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[Seraphis Cain]

I turn Raw on to see that Orton has a random match with Kofi at 9:45. Okay WWE.

Why are the calling it "The Royal Rumble Pay Per View" or "The Royal Rumble Event"? It's really annoying

Because they think their fans are dumb and will confuse the Royal Rumble PPV with the Royal Rumble match.

 

[Joeki11a]

Man this title means nothing as long as Orton has it

It belongs to HHH remember?

 

[slightconfuse]

Hey maybe he just wants to watch archer

 

[G-Fex]

Cena beat Brock so hard that one time.

 

[krae_man]

He's on a huge contract, so Vince keeps having to justify it by using him a lot.

That initial 10 year contract is over. Why the hell did they resign him at likely worse terms(I'm going to assume Big Show would have refused a pay cut)?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

chill out homeboy, she's dating a tiny bull man

 

[DMczaf]

Will Big Show be in the rumble? I wanted to make a side bet with all the people getting a number this year.

If you draw Big Show number, you have to start all of your posts here with "WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL" for a month.

 

[Judderman]

The Supreme Emperor of the Midcard, Kofi Kingston.

 

[somedevil]

The WWE champion with a random match at 9:40pm.

The face of the company.

It will be funny if Bryan is ending Raw again while Orton is at 9:45

 

[Joeki11a]

Cena beat Brock so hard that one time.

And no sold like never before

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Man this title means nothing as long as Orton has it

It means nothing on just about everybody. I think it could have been amazing on Brock if he was undefeated since he returned.

 

[Vylash]

S.O.S. I hear them poppin'!

S.O.S. Oh wait I'm dreamin'!

 

[Toki767]

Randy Savage is also trending, but WWE seem to be ignoring that.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

It belongs to HHH remember?

You're damn skippy.

 

[G-Fex]

Kofi really dominating in this match

 

[Joeki11a]

Will Big Show be in the rumble? I wanted to make a side avatar bet with all the people getting a number this year.

If you draw Big Show number, you have to start all of your posts here with "WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL" for a month.

Brock match will be after the RR

 

[Ithil]

I think I can hear the arena air conditioners running.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Kaitlyn has more balls than Kofi. Just leave the company

 

[Judderman]

So...who is doing the GAF Rumble this year? When do signups start?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

What did Kofi do to get this match?

Did he ruin Randy's Nascar again?

 

[Joeki11a]

Kofi really dominating in this match

Remember Kofis greatest moment feud was with Orton, remember their match at MGS?. I think orton really liked him after that match.

 

[DMczaf]

Kaitlyn has more balls than Kofi. Just leave the company

Remember years ago when HBK was complaining about young guys who just stay quiet, do the job and collect checks?

 

[ramoisdead]

I wonder if John Cena's dad is still out there. Orton should give him another punt.

 

[Man God]

REMEMBER WWE UNIVERSE, QUEERING DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!


ALSO, HOGAN WANTED ME AND RANDY TO FUCK HIS WIFE WHILE HE WATCHED.

RELATED

 

[sf2fanatic]

Brock match will be after the RR

That would suck if Rumble isn't the last one for the PPV

 

[QueenOfThorns]

God sometimes I just imagine an RV running over the "voice of the WWE" and the rest of this dumbass commentary team and it makes me happy.

Why are they here? They suck out every ounce of energy.

 

[DMczaf]

Brock match will be after the RR

Bullshit. Rumble ends with WM sign point. That's the law.

 

[Joeki11a]

That would suck if Rumble isn't the last one for the PPV

Cena vs Orton clearly the main event

 

[Ithil]

STUPID

 

[Joeki11a]

Bullshit. Rumble ends with WM sign point. That's the law.

You mean Batista will come out after the Cena win then points at WM sign

 

[KissVibes]

Wait, if Lesnar is the number one contender, doesn't that pretty much mean he has to face Cena? Unless they turn Lesnar face for some reason

1) Brock doesn't win at Elimination Chamber.
2) Orton is turned face.

 

[G-Fex]

I wonder if John Cena's dad is still out there. Orton should give him another punt.

John Cena doesn't have a dad, he's a cyborg.

That's why he can't give Nikki Bella a child.

 

[Master Thespian]

Remember years ago when HBK was complaining about young guys who just stay quiet, do the job and collect checks?

Where can Kofi go today and get paid like he does in WWE? Shawn could always threaten to go down south and still make money.

 

[G-Fex]

Kofi needs to send out a SOS

 

[UberTag]

God sometimes I just imagine an RV running over the "voice of the WWE" and the rest of this dumbass commentary team and it makes me happy.

Why are they here? They suck out every ounce of energy.

This is why you should watch WWE programming on mute.
You'd enjoy it more that way.

 

[Professor Beef]

Kofi needs to send out a SOS

But would they hear him shoutin?

 

[DMczaf]

Is this the new way to get over jobbers? Put them in matches with big names and have commentary continue to repeat "I'm impressed with so-and-so staying in this match!"

 

[Officerrob]

This has been a pretty poor show so far

 

[Ultratech]

Kofi needs to send out a SOS

SOS...They hear me callin!
SOS...They hear me jobbin!
SOS...They hear me cryin'...

 

[Joeki11a]

Is this the new way to get over jobbers? Put them in matches with big names and have commentary continue to repeat "I'm impressed with so-and-so staying in this match!"

Seems kinda silly and makes orton look weak

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Must zzz tv.

 

[toddhunter]

Big opportunity for Kofi here. I really hope he makes the most of it.

 

[The Elite]

So sleepy.

 

[Ithil]

I don't know why they don't just cut the match shorter when it's clearly killing the crowd. You're not helping anyone keeping it to the allotted time.

 

[gurudyne]

God sometimes I just imagine an RV running over the "voice of the WWE" and the rest of this dumbass commentary team and it makes me happy.

Why are they here? They suck out every ounce of energy.

Michael Cole describes the horror of watching a sadist stomp on a helpless human being's head in the exact same tone of voice that I use to point out that the dishwasher's done.

Ugh, why did you point out the commentary? I'm usually pretty good about tuning them out.

 

[G-Fex]

But would they hear him shoutin?

Frankman would, he's the biggest Kofi Fan I know of. Mon.

 

[DMczaf]

I get the feeling this quarter-hour will not be very good.

 

[Eidan]

Jesus, just end this shit already.

 

[QueenOfThorns]

Michael Cole describes the horror of watching a sadist stomp on a helpless human being's head in the exact same tone of voice that I use to point out that the dishwasher's done.

Ugh, why did you point out the commentary? I'm usually pretty good about tuning them out.

I am too but it was such a boring match I had to focus on something.

 

[Ithil]