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[Keyser Soze]

Of course you'll win Cena. You ALWAYS win...

I now mute Cena promos, and never feel like I miss anything

 

[Master Thespian]

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SCREAM AND SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I REALLY WANT TO WIN AND HOW MUCH INTENSITY I HAVE


JUST LIKE I DO IN EVERY

SINGLE

PROMO

THAT I DO

He's like inverse Rock and I hate it. So serious and intense by himself, nonchalant and joking when face to face with an enemy.

 

[Perro]

Jericho titantron is hilarious

 

[Professor Beef]

SAVE US HEATH SLATER

one_man.band

 

[Razorskin]

Why are there only 4 people in that match. Ugh Jericho is gonna take all the bumps

Yup.

 

[Keyser Soze]

RANDOM GUY AT TABLE SMILING AT ME

 

[Ithil]

Why are there only 4 people in that match. Ugh Jericho is gonna take all the bumps

Jericho and Kane. Cena will do an AA from the ladder or something and other than that do nothing, then win at the end because fuck you fans, you're only getting one good MITB this year.

 

[Officerrob]

RANDOM GUY AT TABLE SMILING AT ME

Best part of Raw so far

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Chances of even the smallest bumps in this match are 0, right?

 

[Ithil]

Remember when Kane was tearing your best friend Zack Ryder a third corn chute, Cena? Now you're tagging with him.

 

[Officerrob]

More Kane vs. Show for the millionth time, just what we all didn't want

 

[Ultratech]

So...outside of the opening segment, have I missed much?

Sounds like this RAW is pretty WTF-worthy so far.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Everytime Cena takes a table bump its the most awkward scared bump that he no sells 2 seconds later

 

[Ithil]

So...outside of the opening segment, have I missed much?

Sounds like this RAW is pretty WTF-worthy so far.

Literally nothing. This one reeks of massive last minute haphazard rewrites

 

[krae_man]

Yup.

I guess there's a chance Mysterio gets added to the match.

 

[Jackson50]

So...outside of the opening segment, have I missed much?

Sounds like this RAW is pretty WTF-worthy so far.

No. You've missed nothing. Well, except the exploits of master sleuth Santino Marella.

 

[Ozone]

So...outside of the opening segment, have I missed much?

Sounds like this RAW is pretty WTF-worthy so far.

Tensai pinned Christian for no reason, Santino is looking for the RAW GM, Funkasaurus killed McIntyre, we might get Cole/Lawler again tonight, and Cena will overcome the odds Sunday or something.

 

[Ithil]

I guess there's a chance Mysterio gets added to the match.

I think he's planned to return at the 1000th RAW.

 

[Ultratech]

Literally nothing. This one reeks of massive last minute haphazard rewrites

Good to know I didn't miss much then.

 

[krae_man]

Holy crap a wrestling match that lasted longer then 1 minute. Quick change the channel!

 

[krae_man]

I think he's planned to return at the 1000th RAW.

Or Gasp, The Miz. More likely: Del Rio After losing the World Title curtain Jerk. He then cashes in and walks off with CrayJ.

 

[Ithil]

Or Gasp, The Miz.

 

[Brinbe]

Same old shit

 

[truly101]

I didn't know Show could jump that high, or at all.

 

[Judderman]

"Did you see Big Show jump?!"

 

[Edgeward]

WHY MUST THEY HAVE AMNESIA EVERY TIME HE LIFTS BIG SHOW LIKE IT'S THE FIRST TIME EVER?!

 

[Jackson50]

Would you conclude this match already, please? We want Lawler vs Cole.

 

[Kaladin]

Why are Cena and Kane teaming? Has Cena finally embraced the hate?

 

[Dark Ninja]

Big Show is dying out there hes gasping for air

 

[krae_man]

Big Show is dying out there hes gasping for air

Like an out of control Bus!

Edit: LOL King, has Big Show pinned anyone with the spear?

 

[Edgeward]

Even Edge says that spear sucked.

 

[Razorskin]

Or Gasp, The Miz.

 

[Professor Beef]

You know what? Pastrami has just made my Sandwich Meat Fave Five.

 

[Ithil]

We need a good smarky crowd. I'm sick of these middling mark crowds that make barely any noise for anyone but Cena (and cheers for Cena at that).

We've not had a smark crowd at RAW in ages.

 

[Jackson50]

Big Show is dying out there hes gasping for air

The MiTB match should be lovely. He'll have numerous opportunities to rest.

 

[McNei1y]

You know what? Pastrami has just made my Sandwich Meat Fave Five.

I want some.

 

[Kaladin]

Wait, has WWE ever mentioned Fozzy before?

 

[The Frankman]

WHY WHY WHY,
WHY WHY WHY WHY...
WHY WHY WHY,
WHY...

 

[krae_man]

We need a good smarky crowd. I'm sick of these middling mark crowds that make barely any noise for anyone but Cena (and cheers for Cena at that).

We've not had a smark crowd at RAW in ages.

Next Raw in Canada isn't until Sept.

 

[truly101]

A 3rd commercial break? They have nothing tonight.

 

[Ultratech]

Big Show is dying out there hes gasping for air

Air, you say?

 

[Ithil]

Wait, has WWE ever mentioned Fozzy before?

Jericho has had a concert on RAW before.

 

[Ithil]

Air, you say?

Henry's probably the most underrated trash talker on the roster

 

[Pimpwerx]

Isn't this just a typical pre-PPV Raw? The booking always sucks for these. They don't want to get anyone hurt. PEACE.

 

[Professor Beef]

I want some.

Lemme tell you Cole, dis pastrami has been doin' WORK out there, and sooner or later, they just might defeat Salami as the king of sandwiches. Now can you dig DAT?

 

[krae_man]

Jericho has had a concert on RAW before.

Didn't he bail the last time?

 

[Diablos54]

We've had more minutes of commercials than we have ring action so far.

 

[Officerrob]

Isn't this just a typical pre-PPV Raw? The booking always sucks for these. They don't want to get anyone hurt. PEACE.

No, this is a special kind of awful

 

[SquashMatch]

I wish Impact was running head to head with Raw right now. This show sucks ass tonight.

 

[Jackson50]

Isn't this just a typical pre-PPV Raw? The booking always sucks for these. They don't want to get anyone hurt. PEACE.

No. This is especially terrible. DEUCES.