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Erm...

 

[Syb]

Alba is God.

 

[Timen]

Alba > Carmack

 

[RonaldoSan]

The same way Britney Spears co-writes her songs.

 

[Crow]

The same way Britney Spears co-writes her songs.

:lol ...true

 

[silenttwn]

"We're still in prototype mode, but it's nonviolent and you can basically create your own character." That lack of violence was key to Alba's involvement ("It's nonviolent; there's no killing," she stresses).

Project Lead: Yes, well... Ms. Alba... hmmmm that's certainly.. well that's actually pretty much the most generic and lame concept I've ever had put forth from my five years in this company. But hey, your ass has class.. let's roll!

 

[thegodsend]

I have no concerns. Jessica Alba is able to do everything she wants to!

 

[AB 101]

I love Alba's engine.

 

[ToyMachine228]

Project Lead: Yes, well... Ms. Alba... hmmmm that's certainly.. well that's actually pretty much the most generic and lame concept I've ever had put forth from my five years in this company. But hey, your ass has class.. let's roll!

Project Lead: Tell you what...You give me one night to do whatever I want to you...From sun down to sun rise, and you've got yourself a deal. I'll even give you a sequel.

 

[Kobold]

I'd buy her.

 

[Shig]

Hopefully it's an engine for Jessica Alba Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

 

[Fantasmo]

what the.... no violence or killing is the reason she offered assistance?

Can I remind you about a movie you starred in called Sin City?

 

[StarscreamLSU]

According the MTV report, the game will be set in a variety of cities around the world so as to tie in with 'several ideals of great importance' to the actress, such as racial tolerance, nonviolence and geographical awareness: "I'm going to pick seven cities in the world, because I travel so much and I think there's so many cool, creative people in the world; I want tap into that, and I want to make it racially diverse."

:lol :lol

As for the extreme sports the game focuses on, Alba refused to be drawn on details, only saying "It's basically based off a new thing that kids are doing, an X-Games sport that hasn't really become mainstream yet. It's not like a real X-Games sport yet; it's kind of on the brink of becoming one, I think."

:lol :lol

Sounds like a clear, focused idea to me. How much you want to bet she lifted her top at least once during the pitch?

 

[Leatherface]

I love Alba's engine.

:lol

 

[callous]

I guess there's no harm in her believing she's co-developing a game engine. Not unless you're her boyfriend or manager and have to tell her she's doing a great job.

 

[cybamerc]

To be fair she doesn't say she's developing a game engine. Those are Edge's words.

 

[Diseased Yak]

Wtf good is a thread about Alba without hawt pics?

Nate

 

[Unison]

I want tap into that

QFT!

 

[Acosta]

Co-creates a game engine? is she a engineer or something?

 

[tedtropy]

Co-creates a game engine? is she a engineer or something?

Nah, but I wouldn't mind being in-her-rear. Eh? EH?!

 

[..pakbeka..]

what if her ass ends up full off jaggies?

 

[impirius]

It's basically based off a new thing that kids are doing, an X-Games sport that hasn't really become mainstream yet. It's not like a real X-Games sport yet; it's kind of on the brink of becoming one, I think.

"You'd better drop that gun because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the Seventh Fleet! ... Would you believe the Sixth Fleet? ... How about a school of angry flounder?"

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Nah, but I wouldn't mind being in-her-rear. Eh? EH?!

*kicks tedtropy*

 

[Legal Step]

Something about her bugs me. And those boobs are fake!

 

[Rocket9]

The same way Britney Spears co-writes her songs.

- I think this next song should about...you know....love and stuff

- Ok thanks Britney, now go sit in the corner

 

[jooey]

christ, next E3 is gonna suck.

 

[tedtropy]

Something about her bugs me. And those boobs are fake!

You shut your god damn mouth.

 

[J2 Cool]

what the.... no violence or killing is the reason she offered assistance?

Can I remind you about a movie you starred in called Sin City?

Seriously, violence in movies.. ALRIGHT! I'LL PLAY A STRIPPER! Violence in games.. NOOOOO! NO WAY! NON VIOLENCE! Why can't we love and soak in violence, blood, and gore, with a little bit of Alba ass involvement in both? Is that too much to ask?

You shut your god damn mouth.

:lol

 

[Kabuki Waq]

TOUCH SCREEN!

 

[littlewig]

This just in: JESSICA ALBA CURES CANCER!

 

[tedtropy]

TOUCH SCREEN!

And the top screen could have a...a clock!

 

[DrDogg]

And the top screen could have a...a clock!

Just needed to quote this... carry on.

 

[JavOLeeN]

Two cores engine mmmmmm.