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[bishoptl]

Resident Evil: Apocalypse beauty Sienna Guillory has launched a scathing attack on fellow Brit Kate Beckinsale for becoming one of the "bitchy Hollywood" set and allegedly having breast implants. The London-born actress says she is horrified by Beckinsale's transition from English rose to Tinseltown movie star and believes the rumors the Van Helsing star has gone under the knife. Guillory says, "In Hollywood, women hate each other. Everyone is so bitchy and they don't want younger actresses coming in and taking their roles. You only have to look at what it's done to Kate Beckinsale. She used be cool. Now I've heard she's got a clause in her contract saying that she can't be filmed bending over at more than a 45-degree angle because her boob implants slide up onto her collar bone." Beckinsale's agent Jane Brand responds, "I do her contracts and this is absolutely untrue. She has no clause in her contracts and this is absolutely untrue. She has no such clause in her contracts and she has categorically not had breast implants."

And because we all know how these threads are supposed to go...

 

[Celicar]

Jill Valentine is a cunt. There. I said it.

 

[MetatronM]

Good work, bish.

 

[bishoptl]

Jill Valentine is a cunt. There. I said it.

The Cos says:

"Take your foul-mouthed shenanigans outta here! See ya!"

 

[Matlock]

Mmmm, gonna dip into your puddin'

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

hot! rest of the series plz!

 

[Dead]

THANK YOU

 

[AeroGod]

Thread title is misleading.

 

[bishoptl]

So is your avatar!

Unless...

 

[Triumph]

Ah, I wondered how long it would take Delta's stupid ass to get banned.

In other news, puddin! No wait, make that malt liquor, please!

 

[nitewulf]

you're out of your mind, this woman is hot but she isnt even in the same league as kate beckinsale.

 

[AeroGod]

Dammit bish you just had to go and ban Celicar. Now GAF is 100% liberal. Good job.

 

[BuddyC]

:lol

The Cosby pic seals it.

 

[bishoptl]

hot! rest of the series plz!

 

[Ripclawe]

This Sienna Guillory person needs to go sit down somewhere before yapping.

 

[AeroGod]

I AM NOT WORTY!!!

 

[sc0la]

Id stick my dong in yhar @ Jill Valentine/Sienna Guillory

 

[Matlock]

Id stick my dong in yhar @ Jill Valentine/Sienna Guillory

1,000,000 post!

 

[Rorschach]

There's only one solution to this: Rorschach sammich.

 

[Shinobi]

:lol @ Cosby posts.

 

[Mike Works]

The only way to settle this will be to have 3 seperate debates, each covering different issues, between the two women with Bill Cosby as the mediator.

And by debates I mean foxie boxing.

And by issues I mean parts of my body.

And by mediator I mean fluffer.

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Resident Evil: Apocalypse beauty Sienna Guillory has launched a scathing attack on fellow Brit Kate Beckinsale for becoming one of the "bitchy Hollywood" set and allegedly having breast implants. The London-born actress says she is horrified by Beckinsale's transition from English rose to Tinseltown movie star and believes the rumors the Van Helsing star has gone under the knife. Guillory says, "In Hollywood, women hate each other. Everyone is so bitchy and they don't want younger actresses coming in and taking their roles. You only have to look at what it's done to Kate Beckinsale. She used be cool. Now I've heard she's got a clause in her contract saying that she can't be filmed bending over at more than a 45-degree angle because her boob implants slide up onto her collar bone." Beckinsale's agent Jane Brand responds, "I do her contracts and this is absolutely untrue. She has no clause in her contracts and this is absolutely untrue. She has no such clause in her contracts and she has categorically not had breast implants."

hehe there is some old saying about the pot calling the kettle black that might apply here...

She says Kate has become all bitchy...

...whilst bitching about Kate.

Nice.

Regardless of the truth Kate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sienna

 

[Dekajelly]

hehe there is some old saying about the pot calling the kettle black that might apply here...

Ms Jude Law to Be says Kate has become all bitchy...

...whilst bitching about Kate.

Nice.

Regardless of the truth Kate >>>Sadie Frost>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sienna

Sienna Miller is Jude Law's lady

Anyhow,

Guillory>>Beckinsale>>Miller

 

[Shinobi]

It's hilarious seeing people who go on rants about those who whine, somehow missing the fact that they're doing exactly that.

 

[Paradox]

shes... bashing Kate.. while she was recently in RE:APOC; thats pretty messed up.

 

[mrmyth]

I wouldn't kick either out of bed, but I'd make Sienna make me some toast afterwards.

 

[MrPing1000]

speaks volumes that we have to call her Jill Valentine to even remotely know who she is

 

[Saturnman]

Sienna Guillory is one stunning looking lady. I first noticed her in the remake of The Time Machine. She was pretty much the highlight of this lackluster flick.

 

[calder]

IAWTTAOIP


I've always wanted to mention how I never did see Underworld in the theatres but saw it on TV a while back. Not a terrible movie, not exactly good but a decent action/monster flick.

But what stunned me was how very hot KB was. Obviously she never looked unattractive in the trailers or anything but she looked GREAT in the movie. The hair, the face - damn she was fine. All dressed in leather worked for me too, and her accent makes me feel tingly. I hope there's a sequel.

 

[SolidSnakex]

All dressed in leather worked for me too, and her accent makes me feel tingly. I hope there's a sequel.

The sequel is coming out next year. It's suppose to be a trilogy according to the director.

 

[Ripclawe]

That should be me to her left... ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bishoptl]

This is the greatest Bill Cosby picture of all time.

 

[AeroGod]

This is the greatest Bill Cosby picture of all time.

What the hell happened to him. He looks really old.

 

[bishoptl]

He's aging with wisdom! And power! Old man power! Like Heihachi!

 

[AeroGod]

GHOST DAD!!!

 

[calder]

MORE HOT CHICKS, LESS COS. THANKS.

Honestly bishoptl, I see you responding to a thread like this and I gleefully click on 'view last post' because I have a reasonable expectation that I'll see something nice. Or at least racktastic. Getting pics of aging sitcom stars, pimp and worthy of much respect though he may be, just isn't living up to the standard you yourself set.

There's still time to redeem yourself.

 

[mrmyth]

MORE HOT CHICKS, LESS COS. THANKS.

Honestly bishoptl, I see you responding to a thread like this and I gleefully click on 'view last post' because I have a reasonable expectation that I'll see something nice. Or at least racktastic. Getting pics of aging sitcom stars, pimp and worthy of much respect though he may be, just isn't living up to the standard you yourself set.

There's still time to redeem yourself.

That muh'fucka up there is crazy.

 

[bishoptl]

Calder, your lack of respect for all things Cos disturbs me. Greatly. That said...

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Here's a pic of Kate i've never seen before:-

Hubba hubba!

 

[bishoptl]

girl let me hit that hit that
girl gonna flip that flip that

 

[mrmyth]

That is not a good pic.

 

[calder]

Great.... moogily boogily. :-0

Thank you. Thank you all.

 

[Makura]

Ok, Kate in Underworld vs. Cos in Ghost Dad - who would win?

 

[Ripclawe]

Culp looks scared like a motherfucker, The Cos? cool as a cucumber.

 

[Guzim]

 

[Matlock]

girl let me hit that hit that
girl gonna flip that flip that

 

[SolidSnakex]

Hot hot hot!

 

[AssMan]

 

[Ripclawe]

DESTROY MATLOCK!!!