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A man broke into a woman's house in Alabama with a gun, police say. She countered with a pot of hot grease

Larondrick Macklin, 31, was arrested in Alabama after police say he broke into a woman's home with a gun. She defended herself with hot grease.

www.yahoo.com

Police in Alabama say a man suffered burns across his face after he broke into a woman's house with a gun and she defended herself with a pot of hot grease.

According to a statement from the Decatur Police Department, police responded to a call of a domestic dispute last Thursday and discovered Larondrick Macklin, 31, with burns on his face. He was taken to the hospital.

A detective discovered Macklin was the "primary aggressor in the altercation," according to a police statement. According to police, Macklin "entered the victim’s house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease."

Macklin's relationship to the alleged victim is unclear.

"Since the situation was of a domestic nature, we are not at liberty to discuss the relationship between the victim and the suspect at this time," a police spokeswoman told USA TODAY.

Macklin was arrested on charges of first-degree domestic violence and first-degree burglary. He is being held in a local jail in lieu of $300,000 bond. He was taken to jail without incident after receiving medical attention.

 

[Cunth]

sick burn

 

[Papa]

Is he wearing whiteface???

 

[dolabla]

Is he wearing whiteface???

Or maybe blackface?

 

[Papa]

Or maybe blackface?

Hmm JordanN can you verify the skull shape for us please?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

So she was just cooking and this fool waited until she slowly threw shit at his face? How do you lose to a woman cooking when you have a gun? Furthermore it was his lover/gf? Man prison is gonna be fun for him!

 

[NeededSleep]

And he will probably sue her for damages....

 

[iconmaster]

Pots of hot grease don’t kill people. People with pots of hot grease kill people.

 

[Papa]

Pots of hot grease don’t kill people. People with pots of hot grease kill people.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good woman with a pot of hot grease.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Or maybe blackface?

He's wearing burned face.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Tesseract]

i bet she sounds like rorschach

 

[nkarafo]

So she was just cooking and this fool waited until she slowly threw shit at his face? How do you lose to a woman cooking when you have a gun?

I assume most people who threaten others with a gun don't have the balls or intent to actually use it.

 

[sevoro]

This is why guns don't work.

 

[jadefire66]

Wait... the hot grease turned him white???

 

[sevoro]

Wait... the hot grease turned him white???

In actuality he lost his skin pigmentation due to burns damaging his melanocytes, causing him to have a lighter skin tone. Remember variations in pigmentation is why we have black and white people.

 

[dan76]

Good on her. In the UK she would be jailed and the guy would get compensation. Its backwards over here...

 

[TacosNSalsa]

I've had hot oil (motor and cooking) splash on my forearm and it hurts pretty damn bad can't imagine having, probably globs of it, on my face . Ran up on the wrong one son

 

[Orpheum]

There's a fat joke here somewhere

 

[scrob6]

There's a fat joke here somewhere

It's in one of his nostrils.

 

[iconmaster]

i bet she sounds like rorschach

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!" *SPLOOOSH*

 

[daveonezero]

That isn’t karma. He had bad karma the moment he entered the house.

She is lucky.

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

So thats how Michael Jackson got white.

 

[sonomamashine]

I feel bad for both of them, nothing funny here, he made a mistake, i feel for the guy.

 

[ResilientBanana]

He's wearing burned face.

 

[DESTROYA]

Ouch, he’s lucky all he got is some burns on his face ( which is still pretty bad )he could have got his eyeballs cooked.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

A man broke into a woman's house in Alabama with a gun, police say. She countered with a pot of hot grease

Larondrick Macklin, 31, was arrested in Alabama after police say he broke into a woman's home with a gun. She defended herself with hot grease.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

In actuality he lost his skin pigmentation due to burns damaging his melanocytes, causing him to have a lighter skin tone. Remember variations in pigmentation is why we have black and white people.

Excellent answer… you win... actually i was saying that.

Black skin there is more melanine or more activity of melanocytes.


You can use the fitzpatrick scale of dermatology

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Pots of hot grease don’t kill people. People with pots of hot grease kill people.

- Trump xD

 

[whitehawk]

Hmm JordanN can you verify the skull shape for us please?

Did you just make a phrenology joke? -_- c'mon son

 

[Papa]

Did you just make a phrenology joke? -_- c'mon son

Hey bro where you been

 

[EverydayBeast]

You know now why women leave pots of grease around.

 

[Super Mario]

Why would anyone need to have access to such a high-capacity pot? We need common sense kitchen reform.

 

[dolabla]

I've had hot oil (motor and cooking) splash on my forearm and it hurts pretty damn bad can't imagine having, probably globs of it, on my face . Ran up on the wrong one son

Oh, you know that shit hurt like a motherfucker. I bet he dropped that gun quick

 

[Tesseract]

grease control would have prevented this

you cannot use hot grease if you do not have hot grease

only you can prevent forest fires

 

[Fushitsusha]

Did you just make a phrenology joke? -_- c'mon son

Maybe he did, whitehawk.

 

[The Pleasure]

Is he wearing whiteface???

Does that mean he gains white privilege when being sentenced?

 

[TacosNSalsa]

Oh, you know that shit hurt like a motherfucker. I bet he dropped that gun quick

Instant pacification . If it's sufficiently hot and thick enough you can think of nothing else but getting it off

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Hahaha. Sssssssssssss......

Next time, if you want white face, just do it safe way.......... whatever Sammy Sosa has been doing for 10 years.

 

[epicnemesis]

Excellent answer… you win... actually i was saying that.

Black skin there is more melanine or more activity of melanocytes.


You can use the fitzpatrick scale of dermatology

“Skin never burns”

Fake news.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I assume most people who threaten others with a gun don't have the balls or intent to actually use it.

Yeah you usually just get shot.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

“Skin never burns”

Fake news.

??????

check this article

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4165764/pdf/nihms597720.pdf

its Fitzpatrick scale page 12

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Instant pacification . If it's sufficiently hot and thick enough you can think of nothing else but getting it off

Poor Bear

 

[brap]

Wait... the hot grease turned him white???

yeah. michael jackson used to bathe in hot grease.

 

[The Pleasure]

Instant pacification . If it's sufficiently hot and thick enough you can think of nothing else but getting it off

So that's the origins of mumble rap

 

[epicnemesis]

??????

check this article

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4165764/pdf/nihms597720.pdf

its Fitzpatrick scale page 12

Was a joke in reference to the picture of the dude in the OP

 

[fatty]

Well Frank,

Looks like we have a case where his face...is burning the midnight oil.

YEEAAAHHHH!!!!’

 

[Prison Mike]

Grease is the word

 

[whitehawk]

Hey bro where you been

Resetera. Got banned recently though for transphobia because I don't think kids should be taking hormone blockers, at least not without lots of precaution and extra consultations.

 

[Papa]

Resetera. Got banned recently though for transphobia because I don't think kids should be taking hormone blockers, at least not without lots of precaution and extra consultations.

Well, at least you're honest. And to answer your question, yes, I did make a phrenology joke, but the butt of it was not any particular race. Rather, it was JordanN who has a... let's call it a keen interest in the topic. If you had been here over the last ~2 years, you would've got the joke, but instead you thought it appropriate to come back and wag your finger without understanding the context.