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Does it even NEED a Brazzers logo?
 
I was talking to a friend of mine last night for a couple hours, eventually got around to the topic of wrestling. He didn't watch it anymore, but he asked us because he wanted to be a bit more familiar with the current product. He asked me if Jake "the Snake" Roberts was still alive, which he is, to the surprise of everyone. I got him to watch Beyond the Mat on Netflix, and I hadn't seen it in years so I saw it again myself. I forgotten how hard to watch it gets to the end with Foley getting the SHIT beaten out of him by the Rock in the "I Quit" match at RR99. Not just the actual match itself, but the build-up to it behind the scenes, just knowing Foley is gonna get destroyed and his family can only stand by and cry. Its brutal, its scary, and Foley's biggest fans weren't having a lot of fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNXb_aVEzAk

The worst thing is the Rock just totally takes advantage of Mick. They planned for five chair shots, but it goes into the double digits. Mick is actually running for his damn life near the end, but the Rock catches up to keep beating him! Yeah, it really helped sell The Rock as the biggest badass heel in the company, but what a way to do it.
 
Now that the LAW presented them, I want to know what Wrassle-GAF thinks! Everyone, fill out the survey! 2010's...

WORST WRESTLER (Male)

WORST WRESTLER (Female)

WORST TAG TEAM

WORST ON THE MIC

WORST ANNOUNCER

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER

WORST GIMMICK

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON…

WORST ANGLE

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling)

WORST PROMOTION

WORST TV SHOW

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR

I want to know what you guys think! Time for some serious ruminations on this...
 
I was talking to a friend of mine last night for a couple hours, eventually got around to the topic of wrestling. He didn't watch it anymore, but he asked us because he wanted to be a bit more familiar with the current product. He asked me if Jake "the Snake" Roberts was still alive, which he is, to the surprise of everyone. I got him to watch Beyond the Mat on Netflix, and I hadn't seen it in years so I saw it again myself. I forgotten how hard to watch it gets to the end with Foley getting the SHIT beaten out of him by the Rock in the "I Quit" match at RR99. Not just the actual match itself, but the build-up to it behind the scenes, just knowing Foley is gonna get destroyed and his family can only stand by and cry. Its brutal, its scary, and Foley's biggest fans weren't having a lot of fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNXb_aVEzAk

The worst thing is the Rock just totally takes advantage of Mick. They planned for five chair shots, but it goes into the double digits. Mick is actually running for his damn life near the end, but the Rock catches up to keep beating him! Yeah, it really helped sell The Rock as the biggest badass heel in the company, but what a way to do it.
Rock is a major douche for doing that to Foley.
He impregnated one of the many people he has been with.

das why beth got mad
 
Marty Jannetty calls out Shawn Michaels on his facebook page:


"o hell yes, Imma ax this now.. Shawn, my good friend, what up bee otch??... I gotta book coming out..well not yet..there"s a few moral issues.., you may wanta contact me first, cause Im telling bout my life, you being a part of it, well hell..call me...but in truth, I'd rather you not, the book will be soooo much better if I dont fall for your sh*t.. but If you say "DONT SAY THAT" ...I'll remember what yo religious fake ass said about me in your bullsh*t book..Anyone wanting to see real, will..I aint protecting yo ass..."
 
While I really don't think Foley was "running for his life", I have no doubt The Rock got way overzealous with all those chairshots. A dozen unprotected blasts to the head is fucking horrifying, with that mask too *cringe*
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) The great Khali/Cena/KellyKelly/AliciaFox/

WORST WRESTLER (Female) Kelly x2 and Alicia Fox

WORST TAG TEAM Rock/Cena

WORST ON THE MIC Cena/Cole/Miz

WORST ANNOUNCER Michael Cole

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER Hornswoggle/Teddy Long/Michael Cole/King

WORST GIMMICK Whatever Cena is peddling/Ice Cold Miz/Rock

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR Cena/Rock vs. Awesome Truth/any diva match/Hornswoggle vs Slater

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR Cena/Rock Cena/Miz and Truth Cena/anyone Kelly/Beth Del Rio/Punk

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON… CM Punk of course

WORST ANGLE All the next Wrestlemania hype, COO stuff, Nash's return.

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) Night of Champions

WORST PROMOTION Cena

WORST TV SHOW seems to be Raw/SD?

