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Jesus is X360

NME said:
Did you just call the son of man a stain?

Send me a postcard from hell, would ya?

No, I called a stain, a stain... man, the more I think about that word, the less it seems like a real word... stain... stain... hrm...
 
The joke is that the anthropologic tests in the Turin Shroud has revealed that the man that is represented is a deformed man with Marfan Syndrome, white hair, deformed legs and undeformable butt.
 
Outside of this being very silly, I don't even SEE the Jesus in there? Jesus Christ, were is he? Looks like some moron jerked off on his 360, does a trick of suggestion on the people viewing the stains, and is now selling it to Jesus-freaks who like to kill whores after screwing them in Grand Theft Auto. (A little harsh, but likely true... :lol )
 
General Big Boi said:
So Xbox 360 = second coming of Jesus.

Xbox 360 = great gaming salvation, but you're not likely to see it in the flesh (or in stores) and if you tell people it has changed your life - they'll call you crazy.
 
Posted here a looong time ago...and had it saved:

msjesus_1.jpg
 
Now now, that Xbox 360 can't be Jesus.

When Jesus died, He came back in less than three days. When an Xbox 360 dies...
 
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