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[Kung Fu Jedi]

I posted this in another thread, but it's kinda of gotten buried with who should replace her in the next Batman.

According to this report at Foxnews.com Holmes went missing for 16 day and when she returned, it was on the arm of Tom Cruise. Since that time, she has cut herself off from her old friends, fired her long time agent and manager, and joined the Church of Scientology. This is a really weird read, and I'd recommend everyone look it over. This story gets stranger and stranger.

For the record, as I said in the other thread, I for one didn't think this was a publicity stunt. Now, it might be something even more sinister! *dum dum dum*

Or they could have just shaked up for an apple powered orgy for 16 days.

 

[Ryck]

Yeah Tom is nuts, my coworker dated a girl in LA who was full blown into scientology and they had to break up cause they were sending her to peru to cleanse or someshit like that(cost like 15 k IIRC). He never heard from her again.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

 

[hXc_thugg]

How deep does this rabbit hole go?!

 

[Baconäger]

I'm getting pretty sick of the Tom/Katie threads.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

I'm getting pretty sick of the Tom/Katie threads.

I totally agree with you, but this shit was just too wierd not to share.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"SHOW ME THE XENUUUUUUUUU!"

 

[Bob White]

How deep does this rabbit hole go?!

:lol

 

[Grizzlyjin]

How deep does this rabbit hole go?!

That's a little too personal, don't you think?

 

[blahness]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

 

[Foreign Jackass]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
That's the funniest shit I've seen in days.

 

[element]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

OMG that was good!!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I'm not yet sick of tom/katie threads because its still bringing the gold like blahness posted :lol

 

[AssMan]

We should change the OT forum to TomKat forum. :lol

 

[teruterubozu]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

Hahaha! Tom Sidious! That's awesome.

 

[jiggle]

:lol

 

[Acrylamid]

Xenu calling for income tax inspections... it's a trap!

 

[Baron Aloha]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[newsguy]

<--- Shows my appreciation to you.

 

[6.8]

You should probably consider not using the 1Meg original though.

 

[ManaByte]

<--- Shows my appreciation to you.

OMG that avatar is over 1MB!

 

[newsguy]

that's why I got rid of it

 

[heavy liquid]

:lol that's awesome.

And someone needs to show Katie how a brush works.

 

[AirBrian]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Rorschach]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

It plays too fast in Firefox, but it's hillarious on IE.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

my computer vibrated when i played that.

 

[PS2 KID]

This can't be real.. I mean this is FOXNEWS! :lol

Edit: Damn Tom has turned to the Dark Side(ous)!

 

[etiolate]

Something must be done to stop Tom Sidious.

 

[Error]

:lol :lol :lol at Tom Sidious TomKat threads never disappoint me

 

[Manders]

tom cruise rocks. he's bangin this chick. he's like 40. she's like 21. what a pimp!

 

[Rorschach]

:lol "Bangin'"

 

[Prince of Space]

A newer one involves Scarlett Johansson, who ran for her life when presented with a fait accompli dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood.

That's my girl!

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

A newer one involves Scarlett Johansson, who ran for her life when presented with a fait accompli dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood.

 

[hXc_thugg]

V for Vendetta looks terrible!

 

[etiolate]

http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

^
:lol

 

[calder]

Tom Cruise is going to single handedly destroy Scientology! :lol

 

[Poody]

"Gotcha Bitch! HAHAHAHA"

 

[shpankey]

http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[ThirstyFly]

http://static.ytmnd.com:8000/78000/78874/image.gif

Oh my car! :lol :lol

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I have my theory on this..

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Why aren't the links working for me

 

[MrPing1000]

i think the real story about cruise is about to break

56kers beware

:lol :lol :lol


I think its time for Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruze to coming to the rescue (I'm think movie deal here)

 

[AB 101]

A sort of sub forum would be good. These TC threads sort of clutter the others.

Not that they are bad or anything.

 

[aparisi2274]

Here is the theory I have been going with.

Katie Holmes has said she is a Virgin, and that she will stay that way until Marriage.

Tom Cruise has never tapped the ass of a virgin.

Tom and Katie begin dating thanks to the miracle of Scientology.

Tom proposes to Katie after a few weeks of dating.

(A Little fast dont ya think).

The reason is that little maverick is getting ansy. So big tom figures if he proposes, gets her to say yes, has a wedding ASAP, he can tap that virgin ass ASAP. Once that all happens, the marriage will be over before we know it.

Also, here is a better Tom Cruise on Oprah ytmnd gif.

http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com

 

[tedtropy]

Un forastero!

 

[Manics]

The reason is that little maverick is getting ansy. So big tom figures if he proposes, gets her to say yes, has a wedding ASAP, he can tap that virgin ass ASAP. Once that all happens, the marriage will be over before we know it.

This theory would be more believable if Katie Holmes was a man.