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Jamster.com...setting back negroes by 50 years!

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andthebeatgoeson

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NO, I don't want a weekly payment plan so I can download a screensaver that says P.I.M.P nor do I want a stupid sound that says 'WHERE ARE ALL MY HOOCHIES AT!'

Who the fuck comes up with this crap. I get the feeling that they have plugged into my TV directly and just want to fuck with me. Either that or it's a bad GTA skit.

AHHH, Fucken christ, this is blasphemy:
http://www.jamster.com/storage/view/upload/rtone/audio_multipoly/NuthinButAGThang.mp3
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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Suerte said:
There's this "crazy frog" advert in the UK that makes me want to hurt myself :(
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Is that the frog that sounds like a rac car? Yep, I can't stand that fucker. What started out as a 'heh heh' funny email/board post now can annoy your fellow man on the subway. Jamster...making cellphones even more intolerable.

I have a cellphone, a picture phone even. But nothing is more obnoxious than some dipshit with 50 cent as their ringer, turned up all the way and refuses to answer in one ring. Some bitch buries it in her 50 lb purse but can't be bothered to keep it on one of the lowest volumes. Maybe one of my pet peeves and I don't get openly bothered but I want to smack people like this. It's like they still are happy to have a new toy.

Maybe I'm just too sneaky and private and usually keep my ringer on vibrate but it's annoying to hear the phone ring off the hook here in the house and people don't understand that just because my cell phone is with me, I won't pick it up. Some things can wait and some calls can go unanswered. I don't mind loud talking but loud cellphone ringers annoy me to no end.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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MrPing1000 said:
The whole company needs to die quickly. Its all we get on music channels those damn ads.
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Comedy Central is being overun. I'm considering turning off 'I'm Gonna Git You Sucka'.

Damn this movie is classic.

'Then he started to wear gold'
'OH NO!!!'
 
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Malleymal

You now belong to FMT.
skinnyrattler said:
Comedy Central is being overun. I'm considering turning off 'I'm Gonna Git You Sucka'.

Damn this movie is classic.

'Then he started to wear gold'
'OH NO!!!'
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THANKS MAN!!!! I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS ON!!!! and what is on when I turn to comedy central..???? SIRMIXALOT JAMSTER COMMERCIAL!!!!!!
 
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Tuvoc

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Tre said:
I SEE THESE DAMNED COMMERCIALS SO FUCKING MUCH. GET OFF MY FUCKING TV.
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IAWTP

I was gonna make a post about this a week ago but I thought the commercials might be local cuz they were so fuckin stupid. I swear, on comedy central, early in the morning every other commercial is a jamster commercial.

Type fun20 to get "This for all my dawgs on da West SIIIEEEEEED." :lol


What retard would get this garbage on their phone?
 
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mrmyth

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Tuvoc said:
IAWTP

I was gonna make a post about this a week ago but I thought the commercials might be local cuz they were so fuckin stupid. I swear, on comedy central, early in the morning every other commercial is a jamster commercial.

Type fun20 to get "This for all my dawgs on da West SIIIEEEEEED." :lol


What retard would get this garbage on their phone?
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You don't go out in public much, huh?
 
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teiresias

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Watching the Southpark marathon last night was horrendously painful between the endless Jamster commercials and the endless Girls Gone Wild commercials. Yes, I'm aware I perhaps have less tolerance for Girls Gone Wild than many of the rest of you, it's still annoying.
 
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Teflar

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Probably not. Every time that dude says "Show us where babies feed! Its- its natural!" I want stick sharp objects into my ears.
 
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CB3

intangibles, motherfucker
"Where my baby daddy at. WHere he be! Where my baby daddy at.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! This is absolutly the worst one of them all. I feel stupid just hearing it, so i usually just mute it as soon as i hear that stupid background music.
 
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Rorschach

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Teflar said:
Probably not. Every time that dude says "Show us where babies feed! Its- its natural!" I want stick sharp objects into my ears.
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Same here. And why the fuck are GGW commercials so much louder than normal commercials? >:|

"ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BEACHES WITH HOT YOUNG GIRLS WILLING TO BEAR IT ALL?!"
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Where's my damn animated 20" inch chrome wheel cellphone background. I demand it!!

Chris Rock: "They spinnin', they spinnin', they spinnin'!!!"
 
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DMczaf

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Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right?
Willie: But I heard you...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!
Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Leonard: Yeah!

:lol :lol :lol
 
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