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[G-Fex]

Yes. As a matter of fact, we always turn heel when things don't go our way. We make sure to channel our spirit guides to help smite our foes with their greatest weaknesses. Did you see the sequel to the Mortal Kombat live-action movie with the shitty CGI Animalities? That was closer to the truth than you might think.


Oglala-Sioux. I'll use my Spirit Monsters deck...provided that they're not as bad as when they debuted.

Well I'm Cherokee and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to destroy you now Beefers.

 

[Professor Beef]

Vetebreaker on a chair....and he kicked out....

That's just ridunk. You might as well use shotguns at that point.

Pfft, they'd just kick out because they didn't Active Reload beforehand.

 

[G-Fex]

I wonder if they'll ever allow guns in wrestling.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Yes. As a matter of fact, we always turn heel when things don't go our way. We make sure to channel our spirit guides to help smite our foes with their greatest weaknesses. Did you see the sequel to the Mortal Kombat live-action movie with the shitty CGI Animalities? That was closer to the truth than you might think.

Bloody hell, i'll make sure not to get on your bad side then. I'll take the heel turn in the long forgotten Beef and Owl connection if I have to, a noble sacrifice to save wrasslegaf from

Spoiler

Mortal Kombat

Annihilation.

 

[Kyoufu]

I wonder if they'll ever allow guns in wrestling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2EepsGISo

Cena is a pioneer.

 

[G-Fex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2EepsGISo

Cena is a pioneer.

It'd be better if he was actually shooting at HHH.

Good Ol' Brian Pillman did this better. But Austin no sold those bullets.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Cena vs. Punk Gun on a pole match.

WM 30 Main Event

 

[G-Fex]

Cena vs. Punk Gun on a pole match.

WM 30 Main Event

I'm pretty sure Cena getting shot would go down like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMa8e6VhnTs&t=24s

 

[A Pretty Panda]

KOG I posted a Cog for you

 

[G-Fex]

But I'm not from the machine empire.

Even though I liked the prince's girlfriend, man she was hot.

 

[Khrno]

Cena vs. Punk Gun on a pole match.

WM 30 Main Event

I can picture the title for the porn-parody movie.

Wrestlemania XXX: Cena vs Punk - Gone on a Pole.

 

[British Monsoon]

Vetebreaker on a chair....and he kicked out....

That's just ridunk. You might as well use shotguns at that point.

Seriously. I know it was a big title match and they wanted to make it special, but they just did so much shit, the crowd totally didn't care by the end. Here's the last 3 minutes;

- Sami hits a powerbomb off the top, through a garbage can across two chairs - Drake kicks out.
- Sami hits a backdrop driver onto the garbage can - Drake kicks out.
- Sami lays drake on some chairs and the garbage can, goes to the top, Drake gets up, Superplexes Sami onto the pile - Sami kicks out.
- Drake goes for Drakes Landing, but Sami counters and hits a backdrop driver on thumbtacks - Drake kicks out.
- Drake catches Sami, hits Drakes Landing onto thumbtacks - Sami kicks out.
- Drake goes for it again, Sami counters and hits Drakes Landing himself onto thumbtacks - Drake kicks out.
- Drake hits Drakes Landing onto a chair - Sami kicks out.
-

Spoiler

Drake hits a Michinoku Driver onto thumbtacks

for the win. FINALLY.

I wonder if they'll ever allow guns in wrestling.

I think that 'Urban Wrestling Federation' Homicide signed for had an angle where one of the wrestlers pulled a gun at a show, or something.

*edit, here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9JQ61CpiEk

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'm pretty sure Cena getting shot would go down like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMa8e6VhnTs&t=24s

Oh that's good, but i'm not sure Cena would even fall over. Here's my take on how it goes down.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Guys Cena overcame getting stabbed in the Kidney.

By Jesús. You know, Jesús?

 

[DKehoe]

I think that 'Urban Wrestling Federation' Homicide signed for had an angle where one of the wrestlers pulled a gun at a show, or something.

*edit, here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9JQ61CpiEk

The reviews for these shows on the Bryan & Vinny show are great. If I remember right guys have been shot and killed off in storylines.

 

[G-Fex]

I think that 'Urban Wrestling Federation' Homicide signed for had an angle where one of the wrestlers pulled a gun at a show, or something.

*edit, here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9JQ61CpiEk

Wow that's something. I almost forgot about that Urban Wrestling show.

teehee 1:22

Oh that's good, but i'm not sure Cena would even fall over. Here's my take on how it goes down.

wow that freaks me out.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

http://www.twnpnews.com/2012/06/former-diva-responds-to-john-cena-accusations/

Have no clue how reliable this site is. But it's Victoria responding to the Kenny "another diva fucked Cena" thing.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I hope they bring back Miss Kitty next week as a divas legend.

 

[Khrno]

I hope they bring back Miss Kitty next week as a divas legend.

Lesnar is supposed to be on next week, so then why not have Sable slap Heath Slater?

 

[G-Fex]

Lesnar is supposed to be on next week, so then why not have Sable slap Heath Slater?

Sable?

Yeah she'll Sable bomb Slater

 

[British Monsoon]

So, Insane Clown Posse's new album 'The Mighty Death Pop!' comes out in August, and it seems the first single is going to be titled 'Chris Benoit' - there will be a video too. Here's a description of the song's lyrical themes;

"It will be about the mental breakdown based off of Chris Benoit, snapping in a loss of sanity in a moment of panic."

