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[krae_man]

9 out of 10 huh Jerry?

10%ers.

 

[JdFoX187]

So far tonight we've had...

- Kofi lose the US title to Dolph via sleeper hold
- Barrett buried for Big Zeke; submit to the torture rack and lose the IC title (followed by 'slightly better than Ahmed' mic work from Jackson); USA chants aplenty in this match
- The Miz buried completely to Alex Riley after dominating on offense for 10 minutes
- Swagger job yet again to Evan Bourne
- The Big Show lose to Del Rio but in a way that makes neither guy look good due to Mark Henry (a Smackdown wrestler) destroying Show (a RAW wrestler) by slamming him through the Spanish announce table
- Christian lose yet another title match to Orton despite having Randy oversell a concussion for the duration; effectively screwed due to his leg being underneath the ring ropes
- Inane backstage and in-arena skits featuring a terrible Obama impersonator that ended in a Barackaroonie in the middle of the ring
- The WWE is now using Shane-O-Mac's entrance theme to hype the Money in the Bank PPV
- And now we have a John Cena match... goodie.

Punk vs. Rey wins by default even though it was the worst TV match they've had. Goodie. Let's hope that "honest" comment is building to something (apart from Punk leaving the company or yet another Cena burial).

3 more hours of WWE tomorrow night. Yawn.

Hmm...I called most of those sans Big Show winning and Riley. What's going on with Punk? Did he win or lose?

 

[UberTag]

King sure talks to a lot of kids........

It just so happens that the WWE's target demographic for ratings and Lawler's target demographic for loving has some overlap.

Hmm...I called most of those sans Big Show winning and Riley. What's going on with Punk? Did he win or lose?

He won clean. Very nice finishing sequence.

 

[Plywood]

Hmm...I called most of those sans Big Show winning and Riley. What's going on with Punk? Did he win or lose?

Punk...








wait for it....








won.

 

[The Frankman]

Why does Truth look so confused?

LOL DANCING.

 

[shwimpy]

What was that?! :lol

 

[El Pescado]

That was the AWESOMEST leg drop EVER.

 

[Branson]

What was that?! :lol

Vintage Truth.

 

[Chopper]

Why does Truth look so confused?

LOL DANCING.

Because he's in the main event of a PPV and isn't being booed out the building...?

 

[spindashing]

Hulk Hogan looking mad right about now.

Karma will collect, Terry...

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Why does Truth look so confused?

he's actually wrestling John Cena after 10 PM on a PPV.

I'd be confused too.

 

[The Frankman]

LIE DETECTOR

 

[krae_man]

Lie Detector has been lowered to crap status.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Why does Truth look so confused?

LOL DANCING.

The guy has worked for a long time and hes finally in the main event for the title
probably nervous

 

[JdFoX187]

Punk...








wait for it....








won.

Holy shit, PPV redeemed!

 

[spindashing]

BOOKER LMFAO

 

[Samara]

Wow, is that referee serious??? Slow as hell.

 

[The Frankman]

This motherfucker is talking to himself...

on a PPV...

for the World Title...

SHAZAM!!!

 

[Chopper]

Lie detector has been lowered to crap status.

I'm so pleased. I was literally insulted when he would successfully use it as a finisher

 

[UberTag]

Apart from heeling it up against Jerry & Booker, Cole's commentary consists entirely of borrowing entirely from Striker's "Hey, this guy went to this school and has been wrestling for this long" schtick and Vintage Vinny Mac "1-2-We have a new champio-oh no he kicked out".

Meanwhile Josh Mathews is doing nothing in the back.

 

[Ultratech]

haha R-Truth mocking Cena

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I don't think I've ever seen another wrestler who sells like HBK at the start of a match, and Hogan by the end.

 

[krae_man]

I'm so pleased. I was literally insulted when he would successfully use it as a finisher

I never understood how spinning after you hit it made the move more powerful.

 

[The Frankman]

Well Cena is dead.

Is it me or are these pin counts very slow?

I never understood how spinning after you hit it made the move more powerful.

TORQUE!

 

[sumo390]

I don't think I've ever seen another wrestler who sells like HBK at the start of a match, and Hogan by the end.

And more world titles than both of them combined! (seems like it)

 

[Net_Wrecker]

:LOL @ Cole quietly snorting after his corny joke.

 

[ZeroRay]

lol King dissing the WWE clothesline.

 

[The Frankman]

These are some SLOWASS counts. Conspiracy angle?

 

[Plywood]

Is it me or are these pin counts very slow?

C-O-N-SPIRACY!

 

[Branson]

Lmao, did cena just lock truths feet

 

[sumo390]

Wow Cena looks like he's getting worked. He's going to make some crazy comeback to get back in this...but that's unlikely.

The odds are too high, a Cena win is impossible.

 

[kassatsu]

wtf did booker just say? leskittlemently

 

[ZeroRay]

Wow Cena looks like he's getting worked. He's going to make some crazy comeback to get back in this...but that's unlikely.

The weaker Cena looks, the faster his comeback is.

 

[krae_man]

I could almost here John calling the spot there.

 

[IsayFever]

Probably counting slowly because he doesn't want to give the impression that R Truth is going to win this. When Cena goes SSJ and pins him after doing 1-3 moves he'll count fasther than the speed of sound

 

[Ultratech]

These are some SLOWASS counts. Conspiracy angle?

Watch R-Truth actually have the match won only for the ref to withhold the 3 count.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

lol King dissing the WWE clothesline.

I think he meant a real clothesline.

Like, the one you hang clothes on.

 

[The Frankman]

I could almost here John calling the spot there.

You think Truth knows how?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I could almost here John calling the spot there.

Me too. I heard "Suplex"

Cue Undertaker grabbing HBK's neck.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

I'm not watching but I'm seeing complaints about slow counts. Is the referee Scott Armstrong?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Shoulderblock! Shoulderblock!

 

[ZeroRay]

I think he meant a real clothesline.

Like, the one you hang clothes on.

Oh.

I wasn't really paying attention then.

 

[The Frankman]

SECOND WYND

 

[Ultratech]

Crap, Cena just went SSJ.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THE WILD SWING AFTER THE SECOND SHOULDERBLOCK?

FFS.

 

[spindashing]

LEVEL 3 X-FACTOR

 

[Chopper]

Five Knuckle Shuffle MISSED! It always misses!!

 

[sumo390]

That should be a finisher

 

[UberTag]

I'm not watching but I'm seeing complaints about slow counts. Is the referee Scott Armstrong?

Of course it is.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

DUDE THEY'RE CALLING SPOTS STUPIDLY LOUD :lol