Well I'm Cherokee and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to destroy you now Beefers.
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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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Well I'm Cherokee and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to destroy you now Beefers.
Professor Beef
Banned
Pfft, they'd just kick out because they didn't Active Reload beforehand.
Nocturnowl
Member
Bloody hell, i'll make sure not to get on your bad side then. I'll take the heel turn in the long forgotten Beef and Owl connection if I have to, a noble sacrifice to save wrasslegaf from
Mortal Kombat
I wonder if they'll ever allow guns in wrestling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2EepsGISo
Cena is a pioneer.
It'd be better if he was actually shooting at HHH.
Good Ol' Brian Pillman did this better. But Austin no sold those bullets.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Cena vs. Punk Gun on a pole match.
WM 30 Main Event
WM 30 Main Event
I'm pretty sure Cena getting shot would go down like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMa8e6VhnTs&t=24s
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
KOG I posted a Cog for you
I can picture the title for the porn-parody movie.
Wrestlemania XXX: Cena vs Punk - Gone on a Pole.
British Monsoon
Member
Seriously. I know it was a big title match and they wanted to make it special, but they just did so much shit, the crowd totally didn't care by the end. Here's the last 3 minutes;
- Sami hits a powerbomb off the top, through a garbage can across two chairs - Drake kicks out.
- Sami hits a backdrop driver onto the garbage can - Drake kicks out.
- Sami lays drake on some chairs and the garbage can, goes to the top, Drake gets up, Superplexes Sami onto the pile - Sami kicks out.
- Drake goes for Drakes Landing, but Sami counters and hits a backdrop driver on thumbtacks - Drake kicks out.
- Drake catches Sami, hits Drakes Landing onto thumbtacks - Sami kicks out.
- Drake goes for it again, Sami counters and hits Drakes Landing himself onto thumbtacks - Drake kicks out.
- Drake hits Drakes Landing onto a chair - Sami kicks out.
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Drake hits a Michinoku Driver onto thumbtacks
KOG said:I wonder if they'll ever allow guns in wrestling.
I think that 'Urban Wrestling Federation' Homicide signed for had an angle where one of the wrestlers pulled a gun at a show, or something.
*edit, here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9JQ61CpiEk
Nocturnowl
Member
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Guys Cena overcame getting stabbed in the Kidney.
By Jesús. You know, Jesús?
By Jesús. You know, Jesús?
DKehoe
Member
The reviews for these shows on the Bryan & Vinny show are great. If I remember right guys have been shot and killed off in storylines.
Wow that's something. I almost forgot about that Urban Wrestling show.
teehee 1:22
wow that freaks me out.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
http://www.twnpnews.com/2012/06/former-diva-responds-to-john-cena-accusations/
Have no clue how reliable this site is. But it's Victoria responding to the Kenny "another diva fucked Cena" thing.
Have no clue how reliable this site is. But it's Victoria responding to the Kenny "another diva fucked Cena" thing.
cr_blah_blah
Member
I hope they bring back Miss Kitty next week as a divas legend.
Lesnar is supposed to be on next week, so then why not have Sable slap Heath Slater?
British Monsoon
Member
So, Insane Clown Posse's new album 'The Mighty Death Pop!' comes out in August, and it seems the first single is going to be titled 'Chris Benoit' - there will be a video too. Here's a description of the song's lyrical themes;
"It will be about the mental breakdown based off of Chris Benoit, snapping in a loss of sanity in a moment of panic."
"It will be about the mental breakdown based off of Chris Benoit, snapping in a loss of sanity in a moment of panic."
BoboBrazil
Member
Lesnar isn't going to be there in person.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
ChampionSHIT Wrestling!
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Yeah I saw Carlito holding a beer during his entrance during some ICP thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHnEtlJbtU
Uh somewhere in here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHnEtlJbtU
Uh somewhere in here
Professor Beef
Banned
Conrad Link
Member
Maybe at one point when the roster accepts to work with the Ryback since right now they don't want to work with him and that's why no-name jobbers are used each week.
bean breath
Member
I wonder how much they get paid.
Yes, on the 1000th RAW, but after Ryback squashes Slater, he takes the mic and yells out "FEED ME MORE".
Music hits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9JNRhk9qxI
Ryback gets squashed.
Skiptastic
Member
Except they mentioned it right at the beginning of the broadcast...
Yeah, I never liked "Big Red Monster." Hell, the whole "monster" thing is too childish.
Conrad Link
Member
Every time they say Big Red Monster it sounds weird to me cause I think Big Red Machine in my head then they say Monster and I'm like oh.
Uh oh...But...but...I call Ithil the monster :\
I think it has to do with trademark issues. Big Red Machine is traditionally associated with the old Cincinnati Reds team, so they probably wanted to be able to trademark Big Red Monster. Booker is the only one that still calls him Big Red Machine, but that's probably cause he didn't get the memo.
Professor Beef
Banned
It's still better than when they used to call him the Big Red Retard.
You're a jobber, Ithil! You ride around on a bike, while I have a Soul Train for all of my Soul Mates!
SOUNDS LIKE THESE TWO NEED TO GO ONE ON ONE IN A HARDCORE MATCH, THIS MONDAY on WTF's Monday night show.
I'll bomb that train! Then we'll see who the real monster is.