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[Jag]

He'll be out in time for Heat-Lakers.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Justin Bieber rampage may have al-Qaeda links, terrorism analysts warn

Spoiler

It's satirical

 

[Majmun]

Poor girl.

 

[statham]

Poor girl.

lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxYwdk1b1Ds

 

[Tugatrix]

fast learner

 

[ezekial45]

Poor girl.

Ouch.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Poor girl.

wow

 

[Savitar]

It's good that he knows his role in prison.

 

[RPGCrazied]

$2,500 fine, lol, that will show him. Basically a slap on the wrist.

Told you.

 

[Szu]

Looks better without makeup.

 

[Touchdown]

 

[Piggus]

I can't wait until this little fuck has his immigration status revoked and gets deported back to Canada. Only a matter of time. Pissing in a cleaning bucket is one thing but endangering lives by drunk driving is another.

 

[Damaniel]

At the rate his behavior is spiraling out of control, he may not live long enough to join the 27 Club (which is pretty much what I expected of him anyway). That boy needs to grow up, and soon.

 

[wedward]

It's good that he knows his role in prison.

Because nobody likes the person this becomes acceptable?

 

[ivysaur12]

It's good that he knows his role in prison.

Prison rape! Hilarious!

 

[Rebel Leader]

linkylink

Well then... Finally happened. Don't think he'll learn his lesson though. Smh.

 

[Touchdown]

Because nobody likes the person this becomes acceptable?

they all just jelly.

 

[Takuan]

Drake wishes he was hard like Justin

 

[Majmun]

Spoiler

Fake, though

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Prison rape! Hilarious!

Hilarious is generous, but it got a chuckle out of me.

 

[ezekial45]

Did they release him yet?

 

[statham]

I love that #DeportBieber is trending above #freebieber

 

[dose]

$2,500 fine, lol, that will show him. Basically a slap on the wrist.

Told you.

Eh? The $2500 is his bail, nothing to do with a fine.

 

[wedward]

they all just jelly.

Are you trying to miss the point?

Hilarious is generous, but it got a chuckle out of me.

Why is that funny? If it were a girl would you think its funny?

 

[R10Neymarfan]

This kid deserves a spot in the black community. My goodness, so hard now.

Bieber worthy join us Bieber and you can stay in my room

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Are you trying to miss the point?



Why is that funny? If it were a girl would you think its funny?

It's a joke and he's not actually going to prison. Get a grip. You're doing the one thing you're not supposed to do with a joke: taking it seriously.

 

[FinalStageBoss]

Can't stand people who drive drunk. Fuck this guy. He's going to end up killing somebody, not that it'll matter since he's a celeb. They're above the law.

 

[wedward]

It's a joke and he's not actually going to prison. Get a grip. You're doing the one thing you're not supposed to do with a joke: taking it seriously.

Rape is funny. I get it.

 

[Szu]

I can't wait until this little fuck has his immigration status revoked and gets deported back to Canada. Only a matter of time. Pissing in a cleaning bucket is one thing but endangering lives by drunk driving is another.

 

[weepy]

What is wrong with this kid (don't know why I'm calling this guy a kid, he's only 6 years younger than me)? He has the world by the ass and he's fucking everything up by being reckless. He's young, talented, rich, has a huge fanbase and he's just acting like an asshole for the past 3 years. Why? Because he can? I just don't get it. I'm not hatin' on him, i'm just curious.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Rape is funny. I get it.

If you make the right joke.

 

[RedShift]

Sick that you can drink drive and get away with such a tiny sentence fine. He could easily have killed someone.

He's at least going to lose his driving licence right? Or will it be forgiven on account of severe Affluenza?

 

[spindashing]

This kid deserves a spot in the black community.

hell no

 

[Doc Holliday]

Lol Jesus some of you guys are way too sensitive. Do yourself a favor and never watch a stand up show.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Rape is funny. I get it.

You can always ignore such posts. It's the mod's job to decide what's acceptable or not.

 

[TheJLC]

Sick that you can drink drive and get away with such a tiny sentence fine. He could easily have killed someone.

