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Jessica Alba Says She's Done Sleeping Around In Hollywood

NEW YORK -- Jessica Alba is through with actors and sleeping around.

Alba was only 18 when she got engaged to Michael Weatherly while they were co-starring in "Dark Angel." When that didn't work out, Alba tells "Cosmo," she decided never to date an actor again. She admitted she went through "a wild period" after that. She said she had no problem being with a guy just for sex.

But now, she said, she thinks she's found "the one." His name is Cash Warren and he's not an actor.

 

[whytemyke]

if he's not an actor, then he's probably swingin' more pipe than the Mario Bros.

 

[aoi tsuki]

This thread depresses me on so many levels...

 

[Dilbert]

if he's not an actor, then he's probably swingin' more pipe than the Mario Bros.

Look at the picture -- what do YOU think is coiled on that tabletop? That's the flaccid chains of love, baby.

 

[jett]

I'm surprised that she's announcing to the world that she's a whore.

 

[Error Macro]

if he's not an actor, then he's probably swingin' more pipe than the Mario Bros.

But now, she said, she thinks she's found "the one." His name is Cash Warren and he's not an actor.

I'd say she's in it for the money.

 

[Mugen]

I'm surprised that she's announcing to the world that she's a whore.

Maxim, FHM, Cosmo and the likes are known to twist/fabricate celebrity interviews from time to time to make their interview 'juicier'. I don't think she really did whore around like she said in the article.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

just another girl hanging on Fez's Wall of Bitches.

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

yes...my real name is Cash Warren

 

[olimario]

His real name is Moneybags Longdick.

 

[Dreamfixx]

just another girl hanging on Fez's Wall of Bitches.

Oh shit... Fez hit that? Respect.

 

[tedtropy]

His real name is Moneybags Longdick.

I doubt she has much need in the way of money, although the 'Longdick' part may be true. She is, in fact, marrying...THIS GUY!

(I keed.)

Oh well. Depressing news, but I'll just use this picture of her and my imagination to cheer myself up when necessary...

 

[fart]

another quality gaf OT thread...
... :/

 

[Mugen]

Wow... Jessica Alba truly is a goddess.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i'd hit it even if she had aids.

 

[mightynine]

Dammit, I knew I should've listened to my best friend Cash Warren when he said I needed to follow him to catch our dreams.

Cash and M9 BFF 2002

 

[Doth Togo]

I doubt she has much need in the way of money, although the 'Longdick' part may be true. She is, in fact, marrying...THIS GUY!

(I keed.)

Oh well. Depressing news, but I'll just use this picture of her and my imagination to cheer myself up when necessary...

Her father abused her and so she's going into the father/lover complex. This is just another phase for an attention whore.

 

[Tazznum1]

She's found the one. This would be The One #2. Um....no.

 

[robertsan21]

is she seriusly marrying this guy? or is this guy her father?

 

[Doth Togo]

is she seriusly marrying this guy? or is this guy her father?

She's getting it from him. That's her new man.

P Diddy needs to crunch it a bit and put her back in her place.

 

[robertsan21]

She's getting it from him. That's her new man.

P Diddy needs to crunch it a bit and put her back in her place.

god how sad!
well that proves it, she is sick in the head.the guy aint even good looking WTF

when i am like 45 i also will have a 20 year old girl but atleast i will know the reason why she is with me. she will be with me cause i am just perfectly made for the females around the world and i am super hot, she wont be with me just for my money like jessica is with this old guy.


old retarden man -1

 

[aoi tsuki]

god how sad!
well that proves it, she is sick in the head.the guy aint even good looking WTF

when i am like 45 i also will have a 20 year old girl but atleast i will know the reason why she is with me. she will be with me cause i am just perfectly made for the females around the world and i am super hot, she wont be with me just for my money like jessica is with this old guy.


old retarden man -1

If i have a 20-year old at 45, it'll probably only be for fun. i can't stand most 20-year olds now... i can't imagine how much worse they'll be in 20 years.

 

[Axsider]

god how sad!
well that proves it, she is sick in the head.the guy aint even good looking WTF

when i am like 45 i also will have a 20 year old girl but atleast i will know the reason why she is with me. she will be with me cause i am just perfectly made for the females around the world and i am super hot, she wont be with me just for my money like jessica is with this old guy.


old retarden man -1

:lol :lol

 

[robertsan21]

If i have a 20-year old at 45, it'll probably only be for fun. i can't stand most 20-year olds now... i can't imagine how much worse they'll be in 20 years.

:lol :lol :lol :lol
yeah but its for the fun you have a girlfriend isnt it?

 

[ToxicAdam]

Looks like someone has "daddy issues".

 

[Bristow]

No, she isn't marrying that old dude. She's marrying this guy....

 

[tedtropy]

No, she isn't marrying that old dude. She's marrying this guy....

Henceforth know as The Luckiest Bastard Alive. And I get the feeling people didn't notice the 'I keed.' line I put below the picture of her with the old fart.

 

[Doth Togo]

 

[iceberg187]

:lol

 

[FortNinety]

Hey everyone, here's a pic that destined to be used and abused on the GAF! Or at least it should be.

 

[EdLuva]

WTH is that? :lol

 

[tedtropy]

Hey everyone, here's a pic that destined to be used and abused on the GAF! Or at least it should be.

It's how I take a bath everyday in my dreams. Yes, in my dreams I smell like Jessia Alba's saliva. AND I LOVE IT.

 

[Flizzzipper]

Has Fez hit this one yet?

 

[DarienA]

This is sad news.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Has Fez hit this one yet?

ofcourse. what hot hollywood chick has he not hit?

 

[karasu]

I'm glad I replaced her with Sonia Rolland.

 

[Great King Bowser]

Damn Jessica Alba is such a hottie. My heart and other places cry.

 

[psycho_snake]

"this is how I give someone a blow job"

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Looks to me like it's how she takes a facial.

 

[bob_arctor]

 

[Screaming_Gremlin]

The rule is simple: ALL Jessica Alba threads need this pic

I hope that red x isn't that tubgirl picture that got posted in the last Jessica Alba thread.

 

[bob_arctor]

I hope that red x isn't that tubgirl picture that got posted in the last Jessica Alba thread.

Nooooo!!!!!! NooooooO!!!!!! Must...find....working....image....

 

[Error Macro]

 

[bob_arctor]

:lol

 

[Duck of Death]

:lol :lol :lol

The internet has spoken

 

[Phoenix]

To be honest, many of the women I know and have known over the years don't settle down until they ARE being "deep-dicked"/satisfied