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR probably tonights garbage with Perez Hilton
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) -- Hornswaggle, if he qualifies, else, Big Show

WORST WRESTLER (Female) -- Kelly Kelly

WORST TAG TEAM -- Ink, Inc. , I'm sure they're good wrestlers but they just annoy me.

WORST ON THE MIC -- D-Von

WORST ANNOUNCER -- Michael Cole

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER -- Hornswaggle if he doesn't fit above

WORST GIMMICK -- 'The Great White'...yeesh

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR -- Jeff Hardy vs. Sting

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR -- Dixie Carter vs. Everyone

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON… -- Letting CM Punk truly be the character he was trying rather than just John Cena Lite

WORST ANGLE -- The 'new' Nexus

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) -- Wrestlemania

WORST PROMOTION

WORST TV SHOW

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR -- Snookie
 
Marty Jannetty calls out Shawn Michaels on his facebook page:

He also claimed he was drinking Jack Daniels straight for 48 hours. Sounds like he is in a bad way again. This sort of thing is why Legends House will just be depressing.
 
Remember when Marty had that great match on Raw, and was going to get a contract until they found out he was on probation and couldn't leave Florida?

lol wrasslin.
 
I step away from this thread and this is what I come back to? A couple of Mick Foley marks and some brazzers shit?

Never change WrassleGAF <3
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) Alex Riley.. maybe

WORST WRESTLER (Female) Alicia (only a matter of time before she ends someones career) Fox. Kelly Kelly cant do shit in the ring but alteast she doesnt hurt people.

WORST TAG TEAM Uso's. they are just there. existing. not doing anything.

WORST ON THE MIC. Alicia Fox? pretty sure she only got on the mic once though.

WORST ANNOUNCER. Cole. duh

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER. HHH lulz.

WORST GIMMICK. Micheal Cole. His gimmick is he ruins good TV.

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR. Sting Vs Jeff hardy.

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR. Bella twins vs That big fat fatty Karma

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON… CM Punk's "man of change" being nothing more then Cena 2.0

WORST ANGLE. Kurt.

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) All the TNA PPV's that end with a screwjob finish. (all of them?)

WORST PROMOTION. TNA.

WORST TV SHOW. The rocks birthday RAW.

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR. CM Punk vs HHH as the main event of NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS when nether guy held a title at the time.
 
--Tonight's Raw should be more eventful than the previous two weeks because this is the first Monday with no major football competition and is traditionally when the January Raw ratings bounce back begins. Numbers should increase by 10% from the previous levels based on previous years..

--No word on whether Orton will be at TV tonight. Tonight was his original return date, but a few days back he was pulled from advertising for both tonight's show and tomorrow's show in Las Vegas. He is scheduled starting this coming Monday's Raw.

--WWE has announced a Toronto show in March at the Ricoh Coliseum, and not the ACC, with C.M. Punk vs. Miz as the main event. (thanks to Chris Cooper)

--At yesterday's Oakland house show, John Laurinaitis appeared, both making a Miz vs. R-Truth opener (same match that took place on the other shows) as well as doing a back-and-forth with C.M. Punk before his main event with Dolph Ziggler. An interesting note is that during the show, they not only announced a 2/11 date at the Cow Palace but the top three matches as Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry for the world title, Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett in a cage match and Sheamus vs. Christian, so Orton and Christian should be back on TV very soon.

--At the San Antonio Spurs game over the weekend, they played Shawn Michaels music and he came out and did an angle.
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-...s-dana-vs-espn-upcoming-wwe-shows-and-returns
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) Matt Morgan

WORST WRESTLER (Female) Alicia Fox

WORST TAG TEAM Crimson/Matt Morgan

WORST ON THE MIC Karen Jarrett

WORST ANNOUNCER Jerry Lawler

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER Karen Jarrett

WORST GIMMICK John "Nothing gets me Mad" Cena

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR Jeff Hardy vs Sting @ Victory Road

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR Garrett Bishoff vs Eric Bishoff

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON&#8230; CM Punk

WORST ANGLE Hunner, Hunner, something could happen Hunner.

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) TNA Final Resolution : 30 minute iron man match with no finish on PPV? Yeah.....

WORST PROMOTION CZW

WORST TV SHOW TNA Impact

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Scott Steiner is awesome on the mic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7p_Zdf4Lc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfWcMZys48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y79u984KOfA
...but rarely gets PPV time.
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) Cena

WORST WRESTLER (Female) Alicia Fox

WORST TAG TEAM Rock/Cena; So stupid...

WORST ON THE MIC Alicia Fox/Karen Jarrett; Yeah, could you kindly STFU.

