January Wrasslin |OT| Every Mark For Himself
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Royal Rumble (1992)
Gorilla: There goes the buzzer...
(The third entrant is Ric Flair)
Bobby: NO!
Gorilla: Oh, yes!
Bobby: DAMN IT!
Gorilla: No one ever, in the history of the Royal Rumble, has drawn numbers 1-5, and been there at the end.
Bobby: OH, SHUT UP! Take your time, Champ. Pace yourself! I'm gonna have to apologize to the people; I don't think I can be really be objective.
Gorilla: When have you ever been objective?!
Bobby: Flair, let Sags do all the work. Go over to the corner and rest, you only have two minutes...
Gorilla: You're supposed to be a broadcast journalist be objective here.
Bobby: I told you to shut up!
Bobby: Back off, Ric. Let Haku do the dir... the kicking. (Haku attacks Flair) See! What the heck are you doing, Haku? Have you gone nuts?
Gorilla: Just to show you it's every man for himself.
Bobby: This isn't fair to Flair!
Bobby: Where's Perfect?
Gorilla: They're not allowed at ringside, Brain. You know that.
Bobby: He's not a manager, he's an executive consultant.
Gorilla: Same thing a pest.
Bobby: Shawn Michaels is making guacamole out of El Matador.
Gorilla: He is not.
Bobby: Look at the tights, they're green.
(The Barbarian enters the Rumble): The Barbarian doesn't like anybody. When I managed him he barely liked me! Why do you think they call him the Barbarian? He's not a hairdresser on his day off!
Bobby: Virgil just came in, he's number 23, right?
Gorilla: That's right!
Bobby: Just think, who knows how many bags he's gone through in the back!
Gorilla: Will you be serious?
(Ric delivers a low blow to British Bulldog)
Gorilla: Did you see that? Talk about desperation.
Bobby: You know what's at stake? A man'll do anything!
Gorilla: Pulling out all the stops, Ric Flair doing whatever necessary to hang in there.
Bobby: I'd do that to my own grandmother if I had to.
Gorilla: I'm sure you would.
(Roddy Piper saves Flair from a Jake Roberts DDT)
Bobby: I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy. It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.
(Not long after, Piper attacks Flair)
Bobby: You no-good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!
Bobby: He's jogging. He's wasting time, he's wasting energy. He's not conserving his energy or his time.
Gorilla: He's not wasting time.
Bobby: I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
Gorilla: I know you don't.
(After Randy Savage eliminates Jake the Snake, he leaps over the top rope to continue, seemingly eliminating himself)
Gorilla: That's what happens when your heart takes over your mind.
Bobby: You can't let your loved ones control your pocketbook.
(Undertaker pulls Savage off and throws him back into the ring)
Gorilla: Well, Undertaker threw him back in, but I don't think that's gonna help him.
(Savage breaks free and chases down Jake)
Bobby: Oh, I know what it is, Monsoon! Since...Savage wasn't thrown over the top rope, so that means he can go back in. No one threw him over the rope; I believe that's one of the rules of the Royal Rumble.
Gorilla: I'll have to check that out, I'll take your word for it right now.
Bobby: See, the referee's letting him go back in.
Gorilla: He certainly is you have to be propelled by someone else.
Bobby: (on Flair's low blow) He just tried to lift the Undertaker.
Gorilla: He did not.
Bobby: (on Virgil) Don't forget, at one time, he had that Million Dollar Championship belt.
Gorilla: He certainly did.
Bobby: Of course, he stole it, but he still had it.
Gorilla: He did not!
Bobby: I'm soaking wet, I need something to drink. Hey, you, stupid, get me something to drink!
Gorilla: He is right now the all-time record holder, in excess of 55 minutes. Congratulations are in order for Ric Flair.
Bobby: Give him the title, that's good enough for me!
Gorilla: No, I'm not giving him the title.
Gorilla: We've only got one entry left. No secret involved here; the guy who drew #30 is gonna be coming out in five seconds. It will be no surpriseit is the Warlord.
Bobby: But you never know.
(The buzzer sounds)
Gorilla: What do you mean, you never know?
Bobby: You never know what Tunney and the WWF'll pull on you!
Gorilla: It could only be one guy.
Bobby: (as the Warlord enters the aisle) I told youthe Warlord. I was right. I knew it, I was right.
Bobby: (after Flair eliminates Sid Justice, winning the Royal Rumble and the title) OH YES! YES! YES YES YES YES...
