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[Winterfang]

apparently he does, hence the tweet in the OP

Did you read the OP?

The OP just says "I'm retiring" and the OP stating that it's obviously just a prank.

 

[Azuran]

Yeah talent excuses nothing. Everyone has some trivial talent or another. BFD. An asshole is an asshole.

Still don't see why people care so much about that. Show business is full of assholes, and most people easily ignore their personal lives if they're talented enough. At the end of the day, most only care about what they're paid to do.

 

[CountBlack]

if true

YASSS

 

[WorldStar]

if true

YASSS

Bieber said this was a prank during big boy in the morning on power 106

.

 

[The Lamp]

Lol if only. The world would literally be better if he never existed.

Stop misusing the word 'literally'.

And yeah Bieber is joking.

 

[jaydogg691]

I think he spelled rehabbing wrong.

Stupid auto correct.

 

[kudoboi]

He's been releasing a new single every monday for the past....bunch of weeks.

Weird.

its a new trend. lady gaga, ariana grande and eminem did this too.

 

[Vagabundo]

Yeah he didn't mean it

Chilling words from the worlds no.1 psychopath.

 

[Blearth]

Stay jelly, haters.

Bieber da God.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

He has some smart PR team working for him overtime on Christmas Day.

He'll be back. Not hating on Bieber, just stating the fact.

 

[krypt0nian]

Bieber stans are right terrifying. Especially the ones that post on GAF.

 

[FreeMufasa]

U nerds stay hating. Just no that bieber will fuck more girls and make more money than all of u manz combined + your descendants

 

[not_so_special]

U nerds stay hating. Just no that bieber will fuck more girls and make more money than all of u manz combined + your descendants

everytime a someone make this comment i cringe...come on dude grow up

 

[Unparalleled_Mediocrity]

After just finding out that a girl committed suicide due to his insults about her weight then he deserves the hate and then some.

Word of advice, don't belieb everything you read on the internet

 

[strafer]

dude can retire 50 times with the amount of money he has

 

[Quackula]

he once pissed in a mop bucket

i use mop buckets

what a jerk

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bieb gonna Bieb.

Are you fucking kidding me

 

[OriginalThinking]

Lol what a piece of shit. I'll never forgive him for that Anne Frank nonsense

Yes, it was a monstrous thing to do clearly and no amount of potential future contrition could ever warrant forgiveness..

Spoiler

Seriously? He's a naieve and somewhat egotistical young man surrounded by YES men. But he's not past some kind of future self realisation. It's not like he actually did anyone physical harm in this example..

 

[Gemüsepizza]

U nerds stay hating. Just no that bieber will fuck more girls and make more money than all of u manz combined + your descendants

No.

 

[a secret-boss]

being attractive as a curse

 

[ta9qi]

if this can happen, then wii u can be saved too

 

[kudoboi]

Are you fucking kidding me

it actually happened.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...great-wall-china-bodyguards-article-1.1472729

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Time to go from being a celeb to an ex-celeb/drug addict

 

[NullPointer]

I just want him to hook up with Miley Cyrus so we could see the two of them give birth to themselves.

 

[Travis Touchdown]

Bieb gonna Bieb.

This is somehow hilarious.

 

[Cotton McKnight]

Came in to read about how he was in despair about his life being so crappy or majorly boohoo I make too much money whining, but just a kid that hates (or does not respect) his 13 year old female fans enough to ruin their holidays with their families. lol

Can you imagine what the families of the bieberites are going through right now? I feel for those families. lol

U nerds stay hating. Just no that bieber will fuck more girls and make more money than all of u manz combined + your descendants

Ah, your so funny, but you are absolutely right. Question for you: why should I care? I got mine. Are you reflecting on your shortcomings or something (I think we are having fun with each other at this point, I don't really believe you are a fan of Bieber, unless you are then I have to say "pass")?

 

[DrFurbs]

I honestly don't understand the psychology of people who follow these useless cesspits of DNA. I mean there isn't a single person on this earth I would get excited to see if I got the chance. I see people as people.

 

[Bravocado]

For one brief moment this morning, I believed in Christmas miracles again.

 

[Grizzo]

I don't believe it for one second. Shameless publicity stunt for his new album just released on iTunes. At most, he's gonna retire for like one year and then, he'll be back. He's a fame-whore with an army of fans behind him (though I don't know how many of them will still be there for his comeback, this audience is really fickle).

 

[HerbertFish]

No.

Yes

 

[Escape Goat]

He'll do a farewell tour and then another farewell tour and another and another...just like Cher!

 

[Lebron]

Biebs will never retire, like Ric Flair.



Woooooo

 

[DeadNames]

IM HERE FOREVER

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER

DONT STOP BELIEBING

Spoiler

hold on to the biebling

 

[Ciastek3214]

Yes

First, it's not as easy for him as you think, remember the hooker incident?

Secondly, so what?

 

[akira28]

On a scale of 1-10 marijuanas, how high do you think he is right now?

10 Golden Gods.

 

[Ciastek3214]

10 Golden Gods.

100 Babylons.

 

[ShinobiFist]

it actually happened.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...great-wall-china-bodyguards-article-1.1472729

Now I'm a Bieber fan. This dude here...Amazing

 

[saher]

It must be hard working for this kid

 

[The BS Police]

it actually happened.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...great-wall-china-bodyguards-article-1.1472729

I would have threw him off the wall!

 

[SaviorX]

It is kind of interesting to note, in this thread anyways, that besides the money, the best part of being famous is just having sex with as many women as possible.

I would rather take the Joe Budden approach - stick with a stable of maybe 5-7 SMOKING hot women that may or may not travel with you around the world and have intercourse with regularly. That way you build some bonds yet are less likely to catch something. Random stranger sex is not as great as we all think.

 

[jaybeeze]

never say never

 

[Kevtones]

I'll belieb it when I see it.

 

[enzo_gt]

Can someone just confirm if we are getting 2pac back or not? Thanks!

 

[Rushersauce]

U nerds stay hating. Just no that bieber will fuck more girls and make more money than all of u manz combined + your descendants

Joke post, right? My sarcasm detector is quite off.
And even though he is right, should we care? Does that makes you a happy person? Is it even important?

 

[Oersted]

Can someone just confirm if we are getting 2pac back or not? Thanks!

On Biebs comeback-album.

 

[Piggus]

U nerds stay hating. Just no that bieber will fuck more girls and make more money than all of u manz combined + your descendants

I could make minimum wage the rest of my life but at least I'd be satisfying knowing that I don't treat people like shit. He's a cunt plain and simple.

 

[Frolow]

popgaf pls go

 

[SargerusBR]

Fucking bieber

 

[PS_GUY]

I want to believe what he said was real...

By the way, could the Kardashian family and One Direction also retire? Have had enough of hearing about them and seeing them everywhere.

 

[Winterfang]

I want to believe what he said was real...

By the way, could the Kardashian family and One Direction also retire? Have had enough of hearing about them and seeing them everywhere.

Quit reading Pop magazines, I don't even know how the One Direction kids look like.