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[Eminem]

8.2% alcohol. Me and my two roommates decided to have a contest with 40's of it. It's about the only kind of alcohol where you can drink a 40 of it and be fine for a while....then it hits you and you know you are totally fucked.

Well, we started at 2:30pm. I think I won because I'm pretty sure I had three. but now i'm up at 6am because i remember absolutely NOTHING after 9pm.
that'd be cool if i didn't get these IMs:

PwRoEmTaTnY43: dude, what was your problem last night? i just got there at 2 and you kept calling me a whore. what the hell? you kept saying the sox won but i'm a whore. i really hope you were drunk

thepalomster47: did you really mean what you said last night? when we broke up i thought you really never wanted to see me again....you were so nice last night




christ knows what else i said to whoever else. that second one is gonna be all trouble. i can see that coming.

but 9pm till ~2? that's a huge gap to fill. i wonder what else i did. fucking stupid.



hi. my name is eric and i thought it'd be a good idea to start drinking stides at 2:30pm. i thnk i ended up having three, but i can't remember since i have no recollection of anything past 9pm. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENNED FUCK YOU STIDES.

i'm an idiot. fucking christ.


St. Ides: Once you know, it's already too late.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

God DAMN, St. Ides I hadn't heard of that in a while, what's next good times with Cisco, me Private Stock and the law?

Man I out grew St. Ides about a decade ago but, I understand your plight. That stuff will fuck you up.

 

[nitewulf]

used to drink that in school, 40s and all. yeah, sure fire way to get fucked up cheaply.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I drunk that in school too it was the first time I got drunk I was cursing everyone in the dorms

 

[Killkernal]

It's scary how many people seem to lose their memories and do stupid things while drinking this garbage; me included.
My last experience with St. Ides came about ten years ago when my roommate downed a couple 40's and proceded to whip the empty bottle through an apartment window. He had to be reminded that he did this the next day because, of course, he didn't remember shit.

Strong alcohol content is one thing, but St. Ides has got a little something 'special' to it.

 

[Blackace]

About 12 years ago that was my drink of choice... but then again I was only 16... I didn't know any better..

 

[Eminem]

:lol :lol :lol :lol this i great, it wasn't just me.
St. Ides is the killer. fucking cheap booze. like i said, it's like you feel nothing for a while, then it hits you and you're just like OH SHIT I AM FUCKED. and by then it's too late.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Yes. Well I used to all the time. But you can only do that for so long.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol i remember seeing the St. Ides commercials during Rap City on BET back in the day.

 

[Triumph]

Dude, not even I drink that stuff.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I was one of those "drank it when I was 16" types. I wonder if I could even stomach a whole bottle now.

 

[miyuru]

Ice Cube rapped on the commercials right?

 

[Bluecondor]

We used to drink 40s of St. Ides in the Summer - outside of our houses when we still lived with our parents. Usually - you would drink one and be trashed (with the last five ounces going down warm and decrepit as all hell). There was one time when we drank two forties in one night, and every was blasted and throwing up.

It's hard to believe that I used to drink something hideous like St. Ide's. Now I get annoyed when I can't have a draft beer.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Last Saturday we had a big bbq. Starting at 4:30pm three of us slammed a bottle and a half of 1800 anejo (about 1000mls) in way less than an hour. At this point hilarity started to ensue, and then.... Then I don't remember too much. But I'm positive I made a total ass out of myself, but it's not like that hasn't happened before. Yay for alchohol!


Never had St. Ides.

 

[Eminem]

Dude, not even I drink that stuff.

forgive me father, for i have sinned =(

sunday is wine day though. now we're on to bottles of Almaden Chardonnay!

bottles though, NO fucking boxed wine. we have some class.

 

[Matlock]

Dude, not even I drink that stuff.

Why not? It's a PBR-owned brand.

 

[shantyman]

:lol i remember seeing the St. Ides commercials during Rap City on BET back in the day.

Nate Dogg!

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Oh GOD dont go wild with St Ides. There are 3 40 oz malt liquor drinks you DO NOT trifle with unless the following happens. You got a new job or are basically on cloud nine with nothing to do for TWO days, your fucked, or you really wanna get drunk and have 5 dollars to your name.

I cannot say this enough do NOT fuck with St ides, Colt 45, or Schlitz malt liquor unless you meet one of these 3 classifications. You dont even wanna know the horror stories of the st ides challenge....

 

[Tuvoc]

Will turn your piss brown. Fact.

 

[Blackace]

Will turn your piss brown. Fact.

it is named after the police code for armed robbery... if this is not a plot by the "man" nothing is!

 

[DonasaurusRex]

steel reserve is nerve gas though which is the only reason i left that, and cammo out of the official list.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

What? No Olde English?

