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[Nemesis121]

Time for Rock to read the script off his arm...

 

[Kyoufu]

I love Punk.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

NUMBER 879!

ARM BAR!

 

[Htown]

GET ON ACTIVE

Punk is setting up a chair in the center of the ring and waiting

 

[LoserMakesGood]

Damn good promo by Punk

Maybe this is the beginning of something new

 

[Master Thespian]

Punk was dropping bombs again? What did I miss?

shuck n jive

 

[Plywood]

Angry rooster face.

 

[abstract alien]

That was Jake Roberts levels of greatness

 

[Professor Beef]

Get the commercials out of the way before The Rock comes out and shows Punk how to cut a promo.

 

[jobber]

he's sitting in a chair in the ring like Batista

 

[Ultratech]

So he's going to bury the whole roster

Well, he's also gotta have:

-30 minute promos
-Push a better match out of a broom than the entire roster.
-Bone Steph
-"THE BUSINESS"

 

[SoulPlaya]

You guys are mad that they went to commercial? Holy shit you guys are marks. They want to make it seem like they're disrespecting him.

 

[Kaladin]

Punk was dropping bombs again? What did I miss?

more like a cherry bomb than a pipebomb.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I don't care how shitty the start of this show was, if you guys even act like the TLC match and this promo weren't buttfucking amazing you're lying to yourselves and it's sad

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Damn good promo by Punk

Maybe this is the beginning of something new

You poor, stupid optimist.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

What a promo, holy mackerel.

 

[Phoenixazure]

It's genius how it made it look like he broke. The 4th wall and seemlessly tied it all back to his character. It's clever speaking if u really think he crossed some sacred line, cause it gets him the reaction he wants

 

[Htown]

Punk still sitting in a chair in the center of the ring with a mic in his hand, not giving a fuck

 

[TimeEffect]

Hope Bryan reacts to what happened. I still want to see him thrown in the mix.

 

[Omega]

Punk is turning into Triple H.

gtfo

 

[Shadowlink]

 

[Master Thespian]

Time for Rock to read the script off his arm...

Punk can hang with Rock on the mic so they won't have to nerf Rock to let his opponent keep up this time.

 

[Judderman]

NUMBER 879!

ARM BAR!

The moss-covered three-handled family gradunza!

 

[TheKaeptain]

BROS THAT CM PUNK PROMO WAS HOT!

 

[SoulPlaya]

ECW did this twenty years ago. Everyone knows it's fake, and they do this for money.


OK, now, finally Punk is making this a real promo.

 

[TimeEffect]

Rock's going to come down, tease a promo, but just Rock Bottom Punk. Cue credits.

 

[Brinbe]

Go out there, Punk, and stall for 15 minutes. Man, that's why he's the champ.

Come on out, Rocky.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Hope Bryan reacts to what happened. I still want to see him thrown in the mix.

Nah, he'll continue to rot as the"weak link" of the tag team champions and take the pin when they decide to take the belts off them.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Rock's going to come down, tease a promo, but just Rock Bottom Punk. Cue credits.

Yep.

 

[Surge]

In your face jerks lol

 

[Ultratech]

DA ROCK

 

[Kaladin]

BROS THAT CM PUNK PROMO WAS HOT!

It was a better promo when he cut it on Ring of Honor fans when he left the company.

 

[Coldnoodle]

BAW GAWD

 

[The Frankman]

IF YA SMMMMMMMMMMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Brinbe]

Roided up Rock

 

[Professor Beef]

FINALLY...

 

[slightconfuse]

MISSES ROCKS BABY BOY IS IN THE BUILDING

 

[SoulPlaya]

Nah, he'll continue to rot as the"weak link" of the tag team champions and take the pin when they decide to take the belts off them.

Bryan is doing more for his pocket book and life by doing those catchphrases and being the weak link. Besides, there is no room for him in all of this, and if he were to get involved, it would only be so that he could take a rock bottom, and look like an even bigger fool.

 

[spindashing]

I'VE GOT GOOSEBUMPS...IN TAMPA.

 

[TimeEffect]

It was a better promo when he cut it on Ring of Honor fans when he left the company.

Was that the "Puppets on a string"? That one was better. He turned heel with that promo

 

[Ithil]

Cool that they've now set up Punk as the anti-People Champion.

 

[Kaladin]

Eleven O'clock Rock.

 

[Coldnoodle]

ROCK WINS! ROCK WINS! ROCK WINS!

 

[The Fronde]

Damn, Rock would destroy Punk in a real fight

 

[Shadowlink]

ROCKY!

 

[cryptic]

The man with the facial hair always wins.

 

[tj hazuki]

Lets do this. Punk/Rock

 

[The Frankman]

ROCKBERG...
ROCKBERG...
ROCKBERG...
ROCKBERG...

 

[Spider from Mars]

It was fun while it lasted.

 

[mightynine]

The problem with Punk is that he does such a good job of making that promo come off as real talk is that he makes something like Cole's "I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS!" really sound like the canned line it is.