The Bafomdad bit literally had me in tears the first time I saw it. I don't know why, but Jon's style of humour really strikes a chord with me, especially his nonsensical similies:
"This guy climbs like friggin' Beach Boys on a hot summer Sunday."
"Is that a pair of starched white pants strollin' around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon?"
"Here I am, a whole year later, still trucking along like a sack of potatoes on a long open road, wishing he'd stopped for gas at the last rest stop, and then on the Interstate 12, he gets hijacked and murdered by a bunch of Quaker ghosts!"
"I mean, what if after Super Mario World Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, but upon release day, you were greeted with MARIO CITY SIMULATOR?! AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND HE'S ALL LIKE "AW FUCKIN WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? BRB, MAKIN LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!""
"You ever see a train coming, and the turn your head and see a couple having a picnic on the tracks? And they're juuuuuuust out of earshot? And they're blind? And deaf? And can't feel the rumbling? Yeah. It's a bit like that."