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July Wrasslin' |OT| All this G1 talk is making me Climax.

Beefy

Member
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Hmm... Flammable putting down a black power gif? Then saying suck it. Is Flammable is AJ ?
 

Mahonay

Banned
I didn't realize I missed the Great Balls of Fire episode of Nobodies Watching Wrestling.

Perfect description of Miz entourage Bo Dallas
"When I saw captain bandana man for the first time, literally got diarrhea."
 

Hasney

Member
Well, not an Avatar Rumble. That's too special. I'm talking like a "maybe Beefy defends his belt against 29 people" Rumble ;)

Not that I'm saying you aren't going to win against him on Sunday

Woah woah woah, what about my shot after I "luckily" enter last in the chamber? I could win the chamber and the Rumble and have a title shot against myself.
 
As of right now, Rey's in Mexico City, and Del Rio is rumored to be there too.

Today AAA is holding a press conference there announcing the card for TripleMania
 
wait they've been doing wm34 ads with let the good times roll playing over it

a song which flo rida sampled

Y'ALL READY FOR ANOTHER FLO RIDA WRESTLEMANIA THEME
 

jmdajr

Member
I didn't realize I missed the Great Balls of Fire episode of Nobodies Watching Wrestling.

Perfect description of Miz entourage Bo Dallas
"When I saw captain bandana man for the first time, literally got diarrhea."

Corey was saying something about Bo last night and made himself crack up. I don't know if it was intentional. I'm thinking no.
 

jmdajr

Member
HBK is going to be one of those guys who is clearly bald but still wears a ponytail, isnt he

He's the Bret Michaels of Wresting.

edit: Bret Michaels is the singer of cok rock band Poison, who has been bald for ages, but Rocks a bandanna and cowboy hat everywhere. Probably even sleeps in it.
 

cordy

Banned
Kofi's accolades are amazing.

- Most decorated 100% African-American in WWE history.
- Longest reigning tag team champion in WWE history.
- Most culmulative days spend as a Raw tag team champion.
- The first and only man to have held the WWE Tag Team Championship, the World Tag Team Championship, Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships.
- Only superstar to compete on all 5 Battleground ppvs.
- Known for suspending his eliminations in battle royals and Rumbles.
- Held 13 titles in the company.

Man's only 35 too, geez. I had no idea he was racking em up in silence.
 
It amazes me to no end that Willie Nelson is among the most beloved individuals in country music when he's a pot-smoking, Bernie Sanders-loving hippie communist.
 

Rhaknar

The Steam equivalent of the drunk friend who keeps offering to pay your tab all night.
CWC should have been a yearly thing instead of rolling into 205 live :(
 

Tall4Life

Member
Kofi is 35? holy shit

i thought he was way younger

I guess age doesn't really matter too much in wrestling now unless you're the AARPtaker
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Kofi's accolades are amazing.

- Most decorated 100% African-American in WWE history.
- Longest reigning tag team champion in WWE history.
- Most culmulative days spend as a Raw tag team champion.
- The first and only man to have held the WWE Tag Team Championship, the World Tag Team Championship, Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships.
- Only superstar to compete on all 5 Battleground ppvs.
- Known for suspending his eliminations in battle royals and Rumbles.
- Held 13 titles in the company.

Man's only 35 too, geez. I had no idea he was racking em up in silence.

He also once challenged Vince to a shoot fight on a plane, which Vince accepted.
 

Beefy

Member
a TRAITOR

Pfft, says you fam. You won't even join the Nation.

Kofi's accolades are amazing.

- Most decorated 100% African-American in WWE history.
- Longest reigning tag team champion in WWE history.
- Most culmulative days spend as a Raw tag team champion.
- The first and only man to have held the WWE Tag Team Championship, the World Tag Team Championship, Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships.
- Only superstar to compete on all 5 Battleground ppvs.
- Known for suspending his eliminations in battle royals and Rumbles.
- Held 13 titles in the company.

Man's only 35 too, geez. I had no idea he was racking em up in silence.

* was once a fake Jamaican. Smh
 
Kofi's accolades are amazing.

- Most decorated 100% African-American in WWE history.
- Longest reigning tag team champion in WWE history.
- Most culmulative days spend as a Raw tag team champion.
- The first and only man to have held the WWE Tag Team Championship, the World Tag Team Championship, Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships.
- Only superstar to compete on all 5 Battleground ppvs.
- Known for suspending his eliminations in battle royals and Rumbles.
- Held 13 titles in the company.

Man's only 35 too, geez. I had no idea he was racking em up in silence.
S.O.S I hear them shouting!
 

Sephzilla

Member
Kofi is 35? holy shit

i thought he was way younger

I guess age doesn't really matter too much in wrestling now unless you're the AARPtaker

Even Taker looked pretty decent until roughly WrestleMania 27 or 28, at that point he started doing the same rapid aging that Flair and Hogan did. It seems like a lot of wrestlers stay looking pretty decent up until they hit a certain marker and suddenly they go all like

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35 isn't very old.
tell that to the guys in the thread constantly saying otherwise
Pfft, says you fam. You won't even join the Nation.

well duh

why spend effort propping up a leader when i can just prop myself up?
Even Taker looked pretty decent until roughly WrestleMania 27 or 28, at that point he started doing the same rapid aging that Flair and Hogan did.
Doesn't help that he put off necessary surgeries.
 
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