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[Minotauro]

The hell with her foot...what I want to know is whether her boobs are real or not. I'm leaning that way but they could also just be a really, really good boob job.

Oh, and, this thread is no longer work safe.

 

[calder]

Whatever it is about this thread that's pulling the Jedi mind trick on the mods (Alpha:"You don't need to click on this thread..." bishoptl:"I don't need to click on that thread") well done!

*mental note to check out all threads involving words "hoof rumour"*

Most teenie web-porn chicks don't do much for me, but that Christina is pretty cute.

 

[levious]

now I'm curious if that's a birth defect or a chidhood lawn mower accident.

 

[AlphaSnake]

The hell with her foot...what I want to know is whether her boobs are real or not. I'm leaning that way but they could also just be a really, really good boob job.

Oh, and, this thread is no longer work safe.

You can't tell fake boobs from real? Her heavenly melons are most certainly real. In fact, all of the girls posted here so far are.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Whatever it is about this thread that's pulling the Jedi mind trick on the mods (Alpha:"You don't need to click on this thread..." bishoptl:"I don't need to click on that thread") well done!

Hahahaha, say what? I dunno' why, but that really got a laugh out of me. This thread isn't SFW, but it ain't breakin the TOS. =D

 

[hXc_thugg]

You can't cover your face. It's pixels on a screen producing droplets of sweat from faceless patrons paying fees to view their fantasies in you. This makes them entitled and determined to own a piece of you. "Make her hands smell like coins!" Soiled dollars touching young skin. Bills dripping with milk. Shutters click as she bites her lip. "Please take my picture now. Don't look at me. Just let the camera peek. Replace what eyes would see. I have books to buy, tuition bills to pay. The camera's lens feels like a stranger's touch. This barter/exchange leaves a bulge in your pants. I need the money now, so don't judge me." It looks like you have things under control. Your legs spread. Your crotch splayed open like a coin purse waiting for the money shot. You can't cover your flesh; it doesn't belong to you. It's been traded like steaks over chopping blocks. Your face in pixels drips static sex for sale.


!!!!!!!

 

[etiolate]

.....

Anyways, dem tittes look natural born to me.

 

[Minotauro]

You can't tell fake boobs from real?

Generally, I can. Her's almost looked too perfectly-formed. The two pics above (which I had to quickly scroll past at work) are definitely conclusive though.

 

[AlphaSnake]

You can't cover your face. It's pixels on a screen producing droplets of sweat from faceless patrons paying fees to view their fantasies in you. This makes them entitled and determined to own a piece of you. "Make her hands smell like coins!" Soiled dollars touching young skin. Bills dripping with milk. Shutters click as she bites her lip. "Please take my picture now. Don't look at me. Just let the camera peek. Replace what eyes would see. I have books to buy, tuition bills to pay. The camera's lens feels like a stranger's touch. This barter/exchange leaves a bulge in your pants. I need the money now, so don't judge me." It looks like you have things under control. Your legs spread. Your crotch splayed open like a coin purse waiting for the money shot. You can't cover your flesh; it doesn't belong to you. It's been traded like steaks over chopping blocks. Your face in pixels drips static sex for sale.


!!!!!!!

...the fuck?

 

[LakeEarth]

...the fuck?

I keep trying to read that... but my brain always shuts itself off like it refuses to accept my eyes from putting it into my brain.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I keep trying to read that... but my brain always shuts itself off like it refuses to accept my eyes from putting it into my brain.

I read it again and it finally made sense. Basically, 'these girls are whores' is what was said.

 

[Manabanana]

You can't cover your face. It's pixels on a screen producing droplets of sweat from faceless patrons paying fees to view their fantasies in you. This makes them entitled and determined to own a piece of you. "Make her hands smell like coins!" Soiled dollars touching young skin. Bills dripping with milk. Shutters click as she bites her lip. "Please take my picture now. Don't look at me. Just let the camera peek. Replace what eyes would see. I have books to buy, tuition bills to pay. The camera's lens feels like a stranger's touch. This barter/exchange leaves a bulge in your pants. I need the money now, so don't judge me." It looks like you have things under control. Your legs spread. Your crotch splayed open like a coin purse waiting for the money shot. You can't cover your flesh; it doesn't belong to you. It's been traded like steaks over chopping blocks. Your face in pixels drips static sex for sale.


!!!!!!!

:'(

 

[Firest0rm]

Oink oink

 

[jooey]

You can't cover your face. It's pixels on a screen producing droplets of sweat from faceless patrons paying fees to view their fantasies in you. This makes them entitled and determined to own a piece of you. "Make her hands smell like coins!" Soiled dollars touching young skin. Bills dripping with milk. Shutters click as she bites her lip. "Please take my picture now. Don't look at me. Just let the camera peek. Replace what eyes would see. I have books to buy, tuition bills to pay. The camera's lens feels like a stranger's touch. This barter/exchange leaves a bulge in your pants. I need the money now, so don't judge me." It looks like you have things under control. Your legs spread. Your crotch splayed open like a coin purse waiting for the money shot. You can't cover your flesh; it doesn't belong to you. It's been traded like steaks over chopping blocks. Your face in pixels drips static sex for sale.


!!!!!!!

so hey man you didn't tell me how open mic night went!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dilbert]

Whatever it is about this thread that's pulling the Jedi mind trick on the mods (Alpha:"You don't need to click on this thread..." bishoptl:"I don't need to click on that thread") well done!

I need two hands to ban someone...and it just ain't gonna happen right now.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

You can't cover your face. It's pixels on a screen producing droplets of sweat from faceless patrons paying fees to view their fantasies in you. This makes them entitled and determined to own a piece of you. "Make her hands smell like coins!" Soiled dollars touching young skin. Bills dripping with milk. Shutters click as she bites her lip. "Please take my picture now. Don't look at me. Just let the camera peek. Replace what eyes would see. I have books to buy, tuition bills to pay. The camera's lens feels like a stranger's touch. This barter/exchange leaves a bulge in your pants. I need the money now, so don't judge me." It looks like you have things under control. Your legs spread. Your crotch splayed open like a coin purse waiting for the money shot. You can't cover your flesh; it doesn't belong to you. It's been traded like steaks over chopping blocks. Your face in pixels drips static sex for sale.


!!!!!!!

 

[AlphaSnake]

I need two hands to ban someone...and it just ain't gonna happen right now.

:lol I *was* drinking coffee. Now I managed to dribble it all over my shirt. :lol

 

[Red Dolphin]