 

[G-Fex]

ICP is quite possibly the worst thing associated with wrestling, even far beyond Perez Hilton.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Lesnar is supposed to be on next week, so then why not have Sable slap Heath Slater?

Lesnar isn't going to be there in person.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

ChampionSHIT Wrestling!

 

[DKehoe]

ICP is quite possibly the worst thing associated with wrestling, even far beyond Perez Hilton.

In defense of ICP (....oh dear) they are meant to treat the wrestlers they work with really, really well.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Yeah I saw Carlito holding a beer during his entrance during some ICP thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHnEtlJbtU

Uh somewhere in here

 

[Professor Beef]

ICP is quite possibly the worst thing associated with wrestling, even far beyond Perez Hilton.

They're pretty bad, but from when it comes to wrestling matters, everyone says they're better promoters than most people.

 

[G-Fex]

In defense of ICP (....oh dear) they are meant to treat the wrestlers they work with really, really well.

They're pretty bad, but from when it comes to wrestling matters, everyone says they're better promoters than most people.

ugh.

 

[DKehoe]

ugh.

They aren't Ian Rotten.

But yeh, them doing a song about Benoit is pretty shitty.

 

[bean breath]

http://marvel.com/news/story/18945/...books&utm_medium=rss&utm_content=story-18945&

 

[Conrad Link]

In honour of my Dad's birthday today, I just wanted to say.

I love you pop.

 

[Khrno]

http://marvel.com/news/story/18945/...books&utm_medium=rss&utm_content=story-18945&

 

[bangai-o]

is there really going to be a Heath Slater vs Goldberg match?

 

[Khrno]

is there really going to be a Heath Slater vs Ryback match?

Maybe at one point when the roster accepts to work with the Ryback since right now they don't want to work with him and that's why no-name jobbers are used each week.

 

[bean breath]

Maybe at one point when the roster accepts to work with the Ryback since right now they don't want to work with him and that's why no-name jobbers are used each week.

I wonder how much they get paid.

 

[Razorskin]

is there really going to be a Heath Slater vs Ryback match?

Yes, on the 1000th RAW, but after Ryback squashes Slater, he takes the mic and yells out "FEED ME MORE".
Music hits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9JNRhk9qxI
Ryback gets squashed.

 

[Skiptastic]

This past Monday on the WWE Raw Supershow, Vince McMahon made the call not to mention Fort Wayne, which is the city Raw was taped in. If Vince doesn't think the city sounds big league enough, the name of the city is banned. A few weeks back when Smackdown was in Columbia, SC, he made the same call.


LOL

Except they mentioned it right at the beginning of the broadcast...

 

[jobber]

I'm 99% sure than Ryback is going undefeated until Wrestlemania where he faces Undertaker.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Big Red Monster = PG Kane

Big Red Machine = Badass Kane

Was always awesome to hear JR and King (back in the day) when they hyped up Kane, nowadays King is a total prick of a commentator

Yeah, I never liked "Big Red Monster." Hell, the whole "monster" thing is too childish.

 

[Conrad Link]

Every time they say Big Red Monster it sounds weird to me cause I think Big Red Machine in my head then they say Monster and I'm like oh.

 

[G-Fex]

Yeah, I never liked "Big Red Monster" Hell, the whole "monster" thing is too childish.

Uh oh...But...but...I call Ithil the monster :\

 

[SoulPlaya]

Every time they say Big Red Monster it sounds weird to me cause I think Big Red Machine in my head then they say Monster and I'm like oh.

I think it has to do with trademark issues. Big Red Machine is traditionally associated with the old Cincinnati Reds team, so they probably wanted to be able to trademark Big Red Monster. Booker is the only one that still calls him Big Red Machine, but that's probably cause he didn't get the memo.

 

[Professor Beef]

Every time they say Big Red Monster it sounds weird to me cause I think Big Red Machine in my head then they say Monster and I'm like oh.

It's still better than when they used to call him the Big Red Retard.

 

[Ithil]

Uh oh...But...but...I call Ithil the monster :\

He's just jealous of my master monsterdom. He could never be a monster like me, so he seeks to tear down the very concept of monsters.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Uh oh...But...but...I call Ithil the monster :\

Just call him "The Jobber."

 

[DMczaf]

http://marvel.com/news/story/18945/...books&utm_medium=rss&utm_content=story-18945&

 

[SoulPlaya]

He's just jealous of my master monsterdom. He could never be a monster like me, so he seeks to tear down the very concept of monsters.

You're a jobber, Ithil! You ride around on a bike, while I have a Soul Train for all of my Soul Mates!

 

[RBH]

Key Club?


*looks it up*



Ah.

 

[G-Fex]

He's just jealous of my master monsterdom. He could never be a monster like me, so he seeks to tear down the very concept of monsters.

Just call him "The Jobber."

SOUNDS LIKE THESE TWO NEED TO GO ONE ON ONE IN A HARDCORE MATCH, THIS MONDAY on WTF's Monday night show.

 

[Ithil]

You're a jobber, Ithil! You ride around on a bike, while I have a Soul Train for all of my Soul Mates!

I'll bomb that train! Then we'll see who the real monster is.