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[Rafa=FedKilla]

AJ standing next to a big man like myself really gave me a tingling feeling I've never felt before. Off to see if I get Brazzers on the farm.

 

[Plywood]

He cries at every damn Hall of Fame he's at. Like clockwork.

Hes got a big heart.

 

[Ithil]

The Facebook comments on Aj getting run over are gold. I would probably get banned for posting some of them.

I'm going to assume their sympathies do not lie with AJ.

 

[bean breath]

So are they doing a love triangle gimmick? King Kong/Frankenstein angle?

I haven't watched Smackdown yet. I'm waiting for the HQ WWE upload.

 

[Professor Beef]

Hes got a big heart.

You can't teach that, dawg.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

She's not 95, she's like 230. And he is only 440.

If AJ had a brain, she'd use it and be able to use it to sidestep him. It's her own dumb fault.

Misogynist.

She is too 95 lbs. That's what Daniel Bryan, the World's Heavyweight Champion said she was, so that's what she is. Why would the World's Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, lie? He's the best heavyweight wrestler in the world, he has nothing left to prove. He even shook Big Show's ungrateful damned hand before the match. He has HONOR and FIGHTING SPIRIT, something you, and other MESSAGEBOARD PUNKS like HeymanRules512, can't even understand.

Personally, I'm surprised she weighs that much, considering that since she's the World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan's girlfriend, she's probably made almost entirely out of rainbows, candycanes, and the smiles of cute angel babies. How much do you think the smile of a cute angel baby weighs anyway?

And that fat BASTARD The Big Show weighs every bit of 500 lbs. The World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, said so. And he should know...right before that bastard put his damn hands on sweet AJ, the World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan was setting him up to press slam him right on the floor of the arena.

 

[El Pescado]

Just catching up on Smackdown after taking a Fringe break and holy hell at that Funkasaurus match and Teddy dancing afterwards followed up by the Big Show/D.Bry Tale of the Tape with Show's accomplishments listing "Shortest World Heavyweight Title Reign Ever" XD

And then Wade Barrett with "Oh, and God save the Queen" at the end of his promo. XD XD XD

 

[Dark Ninja]

I'm going to assume their sympathies do not lie with AJ.

Yes and also the posts could have come straight out of wresslegaf. Buncha marks mixed in with people arguing about how WWE sucks now

 

[funkystudent]

I bet heymanrules512 was not very happy with the ending of the smackdown main event.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Yes and also the posts could have come straight out of wresslegaf. Buncha marks mixed in with people arguing about how WWE sucks now

I hate these messageboard people.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

At 230, AJ weighs way more than I do. How emasculating.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Misogynist.

She is too 95 lbs. That's what Daniel Bryan, the World's Heavyweight Champion said she was, so that's what she is. Why would the World's Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, lie? He's the best heavyweight wrestler in the world, he has nothing left to prove. He even shook Big Show's ungrateful damned hand before the match. He has HONOR and FIGHTING SPIRIT, something you, and other MESSAGEBOARD PUNKS like HeymanRules512, can't even understand.

Personally, I'm surprised she weighs that much, considering that since she's the World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan's girlfriend, she's probably made almost entirely out of rainbows, candycanes, and the smiles of cute angel babies. How much do you think the smile of a cute angel baby weighs anyway?

And that fat BASTARD The Big Show weighs every bit of 500 lbs. The World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, said so. And he should know...right before that bastard put his damn hands on sweet AJ, the World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan was setting him up to press slam him right on the floor of the arena.

Daniel Bryan is a liar and you are a mark for believing him. AJ has taken more than 440 pounds at a higher rate of speed than that before, if you know what I mean. Sorry, I just can't feel sorry for her.

Now if it was poor Kelly x2, this would be a different story.

 

[Keyser Soze]

So are they doing a love triangle gimmick? King Kong/Frankenstein angle?

I haven't watched Smackdown yet. I'm waiting for the HQ WWE upload.

I feel they are going with the 'let's break AJ's heart' angle - Bryan will go into full asshole mode as a heel, and they will use sad AJ to push the heel tuen. Hopefully he picks up Kaitlyn on his way, they have a nice heel couple angle ala Trish/Christian

 

[Plywood]

AJ standing next to a big man like myself really gave me a tingling feeling I've never felt before. Off to see if I get Brazzers on the farm.

crankybrock?

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Daniel Bryan is a liar and you are a mark for believing him. AJ has taken more than 440 pounds at a higher rate of speed than that before, if you know what I mean. Sorry, I just can't feel sorry for her.

Now if it was poor Kelly x2, this would be a different story.

You are just jelly because Daniel Bryan is the best Heavyweight wrestler in the world today, and had a WWE Diva™ tell him she loves him on national TV, while you and all the rest of you hatefilled messageboard people only WISH you could experience the love of a WWE Diva™ for yourselves, even if it would have to be the love of a painted up softcore porno whore like Kelly Kelly.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I feel they are going with the 'let's break AJ's heart' angle - Bryan will go into full asshole mode as a heel, and they will use sad AJ to push the heel tuen. Hopefully he picks up Kaitlyn on his way, they have a nice heel couple angle ala Trish/Christian

The Miss Elizabeth/Randy Savage slow-burn would be the best way to go, but WWE always rushes shit now.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Plywood]

That man is a criminal.

 

[DMeisterJ]

 

[Kaladin]

I'm not sure if it was mentioned in all the Smackdown talk, but Dallas is out for WM 29 and WM 30. So they could do a WM in New Jersey for 29 and MSG for 30.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

The unstoppable force meets the incredibly movable object

 

[Plywood]

I like how Bryan led Show to AJ. What a swell guy.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Look at that big bastard laying that viscous forearm into sweet AJ, just to avoid the massive press slam Daniel Bryan, the World Heavyweight Champion, is obviously setting him up for.

