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[Frolow]

According to his twitter account at least.

My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring

https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/415683404462436352


Probably a prank or something, but the reactions are still gold.

 

[Salsa]

he tweeted "lol" after it, waited like a minute and then deleted it

so yeah

what an asshole for playing like that tho, lmao

just trying to keep at the top of the social network charts after a few actually important people died and got that spot and whatnot.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Just not retiring from being the world's biggest attention whore.

 

[aHebrewMenagerie]

Lol if only. The world would literally be better if he never existed.

 

[amnesiac]

if only

 

[wenis]

dude could if he wanted.... like. this would solve all the emotional issues a lot of people on GAF and the internet have at large about this kid.

he just disappears, with all his money. fucks whores for awhile, cleans his shit up and settles down and is happier than anyone else till the end of his days.

but he wont, but he could.

 

[The BS Police]

 

[Madness]

Would have proved God exists and that Christmas miracles still happen if it was true lol.

 

[Acorn]

He needs to go ly dow.

 

[Derrick01]

Way to almost make me believe in christmas for a minute there.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

He needs to go ly dow.

Basically. He's just drunk or high.

The Beibs retiring? Nope.. Maybe in 60 years

 

[Shamrock7r]

Originally I thought it was due to the fact that girl killed herself after Beiber told her she looked like a beach whale at that party

 

[Loxley]

Yeah, like hell.

 

[Can Crusher]

I almost became a belieber.

 

[Phire Phox]

LOL. Fat Chance.

 

[Twio]

It's a Christmas Miracle.

 

[Crayons]

In a few minutes: "just kidding I'll never retire <3"

 

[User 100115]

This was going around a few days ago and turned out to be a prank. Is it going on again or is it old news?

 

[Tabby]

That's my Christmas made.

 

[Adrian121]

Im laughing at how crazy his fans are going on Twitter.

 

[Nibel]

Probably just one of his prostitutes sending fake tweets from his phone while he's sleeping

 

[Jarmel]

It's a Christmas miracle.

 

[Arkos]

Nvm

 

[Laconic]

He's just retiring from music, so he can get into acting.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Originally I thought it was due to the fact that girl killed herself after Beiber told her she looked like a beach whale at that party

...An incident created by a joke news site, fwiw.

 

[bengraven]

The kid's been a total douchebag lately.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

Just not retiring from being the world's biggest attention whore.

It works. Everything he does gets a GAF thread.

 

[MikeHattsu]

This was going around a few days ago and turned out to be a prank. Is it going on again or is it old news?

Must be going on again since the tweet is from 40 minutes ago.

 

[Twio]

He has a fucking movie coming out tomorrow, :lol.

These celebrities don't even try to make PR Stunts seemingly realistic anymore.

 

[TheSinkingKnight]

I can sense a crazy meltdown incoming.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

If only it were true.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

It's a Christmas miracle.

:lol

Spoiler

10/10

 

[Spaghetti]

i'd like to retire him

Spoiler

blade runner style

 

[User 100115]

Must be going on again since the tweet is from 40 minutes ago.

Huh. I remember tumblr talking about it, specifically because of the epic use of this gif.

"Bieber retiring was a prank! "

 

[Fusebox]

Thanks for the Beiber update GAF, be sure to keep me posted on any more amazing developments in the career of this talented musician who clearly deserves all the attention we give him.

 

[Cloudy]

Seems like he meant he was retiring to bed. Dude released an album yesterday lol

 

[JohnDoe]

GAFs Christmas present

 

[Tashi]

He's high as fuck.

 

[Monocle]

Constant attention trolling and naked contempt for his fans. What's not to love?

 

[ShadowElliot]

A) Justin Beiber's Retiring
B) PR Stunt for new movie coming out tomorrow.
C) Fans will watch movie.
D) Movie makes billions.
E) ???
F) Justin Beiber "comes back" from retirement for his fans.
G) Movie makes more billions.
H) Justin Beiber will have new movies coming yearly.
I) Profit.

 

[Twio]

The dream is dead.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Yeah he didn't mean it

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Jay Z retired once too.

 

[Arkos]

:') It's so beautifully eloquent and true, those things that he says.

 

[Salsa]

Yeah he didn't mean it

has there ever been a clearer example of attention whoring

 

[Talon]

Weird stat of the day: Justin Bieber has more twitter followers than there are Jewish people.

...

 

[The One and Done™]

Lol what a piece of shit. I'll never forgive him for that Anne Frank nonsense

 

[Plywood]

Should've waited until Christmas at least, still gold.

 

[Frolow]

Yeah he didn't mean it

On a scale of 1-10 marijuanas, how high do you think he is right now?

 

[CarbonRevenge]

On a scale of 1-10 marijuanas, how high do you think he is right now?

About at a Bob Marley level. So well off that 10 marijuana scale.