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[gaiadyne]

Why Dean, Why?

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

At least he didn't make any asian jokes.

Also, hey, I sit down to pee sometimes. Just in case a little bit comes out <_< Or I have my 3DS.

 

[Hex]

Ascension pissed off Animal of the Road Warriors and some other old school wrestlers last week with their promo, this week will do them no favors also especially with their weak assed show in the ring.

 

[Fox318]

dung.


really...

 

[Ithil]

Shoot all the writers, tape Vince's mouth shut and give him a ball of string or something.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

JBL IS POOPY

 

[Deadly Joker]

THE MEGA POWERS UNITE BEYOND THE GRAVE BROTHAAA!!!

OOOHHHH YEAAAAAHH!!!!

Edit: Gotta stop with these new Paiges.

Man she's bad.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

TNA commercial during raw.

 

[Mahonay]

Sounds like RAW is riveting once again.

 

[TimeEffect]

JBL is a Grade-A self serving jabroni.

How's a heel commentator going to bury a heel team?

 

[UberTag]

At least they hired indie jobbers.

Its better than say them squashing a regular.

Torito and Hornswoggle are regulars. That could work.

 

[DMczaf]

Wrestling with Death??

 

[Sephzilla]

I actually do feel bad for Konnor and Victor - Vince took the bits of their gimmick that actually worked and stripped that away from them.

-Their intro isn't nearly as good
-Bad 80s tag team war paint
-What the fuck are they wearing in their intro?
-JBL, the goddamn heel announcer, burying the fuck out of a heel tag team
-Instantly having them compare themselves to Demolition, The Road Warriors, etc in promos

 

[Dick Justice]

JBL is a Grade-A self serving jabroni.

How's a heel commentator going to bury a heel team?

 

[DMczaf]

"Sources are telling me, that's not all."

Nashuary?!!?!?!!

 

[Chamber]

That picture of Flair has to be 10 years old.

Ascension pissed off Animal of the Road Warriors and some other old school wrestlers last week with their promo, this week will do them no favors also especially with their weak assed show in the ring.

I always forget what marks wrestlers are for themselves. Pissed off over a scripted promo?

 

[somedevil]

Using the old 2002 Ric Flair photo there.

 

[Fox318]

Where is Nash?

DM where is your boy?

 

[Sephzilla]

Using the old 2002 Ric Flair photo there.

I'm pretty sure the Hall picture is even older

 

[Hex]

SO Sgt Slaughter?

Oooooo

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

oh shit. I just realized they are going to do a 4v4 rematch of that survivor series match at wm31. what else could they book with rusev, ryback, ziggler, harper, rowan and big show?

 

[Dick Justice]

Having Lana get mad because of USA chants is fucking idiotic. But I suppose it makes Vince happy.

 

[T.A.L]

The enjoyment Vince gets from pushing people in the pool, completely shows what he considers entertainment. Take Entourage, remove the titties, ari, and time relevant references and boom you got a fraction of Vince's psyche. Add in some Keenan sketches from SNL , the trailer for dumb and dumber and now your at a half. Multiply that by the circumference of of the nonlinear axis of the earth minus the land before time and all of his jokes make sense. I like Raw now.

 

[Fox318]

 

[CDiggity]

Just a reminder. Brian "I'm a fucking machine" Cage is debuting this week on Lucha Underground. Check it out.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

look at those creepy fake fans

 

[Heel]

#TalkingEra

 

[Fox318]

When I think usa I think snapback wearing skinny jean hipsters...

 

[melonrabbit]

Whhaaaaaa

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Ambrose, eh?

Interesting...

 

[Chamber]

Dean about to lose another feud?

 

[Deadly Joker]

An actual surprise...

 

[Hidden One]

Damn now Ambrose has to build up Rusev....He's dying for our sins...

 

[Sephzilla]

Rusev / Ambrose ?!?

I'm okay with this?!

Spoiler

Even though this is another feud Ambrose will lose

 

[Anth0ny]

LOL


poor dean

 

[Thorakai]

I can get behind this feud

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Oh, no, don't feed Dean to Rusev.

 

[redmetal86]

Right to commercial!

 

[The Shapesmith]

So I can't believe I am saying it but Impact last week was better than this Raw. Wrap your brain around that, one was mediocre and the other was complete crap.

 

[CDiggity]

Man, we need some DEANLOSESLOL gifs soon.

 

[Fox318]

Why would you cut to commercial there?

 

[Sephzilla]

So I can't believe I am saying it but Impact last week was better than this Raw. Wrap your brain around that. One was mediocre and the other was complete crap.

This Raw has seriously been TNA level bad. I legit think the second Raw of 2015 has already passed the worst Raw of 2014

 

[DMczaf]

Ambrose in another feud where the other guy is being built up for Mania.

Get ready for lots of losses and non-finishes!

 

[Kiever Sher]

Lucky Dean does this for a love of the game, this feud won't go well for him.

 

[T.A.L]

I bet Dean can eat fifteen boiled eggs

 

[Hidden One]

So I guess Ambrose will be the winner of the 2015 Andrew battle at Mania.

 

[Judderman]

The Scorpion King. IN 2015.

 

[imBask]

"Dean you have to put Rusev over, i'll owe you one"

 

[Macho Madness]

This Raw's been pretty good, overall.

 

[reptilescorpio]

1. Orton is still injured.

2. I don't know why King is missing.

King got shifted to Smackdown as they are trying to slowly get rid of King.

Also they want a 'black face' on TV for Raw. Apparently.

I want Paige vs Natalya for the belt at mania in a match that goes 18 minutes.

Then the winner throws the divas belt to the ground and reveals The Women's championship.

The Divas belt can stay around for the Hayes/Dunn girls while the real Women have their own belt.

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I'd fucking mark out if that happened but nope. Wrestling ain't for women, women are for ogling, nothing more.