.

I've known her since 8th grade, and she's only slept with one person in her life.

Like I said, quit projecting.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

No, you're the fucking asshole. Do you know her?

Didn't think so.

I've known her since 8th grade, and she's only slept with one person in her life.

Like I said, quit projecting.

yuh huh.......

 

[Incognito]

It really doesn't matter since you are the laughing stock now.

Says the person who's had a kid out or wedlock as was the "victim" of stalking by a member of this forum. You're calling me the laughing stock when I turned down sex because she was drunk?

Get your priorities straight, wo-man.

 

[Tazznum1]

No, you're the fucking asshole. Do you know her?

Didn't think so.

I've known her since 8th grade, and she's only slept with one person in her life.

Like I said, quit projecting.

How do you know she only slept with one person? Didn't think so. Quit projecting. You are not with her everynight.

If you are such good friends, why is she talking smack behind your back?


Alright then.....

 

[Drexon]

We need 1500cc's of orgie here,STAT!

 

[Incognito]

How do you know she only slept with one person? Didn't think so. Quit projecting. You are not with her everynight.

If you are such good friends, why is she talking smack behind your back?


Alright then.....

That's what girls do, talk stories when they don't get what they want. As for "how do I know that?" I talk to her daily, she knows the ins and outs of me, and vice-versa. Plus, we were neighbors up until I moved into my own place, and then she went to the college the year after.

 

[Tazznum1]

Says the person who's had a kid out or wedlock as was the "victim" of stalking by a member of this forum. You're calling me the laughing stock when I turned down sex because she was drunk?

Get your priorities straight, wo-man.

Who the fuck had a kid out of wedlock?

Shut the fuck up you stupid dim witted uninformed asshole. Keep your facts straight, then we'll move on.

Holy Christ you're dumb.

 

[Incognito]

Who the fuck had a kid out of wedlock?

Shut the fuck up you stupid dim witted uninformed asshole. Keep your facts straight, then we'll move on.

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you offended?

That's what happens when a person plays loose with the "facts," and pretends to know a person they've never met.

Try to remember that next time before you spout off.

 

[Tazznum1]

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you offended?

That's what happens when a person plays loose with the "facts," and pretends to know a person they've never met.

Try to remember that next time before you spout off.

Bitch please. You owned yourself.


"I've topped George Costanza as King Idiot" - I do agree with you on that.

 

[Drozmight]

"He turned me down? Nobody does that to me! I'm going to spread lies about him!"

What a bish thing to do.

 

[open_mouth_]

I agree with Tazz in this instance... You might have just unwittingly saved yourself a world of hurt for 20-30 mins of fun. Plus, you controlled yourself and followed your own self-prescribed limits even though you were drunk. That's something to be proud of, at least.

and then she went to the college the year after.

And there's your answer. You still think she's nearly a virgin?

 

[Lathentar]

Last time someone posted a picture of a chick without her approval I knew her. Not this time... too bad.

 

[miyuru]

Props for saying no to the sex. I wanna diss her for talking smack about you though, but you did say you guys are friends...

So I'll end this post with unless.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Ignore the haters. It isn't like you just met her at a bar and were looking for a one night stand. You were friends, drinking and if you had hit it, there were worse things in the world that could have happened. The world would not have fell off it's axis. In the end, you not doing it was probably the right decision. Sounds like she might have started spreading rumors that you took advantage of her drunken state.

 

[carpal]

I have about a billion of these stories. This is a what a true idiot looks like. Right here buddy. Don't feel bad.

 

[Boogie]

No, you're the fucking asshole. Do you know her?

Didn't think so.

I've known her since 8th grade, and she's only slept with one person in her life.

Like I said, quit projecting.

*AHEM*

:lol

maybe x3.

Half the "women", aka girls I know or have dated were past 8 by their 20th birthday.

also, boogie, a lot of women are in the 10+ range when it comes to partner. but, as boe said, they're very good at hiding that fact.

for women, they count sex only when it's good. whereas with men sex could simply be considered as making out...

:lol :lol

 

[Hayami]

You're a goddamn moron.

 

[Incognito]

*AHEM*

"a lot," and "half" being the key words in those passages.

 

[Boogie]

"a lot," and "half" being the key words in those passages.

Fine, but when I try to argue that not all women sleep around with tons of partners, you reply saying that women who say that are probably lying.

And yet here in this thread when someone throws the same comment at your friend, you get all offended and upset.

 

[Incognito]

Fine, but when I try to argue that not all women sleep around with tons of partners, you reply saying that women who say that are probably lying.

And yet here in this thread when someone throws the same comment at your friend, you get all offended and upset.

The thing is, I know this girl better than my own mother. We both know when each other is throwing out ridiculous lies, and we call each other out on that.

 

[Eminem]

wow...that sure does suck for you.

and Tazz...jesus. can you ever keep your mouth shut? you look like a total moron in this thread.

 

[Boogie]

The thing is, I know this girl better than my own mother. We both know when each other is throwing out ridiculous lies, and we call each other out on that.

So? And I know the girls I talk to well. I'm just saying it would be smart to assume that the rest of us know our friends as well as you know yours, and for you not to make any retarded assumptions about them either

 

[shuri]

Drunk sex with childhood friends = NOO!! Also, the perspective of the first pic make her look like she's a 7 foot high Amazon.