June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.

Cole said Vickie overturned Johnny Ace's decree of no Clay on RAW. I don't know why they decreed it in the first place.

Big Show, Vader did the Vader Bomb like Vader normally does the Vader Bomb just a few weeks ago. Yours looks like shit in comparison.
THIS STUPID COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Because kids like him because he never gives up. It's a lesson that fits well with their condition. There's lots to critique Cena about, but his charity work isn't one of them. Let the kids have their hero, dude.

If this was the attitude era, Big Johnny would have had segments trying to match Cena's record.

Hilarity would ensue.
 
So 20 years from now?

If that's what it takes.
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So you're quitting WWE forever?

Cena will retire wrestling and replace Lawler on the commentary.

2025 - A retired Bryan is play-by-play, John Cena is colour.

"Ah, Flair comes back off the ropes with a clothesline, Hall of Famer Ricky Steamboat Jnr. goes down, back up right into a-"

"AWWW HELL, WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY IN HEEE-YA! FLAIR IS SOME FAT LOOO-WHOOOO-SERRRR! NEVER GIVE UP YOUR MONEY TO ANYONE BUT THE HEAD OF VINCE MACMAHON IN A JAR! BUY TICKETS TO HELL IN A CELL ONLINE RIGHT NOW!"
 
My only wish if Brock returns is that he starts shooting and beats the shit out of HHH.

Otherwise, please no show your contract.
 
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