I'm going to complain to the network. I can't believe they'd allow a monster like that to put his damn hands on a woman like that on a nationally televised broadcast.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Look at that big bastard laying that viscous forearm into sweet AJ, just to avoid the massive press slam Daniel Bryan, the World Heavyweight Champion, is obviously setting him up for.

I'm going to complain to the network. I can't believe they'd allow a monster like that to put his damn hands on a woman like that on a nationally televised broadcast.

DB's limbs appear to be in the same position as your avatar.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

DB's limbs appear to be in the same position as your avatar.

It's athleticism.

 

[Perspicacity]

I like how Bryan led Show to AJ. What a swell guy.

Please, Big Show's 500 pounds. He should've learned to watch where he's walking long ago.

 

[DMeisterJ]

^

And AJ could have learned to not be a dummy and move.

 

[Plywood]

Listing after her?


Lusting?

 

[RBH]

lolololol

 

[DMeisterJ]

Auto correct :/

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

plywood's making a list and checking it twice.

 

[Plywood]

Auto correct :/

Seems you slipped up, kind of like Big Show did when he RAN OVER AJ.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

http://www.abload.de/img/bumpzhkte.gif

http://www.abload.de/img/ajbump5skjs.gif

God, that second angle is so sick. It shows how helpless AJ was, (She was probably distracted thinking about how she can raise more money for "Make a Wish" kids, because she was so certain her man was going to win the match that she let her mind wander,) when the Big Show just laid that forearm right into her face.

That head shot would be illegal in the NFL. I can't bear to watch it anymore.

lolololol

I know. It would be funny that biased internet messageboard punks like DMeisterJ would see that as anything less than a vicious assault.

But it's really not funny. AJ might be seriously injured. I hope she's OK. At least she knows that if Daniel Bryan, the best heavyweight wrestler in the world is near her hospital bed (which I'm sure he is 24 hours a day,) she's safe from that bastard. He won't let down his guard and turn his back on the Big Show next time, even if he is setting up for a finisher.

 

[DMeisterJ]

If only Show could have hit AJ harder. Then all of you lusting after her would have to find someone new to occupy your dreams, like Kelly x2. Unfortunately Show was caught off guard when she didn't move so he couldn't speed up in time.

"/

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

AJ needs her own tumblr devoted to her so I can objectify her.

 

[Reneledarker]

Brodus Clay's entrance is nothing more than an American rip off of BxB Hulk's entrance before he went emo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ick9ilWzM2I

except Hulk did it better

Hell yeah, one of my favorite entrances.

I still remember the day when Shingo and Cyber Kong betrayed him and formed Real Hazard whit YAMATO, once of my favorite betrayals in wrestling.

 

[Plywood]

If only Show could have hit AJ harder. Then all of you lusting after her would have to find someone new to occupy your dreams, like Kelly x2. Unfortunately Show was caught off guard when she didn't move so he couldn't speed up in time.

"/

You need to rise above the hateonomics.

 

[Keyser Soze]

AJ needs her own tumblr devoted to her so I can objectify her.

http://rookieaj.tumblr.com/

...

OH

 

[Perspicacity]

Big Show crying because he still can't get over his multiple losses to WHC Daniel Bryan
A WOMAN JUST GOT SERIOUSLY INJURED YOU MONSTER

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

http://rookieaj.tumblr.com/

...

OH

Goddam. Tell Sable I'm sleeping with the horses tonight.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

http://rookieaj.tumblr.com/

...

OH

 

[DMeisterJ]

You need to rise above the hateonomics.

No hate

I like AJ

I like her more when she isn't talking

-

:drool at the tumblr. She's cute. And thankfully, a picture doesn't actually say 1k words.

 

[Plywood]

I'd hear AJ any day over Alicia Botches attempt at mic time.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

If only Show could have hit AJ harder. Then all of you lusting after her would have to find someone new to occupy your dreams, like Kelly x2. Unfortunately Show was caught off guard when she didn't move so he couldn't speed up in time.

"/

Unlike you, I don't want to lust after AJ. I see her as a little sister, and I'm thrilled she's found a really great guy like Daniel Bryan, a real gentleman, to fall in love with. It's like if my little sister and Tim Tebow got engaged. I'm just so proud of her to have set her standards so high that only someone that exemplifies excellence in every area of life would do.

See, unlike a lot of you internet messageboard people, I don't just see women as sex objects. That's why a softcore spankmag whore like Kelly Kelly doesn't appeal to me.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

http://rookieaj.tumblr.com/

thank you

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'd hear AJ any day over Alicia Botches attempt at mic time.

At least Alicia can put on 5 star classics

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Look at him crying from the beating Daniel Bryan gave him. What a pussy. No wonder he felt he had to assault AJ. His body is wracked with the pain inflicted on him from the best heavyweight wrestler in the world.

 

[tri_willy]

like a boss

would love it if they did a stable with alberto del rio, hunico, epico and primo who take out rey week by week... and at some stage hunico leads mutiny on del rio and becomes a upper mid card boss. believe!

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'd hear AJ any day over Alicia Botches attempt at mic time.

Unlike you, I don't want to lust after AJ. I see her as a little sister, and I'm thrilled she's found a really great guy like Daniel Bryan, a real gentleman, to fall in love with. It's like if my little sister and Tim Tebow got engaged. I'm just so proud of her to have set her standards so high that only someone that exemplifies excellence in every area of life would do.

See, unlike a lot of you internet messageboard people, I don't just see women as sex objects. That's why a softcore spankmag whore like Kelly Kelly doesn't appeal to me.

I respect you, and I respect your opinion.

I'm rising above the hate.