WORST ANNOUNCER Michael Cole

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER Hornswoggle/Michael Cole

WORST GIMMICK Cena/Ice Cold Miz

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR: ???; Can't pick just one match in particular...Sting vs. Hardy is probably up there. (Was that really in 2011?)

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR Cena/Del Rio; Came out of fucking nowhere...

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON… CM Punk

WORST ANGLE COO saga starring HHH; Let's bury the roster, make them all leave, and then act like nothing ever happened. Really?

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) Insert random TNA PPV; Most of 'em end up being crap anyhow, save for one or two.

WORST PROMOTION TNA/CZW; One must often wonder if it's sheer force of will that TNA survives or Bob Carter's pockets are just that deep. As for CZW...it speaks for itself.

WORST TV SHOW Er...TNA?; Is this a trick question?

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR Err...I don't know. :|
 
Worst Wrestler (Male): The Miz, wildly mishandled since Cena feud, can only be seen as a joke these days.

Worst Wrestler (Female): Alicia Fox, scissor-kicking craters into diva's heads.

Worst Tag Team: Whenever they pair two random wrestlers together.

Worst on the mic: Alicia Fox

Worst Announcer: Cole and King, Cole buries, King does not give a fuck anymore and he got Striker demoted.

Worst Non-wrestling Performer: Hornswoggle, his time is done, please FE him.

Worst Gimmick: Miz

Worst Match of the year: Sting vs. Jeff

Worst feud of the year: Punk/HHH/Nashtextedhimself though that's an angle as well, whatever.

They really dropped the ball on: CM Punk as well as Mark Henry who should've held til' Wrestlemania.

Worst Angle: HHH the CEOO who buries the entire roster saying he could wrestle brooms in their steed.

Worst PPV: TNA derpy derp

Worst Promotion: TNA, alot of money given to people who don't need it and poor production values.

Worst TV Show: The one where HHH made me go asjklfnjolkdasgoiuwehnouineoinoiwn aka when they dropped the ball on Punk

WTF Moment of the Year: Lowrider bike, dammit that was this year.
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) - Great Khali. 'nuff said

WORST WRESTLER (Female) - Alicia Botch. How is this bitch still hired? Did she blow Michael Hayes too?

WORST TAG TEAM - David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty. Every single bad things King said about them was true. They were boring, couldn't fucking wrestle, and the only thing approaching a gimmick was that one was black and the other was white. Also, let me just go out the way here and say David Otunga is the real weak link here. He fucking SUCKS. He has ZERO wrestling ability, I mean not a single ounce. Sipping coffee cups and embarrassing Jennifer Hudson is about the only thing he's good at.

WORST ON THE MIC - Alicia Botch. Every time she opens her mouth I cringe, and I'm not joking.

WORST ANNOUNCER - Michael Cole. I've covered Cole before in my own botched awards. Needless to say, he sucks ass and is a big reason why the WWE is currently such a mediocre program.

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER - Cookie. Bad Jersey Shore character that brought nothing to the program but frustration and irritation. Outside Vickie and Ricardo, on-screen wrestling managers are in sad shape.

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR - Jeff Hardy vs Sting, Victory Road 2011. MINUS FIVE STARS

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR - Michael Cole vs Jerry Lawler. So we got a feud between two men, who lost whatever wrestling skill he had many years ago, and the other can't wrestle at all. And it wasn't a brief feud to mix things up a little, no no...it went on for fucking EVER! It was a match in Wrestlemania! It just kept going and going, one annoying Michael Cole segment after another. And for what!? They started out as announcers together, and now they're still announcers together! They were ZERO consequences! What was the point!? The whole feud I kept asking myself, "why?" Why, why, why?

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON&#8230; - CM Punk's post MitB return. It's the expectations that kill you every time. And, in wrestling, how many great angles have we seen begin strongly only to die from bad booking, rushed storytelling, or short-term decision making based on spiking ratings? The 'Fall of Punk' contained a lot of that. When he won the WWE Championship at Money in the Bank and walked away, none of us knew what was coming next. It was genuinely thrilling to watch the WWE at the time. They'd done something we didn't expect, something that we didn't think they were even capable of doing, and they followed it up with bad booking, rushed storytelling, and short-term decision masking based on spiking the ratings. The following couple of months are a blur of status quo changes that seemed to happen on a weekly basis and, before they could even explore the potential of a change, another one would take place. Remember Triple H as the COO? I barely do. They had something great, the hottest angle in YEARS, but they put the foot on the gas for short-term ratings gain and changed it to more boring, middling, mediocrity the WWE specializes in. So sad.