He's at least going to lose his driving licence right? Or will it be forgiven on account of severe Affluenza?

Usually one DUI isn't enough to lose your license.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

they all just jelly.

Nice avatar

Spoiler

I laughed

 

[ezekial45]

And he's outta there.

Justin Bieber Posts $2,500 Bail, Leaves Miami Jail

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/justin-bieber-posts-2500-bail-673542

 

[RedShift]

Usually one DUI isn't enough to lose your license.

WTF? Why the hell not?

That shit needs to be stricter. Here in the UK I think you pretty much always get at least a 12 month ban if you're caught.

Driving or attempting to drive while above the legal limit or unfit through drink

You may get:

• 6 months’ imprisonment
• up to £5,000 fine
• a driving ban for at least 1 year (3 years if convicted twice in 10 years)

 

[andycapps]

What is wrong with this kid (don't know why I'm calling this guy a kid, he's only 6 years younger than me)? He has the world by the ass and he's fucking everything up by being reckless. He's young, talented, rich, has a huge fanbase and he's just acting like an asshole for the past 3 years. Why? Because he can? I just don't get it. I'm not hatin' on him, i'm just curious.

He hasn't really experienced anything other than having lots of money and success. He grew up with a single mom, but he hit big time before he was even old enough to work a job or learn anything about finances, hard work, etc. Essentially, he's spoiled.

 

[Queen of Hunting]

will this guy ever get prison the shit hes been doing recently a normal person would be fucking in prison for few years. one thing i hate about this world if your a celebrity you can get away with far much more because you have this status and people believe u cant be that (ian being a paedophile) or getting away with anything (justin)

 

[Vilix]

fast learner

LOL!

 

[Kreed]

Charlamagne justified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flLyVeLd0VA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulr0calgLfQ

 

[strobogo]

will this guy ever get prison the shit hes been doing recently a normal person would be fucking in prison for few years. one thing i hate about this world if your a celebrity you can get away with far much more because you have this status and people believe u cant be that (ian being a paedophile) or getting away with anything (justin)

What has he done to get an immediate prison sentence? You don't just get thrown in prison in the US on first offense unless your first offense is murder or you are black.

 

[Savitar]

One of the more bewildering details in this is his father helped block off the street to race.

And yeah he was with the kid the whole night, he seems like he usually is.

Didn't realize how young his parents were, his father is only 38.

 

[jstripes]

Justin Bieber and Rob Ford should get together and throw a giant party. It would be the most amazing party of all time!

 

[SaintZ]

Justin Bieber -- My Mom Gives Me Drugs

Justin Bieber just ratted on one of his drug suppliers to police -- telling cops, HIS MOM is the one who gave him the prescription medication he took shortly before his DUI arrest.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, cops grilled Bieber on what substances he had ingested before his arrest ... and the singer admitted he was under the influence of Rx meds, alcohol, and weed.

When asked what kind of Rx meds, we're told Bieber said anti-anxiety (such as Xanax) but he wasn't sure exactly what kind ... because he just takes whatever his mom Pattie gives him.

It's unclear if he has his own prescriptions for the drugs -- and his mom just handles them -- or if he's using his mom's prescriptions ... which would be illegal. If Bieber does have a valid prescription , the presence of the substance in his system probably won't be held against him.

As we reported, when police raided Bieber's house following the infamous egg attack, they found Xanax pills in the home ... so it all syncs up.
As we reported, Bieber also allegedly had a blood alcohol level of .04 ... and that will definitely come back to bite him in the ass.

We've reached out to Bieber's mom ... so far, no comment.

Lmao, this gets messier by the second.

 

[MYE]

At first I thought that was a very tanned, gangsta style Cristiano Ronaldo on the left

 

[cafemomo]

Police report!
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0123_bieber_police_report.pdf

How does he have a state of georgia license?

And they also they put down the teeth color?

 

[Agnostic]

Justin Bieber -- My Mom Gives Me Drugs

Lmao, this gets messier by the second.

Was it confirmed that his father was with him and helped block the road for the drag race? It popped on Twitter but I haven't seen something reliable.