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[Anth0ny]

 

[A Pretty Panda]

LOL

 

[abstract alien]

My dick hurts right now

 

[Coldnoodle]

:lol at that cheap pop.

 

[beanman25]

shuck and jive

 

[canadian crowe]

Oh god I'm not watching. What did he say??

 

[TimeEffect]

Nah, he lost me at Clay, actually.

I loved Clay on NXT, he cut a good promo when he was eliminated. But I'm sure he was referring to Clay doing a job he doesn't like considering his original pitch

 

[The Frankman]

YAY! HORAYYY!!

THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM!!!!

YAYYY HIP HORRAY AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUTUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

 

[Zhengi]

Oh, I'm glad I decided to watch this for the first time in weeks.

Same here. Punk is just awesome.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Killing kayfabe has to be the cheapest way to get attention, honestly.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Punk is awesome.

 

[Professor Beef]

How long until Rock ruins this?

Ruins? Or makes it better?

 

[Brinbe]

oh man, that break did Punk some good. Really bringing it with this promo, focused as hell.

 

[Coldnoodle]

WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOO

 

[TimeEffect]

How long until Rock ruins this?

Blah blah blah "Candy ass" blah blah blah "Twitter"

 

[Mr.Swag]

Dont talk shit about edge

 

[smr00]

Ruins? Or makes it better?

Rock only ruins things.

 

[The Frankman]

Ruins? Or makes it better?

oh DEFINITELY ruins.

 

[Phoenixazure]

Best. In the world!

 

[Paracelsus]

How in the hell can a man say so much without saying one false thing?

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Killing kayfabe has to be the cheapest way to get attention, honestly.

I'd love to see Kane do it,

 

[mightynine]

Killing kayfabe has to be the cheapest way to get attention, honestly.

See, he's not really killing it. Punk's ability to come right up to that line but not really go over it is clutch.

 

[Ithil]

Blah blah blah "Candy ass" blah blah blah "Twitter"

Problem is Punk doesn't go with that sort of thing, and Rock likes to compete with others on the mic.

 

[Surge]

Dont talk shit about edge

.

 

[toddhunter]

Killing kayfabe has to be the cheapest way to get attention, honestly.

Better to do it this way then to ignore 40 consecutive finishing moves, a powerbomb onto concrete and then a sledgehammer to the head before still kicking out and winning a match with one pathetic gentle throw.

 

[SousedLouse]

Killing kayfabe has to be the cheapest way to get attention, honestly.

Yes, yes it is. But just sit back and enjoy a promo that isn't squarely mired in poop jokes and awkward threats.

 

[Data West]

WCW 2001 promo quality

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[Beast Legacy]

A shame Rock will probably come out, call him a variation of a bitch, Rock Bottom Heyman (or even Punk himself) and that's the end of the show.

 

[Brinbe]

Can he string this along for eight more minutes?

 

[The Frankman]

Punk is turning into Triple H.

 

[spindashing]

WRAP IT UP

 

[SoulPlaya]

I'd love to see Kane do it,

I wish he could, but he got over the hard way, with an actual gimmick.

 

[Ithil]

Killing kayfabe has to be the cheapest way to get attention, honestly.

He's not killing it, though, he's still playing CM Punk the heel. He's still portraying everyone else in kayfabe, also.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Punk gets cut off!

 

[Ultratech]

And thus, they went to break.

 

[tj hazuki]

Seriously, WWE?

 

[Anth0ny]

JESUS CHRIST THEY ACTUALLY WENT TO COMMERCIAL

 

[Brinbe]

Ah there we go. Return just in time for Rock.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

wow....YO..

WOW.

 

[bigosc2k]

Punk is turning into Triple H.

So he's going to bury the whole roster

 

[Kaladin]

For the next two or three minutes he gets to go around ringside and tell individuals they don't matter.

 

[TimeEffect]

#Respect

 

[cryptic]

Angry rooster face.

 

[Zee-Row]

I was hoping Punk was gonna kick the guy telling him to wrap it up!

 

[obijkenobi]

Punk was dropping bombs again? What did I miss?

 

[MPW]

Punk gets cut off!

ahahahaha dat disrespect

 

[SoulPlaya]

Better to do it this way then to ignore 40 consecutive finishing moves, a powerbomb onto concrete and then a sledgehammer to the head before still kicking out and winning a match with one pathetic gentle throw.

All that means is that your expectations are very low.

 

[jobber]

he's still going XD