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) - TNA Victory Road. Its a pretty standard TNA ppv: one or two matches with potential and a bunch of filler crap. But, what puts it over for worth of the year is that main event. One of the most irresponsible and unprofessional displays for a wrestling match I've ever seen.

WORST PROMOTION - TNA. If you look at the rest of the 'worst of the year' categories, the WWE shows up a lot. More than TNA by around twice as much. Logic would dictate that the WWE is worse. That's misleading. People expect quality from the WWE. Maybe they shouldn't, but they do, so, when the WWE sucks, it actually registers. When TNA sucks, it's business as usual. It's TNA being TNA. Hell, most of us don't even watch anything TNA. And you know, there is a reason everyone gives TNA grief. It's because they could be SO GOOD if it didn't seem like they were actively trying to sabotage themselves. For every good thing they do, something bad has to happen. For a great Robert Roode push, you had him lose at the biggest ppv of the year, then watch his tag team partner win the title the next night, to turning him heel 2 weeks later on television in order to win the title. For every great match that the X-Division would have, you would have Crimson beating up Samoa Joe, who at one time was the biggest thing in TNA. For every solid match by the women's division, you would have Karen Jarrett, a non-wrestler, pushed to the foreground instead of the actual wrestlers. And yeah, WWE does pull these kinds of things as well. But the difference between the two is that WWE is an established company, while TNA is being run by people who ALREADY DESTROYED ONE COMPANY. They've had years to get their act together, and have time and again failed miserably. After Genesis, I have sworn off of TNA. Not another minute more of my life will be wasted on them. Sorry, G-Fex.

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR - Randy Savage's death.

;_;
 
I'm going to have to tailor this list to the WWE, not enough expanded knowledge i'm afraid, while it would be easy to throw a few negative mentions to TNA I can't say i've seen enough to give a fair shake.

WORST WRESTLER (Male): Alex Riley
He actually got some surprisingly big face pops at first but then everyone must have remembered that he is pretty poor in the ring, devoid of any actual character he floated off to the unknown. He also has some pretty solid botches from this year like seemingly falling out of the rumble.

WORST WRESTLER (Female:) Either Bella Twin
The only thing these two have going for them is that twin magic shtick they pull in half their matches and i'm not entertained, Gymini beat you to it but no one cares about them.

WORST TAG TEAM: McGillabuddies (Otunga and the Genesis)
As King himself said, these two are boring, nothing more to be said.

WORST ON THE MIC: Bella twins
They get saddled with some horrible stuff to say and their bickering is painful to endure. also got in their share of awful bullying promos earlier in the year if my memory is correct.

WORST ANNOUNCER: King (HM: Cole)
How the mighty have fallen, Cole may be incredibly annoying but at the very least he's slightly involved in the action which is more than I can say for old Jerry Lawler who phones it in each and every week, i'd like to say Cole is to blame but even Lawler's later runs with J.R were pretty poor. King has been neutered on commentary and it's a damn shame.

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER: Hornswoggle
Just watch this to amuse yourself

WORST GIMMICK: Divas of Doom!
Because they were anything but, they get beaten by roll ups and Natalya was completely squandered. Nothing like taking something potentially great and then screwing it up.

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR AND WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR: Cole vs King/J.R
I don't care what match is used to measure the levels of pure condensed awfulness that this feud brought us, just know that nothing good came out of this feud and it ran longer than most WWE feuds.

Alternative worst match: Sting/Hardy, it's kind of funny, then sad, then frustrating. Almost makes me want to choose Jeff for the years worst wrestler as well but I can't remember if he redeemed himself later in the year.

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON…Summer of Punk
WWE could have made things cool again, for some reason they enlisted Nash to help this along, what a mistake.

WORST ANGLE: Cena needs to team with his rival the Rock to face the horrors of the upper midcard team of R-truth and Miz because he can't trust any wrestler in WWE to team with or something stupid like that.
This makes no sense at all, so surely it's the worst, a desperate attempt to get SS buyrates up, a waste of the Rock's return and WHY ARE THEY TEAMING UP!?

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW: Over the Limit
Cena has the most hilarious "No" statements in I quit match history, that's like the one entertaining point I remember from this 3 hour Raw supershow disguised as a PPV.

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR: Sin Cara vs Sin Cara actually happens
 
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