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[BeatnikGunsoo]

Lol that sketch

Ascension guy: That's not us.


Lmao this is amazing Eddie Money, grindcore slash metal.... Ascension are hilarious.


We just wanted a match on the card. Logical.



This is amazing

Bwhahaha that nod and slowly taking the Eddie Money tickets.

Breezango are the best on SD right now

Thrash metal, and yes I am that guy

 

[ramoisdead]

Well that was quick. Thank goodness.

 

[Officerrob]

Lana's finisher might legit be the only move she knows. LOL, Lana is fucking buried

 

[somedevil]

Lana's finisher might legit be the only one she knows. LOL, Lana is fucking buried

She also does Rusev finisher.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

W..what

 

[GlitchyDegree]

WWE announcer guy does not mention that Rocket League is also available on Switch.

I don't think the Switch version has released yet.

 

[Hidden One]

Lana is going to win

lol

 

[Zach]

You'll always be a draw to me

Awww. :')

Get a room!

🤔

...anymore?

Hey!

 

[Beefy]

Lana's finisher might legit be the only one she knows. LOL, Lana is fucking buried

She needs RuRu back bad

lol

Sarcasm man

 

[GunBR]

I lost the match
It was a squash?

 

[Sinatar]

Oh...

kay.

Lana is buried down in the Earth's core next to Bayley.

 

[Tom Nook]

Good. It's over.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Thrash metal, and yes I am that guy

Ha ha my bad.


Lol Lana has the least protected finisher.


And welp Lana is done.

Should never have put her in the ring.

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

So what was the point of any of the Lana stuff over the past few weeks?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Why was this a thing

 

[RedHoodedOwl]

Well, that match was pointless.

 

[The Strokes]

Clearly creative realized their mistake after the mitb match Lana had.

 

[Officerrob]

Lana needs to be put back with Rusev desperately, this was never going to work

 

[vatstep]

Wow, Lana is... really annoying

 

[TimeEffect]

I dont want to see this Sami match. We all know he's losing

And where is rusev dammitttrt

 

[Anth0ny]

the robot just said "my guest" instead of "my guest at this time"



she'll probably catch heat for that one, daddy.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Hopefully they just put her back with Rusev. She's money on the mic but just really can't wrestle.

 

[sf2fanatic]

UberTag, Aiden heard you.

 

[Beefy]

RIP English

 

[Kusagari]

I'm glad WWE seemingly realized Lana isn't ready for primetime after that PPV match.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Why was this a thing

I could definitely believe this was a rib

 

[ramoisdead]

Alright Aiden English is back.

I hope it's not another fight vs. Tye Dillinger. Uggggh Randy.

Maybe Aiden can oversell an RKO.

 

[somedevil]

Only Tye and Rowan haven't not appeared yet.

 

[Syder]

STOP BURYING AIDEN ENGLISH!

 

[Tom Nook]

Better than Samson.

Poor English.

 

[Sinatar]

Orton vs. Aiden?

Wut?

Another 10 second squash match incoming?

 

[vatstep]

"Oh my god"

 

[excelsiorlef]

Yessss Aiden English.

I fucking love this gimmick.


Awwww fuck you Randy

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

I wonder how this match is going to end.

 

[Officerrob]

I'm glad WWE seemingly realized Lana isn't ready for primetime after that PPV match.

But why did it take a PPV match to realize that? Damn near everybody here knew she had no business having that match

 

[blackaroni]

Only Tye and Rowan haven't not appeared yet.

Good. Let's keep it that way.

 

[TimeEffect]

becky is the realest woman ever.

Bless her.

Why is Orton getting another match.

 

[Hidden One]

She needs RuRu back bad



Sarcasm man

Nah just take your L

 

[Rimfya]

How big of a mark do you need to be...

https://www.johncena.com.au/tickets/

 

[excelsiorlef]

Orton vs. Aiden?

Wut?

It's Smackdown's version of Seth vs Hawkins

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Becky the best babyface in wwe right now

I could definitely believe this was a rib

Given the million and one lana has heat rumors probably

 

[Beefy]

Nah just take your L

No L here, Lana is shit and should never be in the ring

 

[somedevil]

Becky the best babyface in wwe right now


Given the million and one lana has heat rumors probably

Isn't the storyline of these Lana vs Naomi matches was she didn't earn them but was given them by Naomi.

Makes sense that she should lose that way. She is not ready for a title match.

 

[ramoisdead]

Dear lord, Randy is going to talk.

Bring Aiden back.

 

[The Strokes]

Aiden so buried he got rkod during commercial.

 

[Tom Nook]

Save us Jinder.

 

[Beefy]

Orton is dope on the mic

 

[Rimfya]

Any chance the Bollywood Boys actually get a match or are they forever fodder?

 

[excelsiorlef]

How big of a mark do you need to be...

https://www.johncena.com.au/tickets/

VIP Entry to Photo Line
One-on-One Pre-Event Photo Op with John Cena
Priority Admission to Main Event
Guaranteed Front Row(s) Seating
Exclusive Event Programme
Limited Edition Lanyard and Tour Pass
Personally Signed & Framed 8 x 10 Photo
Official Tour Poster
Official Tour Collectable
1 x Personal Item Signed (sorry, no belts)
Post-Event 30 min. Cocktail Party (Inc. Drinks & Canapés)

This is like fucking nothing and it costs $1400.

At 1400 bucks they still have restrictions? No belts? For $1400 they should be willing to tattoo Cena's signature on the paying person's body right there and then.

Omg fuck yes Kevin Owens can shill products to me any day.


Good fucking god Orton is so dull.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Ascension would totally get over with a Wayne's World gimmick