 

[BlackNMild2k1]

steel reserve is nerve gas though which is the only reason i left that, and cammo out of the official list.

Nerve gas? what do you mean its nerve gas? But even still I think Steele Reserve and Cisco should definately be on some sort of watch list for stupid kids that don't know any better. honorable mention to thunderbird *yuck*

and once you move into the hard liquors, watch out for the flavored Bacardi (Limon, O, etc.) and Tequila. But most dangerous of all..... 99 series (99 bananas, 99 apples, 99 oranges, 99 berries), but the 99 series comes highly recommended to serve to the women, as it taste so good yet you don't realize how strong it as long as you keep it @ frozen temp.

 

[miyuru]

Of course, you can't forget about good ol' PR - lemon gin + 7UP/Sprite

 

[dskillzhtown]

I remember looking at Nightline when they did an entire show dedicated to St. Ides. That was during the time with Wine Coolers were popular and people were drinking the "St. Ides' Special Brew" like they were wine coolers. If you don't remember Special Brew was like St. Ides with some fruity flavor added. They started breaking down all the reports of people going crazy after drinking the stuff. They boiled it down to people not knowing the alcohol content and drinking waaaaay too much of the stuff. But there were some people who said there was a 'mystery' ingredient to make people go insane.

 

[levious]

Ice Cube rapped on the commercials right?

I don't think so, I just remember him running/walking over rooftops (?) then ending up at a fridge and grabbing a cold St. Ides while glancing at the camera and saying, "that's right."

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

But most dangerous of all..... 99 series (99 bananas, 99 apples, 99 oranges, 99 berries), but the 99 series comes highly recommended to serve to the women, as it taste so good yet you don't realize how strong it as long as you keep it @ frozen temp.

Man the 99 series is off the fucking chain. That bullshit snuck up on us so goddamn hard. I got a buddy who is like 5' 10" 225 lbs or so. This big motherfucker was so off the chain he was doing flips and rolling around ninja style off the couch. The funny thing, the guy is like 40 years old.


No one was ready.

 

[btf1980]

Ice Cube rapped on the commercials right?

No, it was Snoop Dogg who rapped in the commericals.

Don't laugh, but St. Ides used to have a promotional tour and they used to give out mixtapes of rappers singing about the awesomeness of St. Ides malt liquor. That right there got me and my friends hooked on it because it was the beer of choice for rappers, gangstas and OG's. I mean Snoop, MC Eight, MC Ren and Wu-Tang drank it, so it must have been good. We were between the ages of 11 and 14, so we would go to the corner bodega and stuff St. Ides this fat kids Larry's pants. No one noticed because he was fat as hell, so what's a few more bulges. We would get drunk of that and smoke white owls and phillies (no weed in them, just the cigars because we were too dumb to know any better). Until one time, the owner of the bodega caught us, we were all slim, so we ran like the wind, except for fat ass Larry, poor Larry. He tried to run, but fell down. He had like 5 bottles of St. Ides on him and it broke as he hit the ground. He got cut up pretty bad, and he said the bodega guy made him sweep up the mess before he called the cops. He didn't rat us out either. He got a nasty scar right under his chest, and for years we called him sliced bologna tits.

 

[BlackNMild2k1]

the other trouble maker besides the St. Ides Special Brew was the Mad Dog 20/20. Those were some good times back in 8th - 9th grade.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Nerve gas? what do you mean its nerve gas? But even still I think Steele Reserve and Cisco should definately be on some sort of watch list for stupid kids that don't know any better. honorable mention to thunderbird *yuck*

and once you move into the hard liquors, watch out for the flavored Bacardi (Limon, O, etc.) and Tequila. But most dangerous of all..... 99 series (99 bananas, 99 apples, 99 oranges, 99 berries), but the 99 series comes highly recommended to serve to the women, as it taste so good yet you don't realize how strong it as long as you keep it @ frozen temp.

Man if you drink steel reserve...lets put it this way I seen a man go from off the wall to passed out in mid sentence done lights out like he got mobbed by mike tyson. I seen a man who couldnt control his hands the day after drinking 2 steels, it fucks with your nervous system...i dunno whats in that it aint malt liquor tho.

 

[BlackNMild2k1]

Man if you drink steel reserve...lets put it this way I seen a man go from off the wall to passed out in mid sentence done lights out like he got mobbed by mike tyson. I seen a man who couldnt control his hands the day after drinking 2 steels, it fucks with your nervous system...i dunno whats in that it aint malt liquor tho.

ok I see what you mean, I've also seen someone passout in mid sentence, but I don't know if that was from 211 or not. Hell, I've passed out in mid step before, but that was off of cuervo.