Gorilla: Flair did it!
Bobby: YES! YES! YES! YES! He did it! I told you, Monsoon! I told you, I told you! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I told you!
Gorilla: Flair did it, I don't believe it!
Bobby: I knew he'd do it! I knew he'd do it! Oh, you humanoids... I'm gonna meet him!
(Backstage, after Flair receives the belt)
Bobby: I was never so impressed with anything I've ever seen in all my life! He went out there for over sixty minutes, never took a bad step! Took it to Hogan, took it to the Undertaker, took it to whoever got in that ring! That's why he is and you call him now the real world's heavyweight champion!
Mr. Perfect: Bobby, we're not the kind of guys to say, "we told you so," but we...
Bobby and Perfect: Told you so!
BillRiccio
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Just got my tickets for raw in Cleveland on March 12th sec 106 row 6 seats 5-6. I'm most probably going to be opposite the hard camera the entire night, any good wrassle-gaf sign ideas would be welcome. I can't wait to see The Rock and Jericho.
i havent been hyped about this rumble this year, been out of the loop because of the superbowl. maybe cause it isnt in boston like last year, plus half the old wrasslin thread people are gone and justin.tv nostalgia streams got nuked.
wheres the all day long rumble marathons, the airport pics of people coming, leaked winners, all dead, all gone
wheres the all day long rumble marathons, the airport pics of people coming, leaked winners, all dead, all gone
DKehoe
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You should try making that Tshirt design as a sign, the one with the Neogaf N with the WWF red scratch below it
CrunchinJelly
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Se said no to Hayes.
British Monsoon
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http://www.blogtv.com/people/TheStr0 - Royal Rumble Marathon, currently on Rumble '93.
Batista spotted at St. Louis International;
Spoiler;
PWInsider.com said:
Better?
The Bookerman
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That rumble, is the greatest of all time. Seriously.
The back and forth between heenan and Monsoon.
Flair's over the top selling of the moves.
Nothing could top that.
NihonTiger90
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You know, this sounds odd ... but Batista looks a LOT better now than he did all hulked up. I'll be honest, he always looked way overbuilt, even though he was a bodybuilder before WWE.
92 rumble was indeed great, I just watched it, it was wonderful.
I just figured out who might show up at the rumble
Him of course!
I just figured out who might show up at the rumble
Him of course!
Keyser Soze
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British Monsoon
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Black Republican
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does anyone know when and what brand seth rollins willl be on?
NihonTiger90
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I wish. ;_;
I wish. ;_;
If only he lied.Him with current Vicky would be so magical.
wouldn't know how to react if I hear this sunday night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-72voOYqFo&feature=related
He will debut on NXT after the current season ends.
British Monsoon
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Oh snap, RAM JAM! RAM JAM!
No idea when, but it'll probably be Smackdown. They've said they don't want to bring anyone up until they've got a proper storyline for them, so hopefully it'll be worth the wait when Ambrose & Rollins eventually get called up. Antonio Cesaro & Richie Steamboat too.
No idea when, but it'll probably be Smackdown. They've said they don't want to bring anyone up until they've got a proper storyline for them, so hopefully it'll be worth the wait when Ambrose & Rollins eventually get called up. Antonio Cesaro & Richie Steamboat too.
Black Republican
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i'll never forget CM Punk with SES on the mic during RR, epicness, shame something like that will never happen again
SpikedGunner
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I wish. ;_;
;_;
and I finally got the VLR DVD yesterday...think I'm going to pop that in later today after Archer.
Coldnoodle
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Keyser Soze
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#30
"I'm back
And better than ever
Got a knack
For making things better
Face facts
'Cause your opinion don't matter"
Screws Jericho (again). Leaves
And better than ever
Got a knack
For making things better
Face facts
'Cause your opinion don't matter"
Screws Jericho (again). Leaves
Chauncy Talon
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The new Mean Street Posse
Mr. Luchador
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I told them to wait til at least Saturday night, but they don't listen to me. No respect.
B M ARAGON
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so in 20 years
British Monsoon
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So, who do you guys think is the most likely surprise return? Christian? Undertaker? HHH? Kharma?
WOO!!
WOO!!
BillRiccio
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Chauncy Talon
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I'm going with Kharma. I can't wait for her return. I hope it will be better than Beth Phoenix 1st return.
Most likey Christian and the first rumble winner.
Arrowgigantic
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Keyser Soze
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...they are carpooling
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