When Yezus makes her return, they better have shot a short film like...
You see members of Dal Shabet, Rainbow, Spica, Sonamoo, Fiestar, Stellar, Sunny Hill and other nugus who should have been huge...And they are crying at Yezus's tomb which is blocked by a boulder. She should have won. She should have made it big cries out Kim Boa. The girls keep crying and lamenting. Why! Why aren't we under YG! laments Linzy. I'm a good rapper right? But no one will ever notice whispers Lee Seungah. And bam the fucking boulder moves and a figure stands at the entrance of the tomb. In a tattered white cloak, barefoot, with bleeding palms and a crown of thorns. It's Yezus. Alive and well. And there's a close up on Cao Lu's face: She has returned.
Cut to Jiyoon and Yubin counting their silver coins, which they got for voting Sua. The door creaks open as they dry their tears. The tears of betrayal. Yezus stands in the doorway and points to Yubin. Your crap vote was foretold. It's why I Feel You didn't win shit in shows. Bam bitch. She turns to Jiyoon. Remember 4Minute's vacation variety show which had Sistar as the guests? Yeah. Well Hyorin wasn't on. Guess what. She hates you. She laughs at you. You'll never win her over. Traitor. And Yezus slowly dissolves into a magical mist of kickass rapping.
Finally a shot of Truedy, and Tiffany decked out in a Satan outfit. Don't worry Truthedy...The producers can't let her win. It's why I am here.