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Johnny Extreme!!

Truelize

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Game of the Show. :lol

"I'm gonna have sidekick that is half shark, half lion and half gorilla"

"It's gonna be extreme to the max"




:lol If you aren't watching G4 today then you wont have a clue what I'm talking about. But this dude was freakin hilarious.
 
Truelize said:
Game of the Show. :lol

"I'm gonna have sidekick that is half shark, half lion and half gorilla"

"It's gonna be extreme to the max"




:lol If you aren't watching G4 today then you wont have a clue what I'm talking about. But this dude was freakin hilarious.


does not compute....
 
If this is Johnny Whatever, I played it and laughed hysterically all the way through. The Gizmondo rep didn't seem to know how to react to my behaviour. Character models were something out of the "worst characters ever" thread in GAF. Loading took around 3 minutes. I thought that the good Giz had died on me, but finally it started.

Does anyone have video?
 
Truelize said:
Game of the Show. :lol

"I'm gonna have sidekick that is half shark, half lion and half gorilla"

"It's gonna be extreme to the max"




:lol If you aren't watching G4 today then you wont have a clue what I'm talking about. But this dude was freakin hilarious.

Yeah, he made an appearance on Xplay a few weeks ago when Sessler was gone. He wasn't very funny though, but I recorded it so I'll see what you're talking about.
 
It's not an actual games guys. It was a skit on G4 where Johnny Extreme is going around promoting his game.

"Everything is going to be extreme to the max, but near the end of the game you'll lose all of your extreme powers and you'll have to do an escort mission. So don't play that part. That part sucks." :lol

I seriously hope this is available for download somewhere. It was so funny
 
Yeah, I finally got home and saw it. I love the part where he says
"you know how games have fire and ice levels, well this games does them all, at the same time, to the EXTREME!"

Then he says it's going to fly off shelves like ham at a fat camp :lol
 
Yeah I just saw it. I thought the whole segment was pretty funny! :lol

Someone has to have ripped it online!!!
 
This should be up on IGN by tommorrow hopefully. They have the G4 segments from previous days on their e3 downloads page.
 
Mrbob said:
This should be up on IGN by tommorrow hopefully. They have the G4 segments from previous days on their e3 downloads page.

Is there a handy section on their E3 website where I can find all the G4 stuff? I hate how they're littered throughout the other system tabs.
 
newsguy said:
Yeah, I finally got home and saw it. I love the part where he says
"you know how games have fire and ice levels, well this games does them all, at the same time, to the EXTREME!"

Then he says it's going to fly off shelves like ham at a fat camp :lol

Yeah that fat camp remark was awesome. :lol

I even liked when he was asking Ty the Tasmanian Tiger if he wanted to be his sidekick and he tells Ty that he can be a shark. :lol
 
I actually found that segment to be quite painful. Wasn't really funny. Just filler. I can't believe I had to watch through it to get to the Kojima interview, when I could have just jumped online and gotten it off of IGN. Oh well.
 
Yusaku said:
You missed out, because G4's E3 coverage has been amazingly great.

Most of it was, I agree, things still bothered me though

Sessler makes me think he wasn't given retalin as a youngster
Morgan Webb annoyed me to no end
Tal needs a wardrobe director
I don't remember too much about the other guy, so he didn't bother me to much. Correction, he dissed Mario, then blames it on not having Nintendo systems going up. Go enjoy Alex Kidd then and stfu
 
Yeah that segment was hilarious..TO THE MAX!! :lol

I also liked that little foul mouthed puppet, and that fat bald guy has been cracking me up for a long time now.
 
hobbitx said:
Yeah that segment was hilarious..TO THE MAX!! :lol

I also liked that little foul mouthed puppet, and that fat bald guy has been cracking me up for a long time now.

That puppet was freakin hilarious too.

"What are you and your little headband gonna do?" :lol
 
Mrbob said:
I'm not going to let this thread die until someone captures this video....TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!

Yeah you assholes shouldn't of hyped it up like that not everybody has G4 at their everyday disposal. The one funny bit to ever appear on G4 and I miss it.
 
Well, I guess it's a good thing that that piece of shit software SageTV quit recognizing my Hauppauge 250, causing me to have to mess with the damn thing for half an hour.
 
I'm not getting anything just a blank grey area along with the heading "E3 '05 Live Day 4 - Johnny Extreme". SO close.

EDIT: I used firefox and it redirected me to the right page.
 
8/10

Very good for G4 comedy but its no Larry David writing if you know what I mean. All around a good watch they could of gotten a slightly better actor to play Johnny Extreme like Jack Black or something.
 
It's even funnier after rewatching it...

Seriously, I think we're ready for that kind of game. A game totally based on cliché and chessy ripped off special features. Viewtiful Joe was extensively movie-flavoured, that included lots of stuff borrowed from Holywood, with lots of humor. Why not do the same with something even more obvious? A extremely generic game that makes funs of generic games!
 
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