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[tm24]

So who knew that Otunga had a finisher?

 

[Ithil]

I'm gonna assume that's Otunga's finisher. It's the first time I've ever seen it.

It's actually the same finishing move Dean Ambrose has been using at FCW.

 

[Judderman]

That was a nice finisher from Otunga.

I'm gonna assume that's Otunga's finisher. It's the first time I've ever seen it.

It's actually the same finishing move Dean Ambrose has been using at FCW.

Oh yeah you're right. Forgot that Ambrose used that too.

 

[BillRiccio]

love that horsemen theme.

 

[bwahhhhh]

That was a nice finisher from Otunga.

looked like it nearly went wrong, but yeah, looked good

dat anderson spinebuster

 

[Ithil]

Little jimmies in the audience getting a history lesson here.

 

[Judderman]

OH SHIT IT'S THE FUNKASAURUS NEXT! YES!

 

[Plywood]

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!

 

[Ithil]

Funkasaurus coming after the break?

Peak about to be hit

 

[bwahhhhh]

FUNKOPOTAMUS NEXT~

 

[PopfulMail]

Friday night Funkasaurus... Im hyped!!!

 

[Plywood]

This recap is making Smackdown lose ratings.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

We bout to get funked up.

 

[The Bookerman]

Brodus Clay ... Funky?

 

[Lunchbox]

so zack ryder

 

[bwahhhhh]

planet funk is my favorite planet

 

[Judderman]

FUNK IS ON A ROLL.

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA.

YES. YES.

 

[Ithil]

I'm calling my mom right now but it's not stopping the flow of FUNK!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I'm gonna assume that's Otunga's finisher. It's the first time I've ever seen it.

It's actually the same finishing move Dean Ambrose has been using at FCW.

It's a jumping Air Raid Crash, innovated by Joshi wrestler Mariko Yoshida. Yoshida is a legend in Japan, one of the best female wrestlers of all-time, and she's also the woman Victoria was emulating in the WWE with her whole Black Widow/Spider-Woman gimmick.

The running/jumping version of that move looks way better, IMO.

 

[tm24]

the Funkasauros is my favorite dinosaur.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Flash Funk. He got the PROS with him.

 

[Ithil]

There's squashes and there's...that?

Whatever. FUNK.

 

[Plywood]

bah gawd

dem outfits

 

[Judderman]

OH FUCK. SQUASHED. I'M DYING.

LOL TEDDY. THIS IS TOO MUCH.

 

[Professor Beef]

Teddy thuggin' and buggin' just like the old days!

 

[Ithil]

I know this Aksana this has been going on for months, but I've fast forwarded through all til this one. Is this actually going somewhere?

 

[Plywood]

Smackdown wants to very much not be PG.

I know this Aksana this has been going on for months, but I've fast forwarded through all til this one. Is this actually going somewhere?

No, not anywhere.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Man, the WWE needs to dig deep into the pocketbook and get Cee-Lo Green to do a version of this theme song for Wrestlemania.

Make it happen, Vince.

 

[Professor Beef]

Man, the WWE needs to dig deep into the pocketbook and get C-Lo Green to do a version of this theme song for Wrestlemania.

Make it happen, Vince.

IT'S ALRIGHT

 

[Ithil]

IT'S ALRIGHT

IT'S ALRIGHT

 

[MetatronM]

I know this Aksana this has been going on for months, but I've fast forwarded through all til this one. Is this actually going somewhere?

I was actually going to ask the same question. Is there something Aksana wants or anything or some payoff to this angle?

Spoiler

Of course there isn't.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Little Ceasers is damn good if you tell them to go light on the sauce. Of the big pizza chains, they're my favorite(vs Pizza Hut, Dominoes, and Papa Johns)

 

[Ithil]

I was actually going to ask the same question. Is there something Aksana wants or anything or some payoff to this angle?

Spoiler

Of course there isn't.

My guess is, Aksana will join the Divas roster sooner or later (still in FCW I believe), so the writers want to get her familiar to viewers, and also, and more importantly, want an excuse to write weekly porn-lite dialogue.

 

[Striker]

The fuck is Natalya jobbing/in a squash match. SMH

 

[Uncle AJ]

Did Natalya piss off someone backstage or something?

 

[Judderman]

So I guess the Divas of Doom are dead? That was random.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Did Natalya refuse to give somebody a blow job that was quick

 

[krae_man]

.

 

[Ithil]

I feel like this is one thing second/third generation wrestlers do that is a reason many aren't that successful, just act as "junior" versions instead of being their own man/woman.

Not saying they should cut the connection, like Brian Christopher, but be like Cody Rhodes. How much do Cody and Dusty have in common as wrestlers? But you certainly know he's his son, all the same.

Also, hoorah, Sheamus/Barrett, finally. Should be good.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Did Natalya piss off someone backstage or something?

Relationship with John Morrison, probably

 

[Dark Ninja]

I feel like this is one thing second/third generation wrestlers do that is a reason many aren't that successful, just act as "junior" versions instead of being their own man/woman.

Not saying they should cut the connection, but be like Cody Rhodes. How much do Cody and Dusty have in common as wrestlers? But you certainly know he's his son, all the same.

Also, hoorah, Sheamus/Barrett, finally. Should be good.

Tell that to Joe Hennig

 

[krae_man]

Relationship with John Morrison, probably

I think you mean Melina.

 

[Ithil]

Tell that to Joe Hennig

Well he completely cut the connection there, including the name. Plus he sucks either way, no cure for that.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I think you mean Melina.

Threesome

 

[Plywood]

Threesome

Stop imagining things.

 

[tm24]

Bryan coming out last. Punk is obviously in the dog house

 

[Ithil]

It's so easy to tell whether someone is a heel or face on Smackdown. Just check whether they get the canned cheer or boo when they entere.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Threesome

So who was the guy in the hotel room? We all know JoMo would be waiting in the hallway, holding Melina's purse. That's his style.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Cole really needs to decide what he is. Is he a heel or Face.

 

[Judderman]

Cole still burying DB, even if he has the top belt in the brand.