January Wrasslin |OT| Every Mark For Himself

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Thanks Bootaaay for your uploads, wish more matches in CMLL where one fall, 1 on 1

Yeah, same here - that's the one thing that keeps me from watching more lucha, as it seems a lot of the singles matches are reserved for the ending to a feud, and I get tired of watching multiple crazy fast-paced 6-man, 8-man, 10-man tags, etc.

Guys, there's an entire country that has never been exposed to Scott Steiner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vtoG5hLnCho

Truly magical times are coming

Oh that is awesome, those fans are literally running scared. Reminiscent of Tiger Jeet Singh, Bruiser Brody, Stan Hansen, etc, terrorizing Japanese crowds in the 70's and 80's.
 
Oh that is awesome, those fans are literally running scared. Reminiscent of Tiger Jeet Singh, Bruiser Brody, Stan Hansen, etc, terrorizing Japanese crowds in the 70's and 80's.

I wonder if the audience was told to do that stuff, though.

Looks good in the promo vid, hopefully it doesn't look too staged on the actual show.

By all accounts, this is all real. India is really new to this pro-wrestling thing and kayfabe is very much still alive there. The entire thing is a time warp to the period Bootaaay mentions
 
By all accounts, this is all real. India is really new to this pro-wrestling thing and kayfabe is very much still alive there. The entire thing is a time warp to the period Bootaaay mentions

OK, NOW I'm interested in watching this. Legit super marky marky mark crowds are fantastic to watch.
 
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What? Don't give me that look.
 
Cena is laughable. Who can take the dude serious after that face? Really, the guy looks like my little cousin after he doesn't get what he wants and starts building up his kiddy rage. Terrible, terrible acting and angle.
 
Cena is laughable. Who can take the dude serious after that face? Really, the guy looks like my little cousin after he doesn't get what he wants and starts building up his kiddy rage. Terrible, terrible acting and angle.

What would you look like if an evil monster just broke your best broski's back?
 
What would you look like if an evil monster just broke your best broski's back?

I definitely wouldn't be trembling with rage while looking right into a television camera with my head slightly tilted down BECAUSE I'M SO ANGER HURR DURR.

That was one time where they SHOULD'VE done the dumb "there's not really a camera here" thing.
 
I definitely wouldn't be trembling with rage while looking right into a television camera with my head slightly tilted down BECAUSE I'M SO ANGER HURR DURR.

That was one time where they SHOULD'VE done the dumb "there's not really a camera here" thing.

The whole angle is like something out of a comic book. They're not going for realism here.
 
Sometimes I feel like cjelly is a robot who can only repeat a few key phrases in a poor attempt to communicate in social environments, but not I see he's fighting his programming.

SKYNET HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE
 
For the most part the Raw writers don't know what to do with anyone, especially mid carders, since Kane was basically dragged up from the mid card it shouldn't have come as much of a surprise, maybe they had a quick brainstorming session for the feud like...

Writer 1: "So who is this Kane guy again? I don't watch Smackdown, actually I don't watch wrestling, Vince hired me for that exact reason"
Writer 2: "Some old bald dude, any ideas of what to do? i'm new here anyway due to high writer turnover"
Writer 1: "lets check wikipedia...hey it says he used to wear a mask"
Writer 2: "BRAINWAVE, Put the mask back on"
Writer 1: "GENIUS! Also we've got to put Cena outside of the title picture for a while"
Writer 2: *spits out coffee* "what the hell do we do now?! how does this even work?!"
Writer 1: "Hang on, we can kill two birds with one stone, Kane and Cena until Dwayne turns up, just continue going through that wikipedia article I showed you and we'll build the feud from there, apparently fire, divas living or dead and red light bulbs are a thing with this guy"
Writer 2:"Wait, weren't we supposed to be putting Kane in a feud with Mark Henry? those SD guys were adamant that it made sense from a booking perspective"
Writer 1:"Who cares, this script is going to go through 10 more rewrites before raw airs anyway..."
Vince: "my ears are burning dammit! share my ideas with the rest of the 20 writers who shall all be ignored, now anyway back to you Hunter, you were saying?"
HHH: "Well about that CM Punk plotline....."
I wonder who Kane will tag with after he's not in a feud for a few months after the Ryder thing?
 
I lol'd because I literally missed the first post.
I was this close to searching your post history in this thread since i swore you posted the thread on repeat meme, but i decided that was too much effort

Also, apparently there was footage on youtube floating around of an IoS WWE wrestlefest game. Vid is still up on youtube, but its private now. Cena and Sheamus were in it and it supports DLC/IAP.
 
I wonder who Kane will tag with after he's not in a feud for a few months after the Ryder thing?
Mark Henry, they will join forces as they fall down to the midcard and use each other to maintain relevance, I'd actually like this team up to happen. It's pretty much the way things work for the big men like Show, Henry and Kane. They wait for that day that one of them is called back up to the main event for a brief spell, incredibly all three are currently main eventing, it brings tears to my eyes.

I cant wait for the twist that Cena is only pretending to get mad in order to get closer to Kane.
Alternatively this is the next Kane tag team for all of 2 weeks, the kids and merchandising chaps can only endure the idea of heel Cena for this length of time.

Congrats to owl for his Rumble debut!

right next to
Bootaaay
it was the best surprise run in.

You remembered! I need to see this now for I was not awake when the event was running.
 
Guys I'm not a medical doctor (or any kind of doctor), how serious is a broken back?
Ryder's my pick to win the Rumble but I'm not sure if he'll be able to recover by then.

Thanks in advance Mediwrasslegaf
 
Guys I'm not a medical doctor (or any kind of doctor), how serious is a broken back?
Ryder's my pick to win the Rumble but I'm not sure if he'll be able to recover by then.

Thanks in advance Mediwrasslegaf
Well, I'm planning on taking the MCAT in May, so I'm pretty much an expert in Medicine.

He'll be fine.
 
Sometimes I feel MIDNIGHT WRESTLEGAF WRITTEN IN THE STARS I GOT A GOOD FEELING WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB CENA'S MUSIC ENDS RAW CHAMPION OUT FIRST

IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT
 
Well I'm a wrestling fan and Shawn Michaels was out for 4 years.

EFF YO MCAT, SON. RIP ZACK RYDER *POURS OUT 40*

Are you sure Wrecker?

Soul says he'll be all right and one time I broke my toe but all I had to do was tape it up and I was able to swim again.

I need to know if I need to call my wrasslin bookie
 
Well I'm a wrestling fan and Shawn Michaels was out for 4 years.

EFF YO MCAT, SON. R.I.P. ZACK RYDER *POURS OUT 40*
Shawn Michaels was only out for four years because people really sold injuries back in 1998. Now? He'll be back by Sunday.

There's actually section on wrestling injuries on the MCAT, and I'm well prepared.
 
Are you sure Wrecker?

Soul says he'll be all right and one time I broke my toe but all I had to do was tape it up and I was able to swim again.

I need to know if I need to call my wrasslin bookie

Who you gonna believe, a "supernatural" wrestling fan who enjoys watching evil murderers in soap opera environments and takes fictional medical exams....

OR

A realist like me who witnessed Shawn Michaels get injured and sit out for 4 years of his life.

Your choice, dawg.
 
If John Cena can be fired and show up on Raw the next week and Jeff Hardy can be a convicted felon and show up on Impact shortly after, I don't see why Zack Ryder can't make it to the Rumble on a broken back.
 
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