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Kim Jong Un Issues Statement on Trump

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has weighed in on the heightened tensions on the Korean peninsula, with a personal analysis of President Trump's Wednesday speech at the United Nation General Assembly.

Trump's speech, which was notable for its apocalyptic rhetoric — it vowed to "totally destroy" North Korea and its 25 million people if the United States had to defend itself and its allies — aroused greater fears of military miscalculation that could lead to catastrophe.

Kim, in a lengthy statement released by North Korean state media KCNA, used the first person to respond to Trump's own fiery statements, which is rather unusual and exceptional, says Martyn Williams, a longtime North Korea media specialist who runs the site North Korea Tech.

"This is the translation of a direct message from Kim to President Trump. I don't think I've seen anything like this before from Kim Jong Un, and it could be a first for North Korean media," Williams says.

In the message, Kim starts off bemused, saying he expected boilerplate talking points from Trump at the UN. "But," Kim says in the statement, "He made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors. A frightened dog barks louder."

Kim then goes on to lecture Trump, saying he should better read the room and practice prudence when making these types of international speeches, then reminds Trump that the pledge to "totally destroy" a nation state and its people would undermine the very point of the United Nations, which is to maintain global order and peace.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...tement-on-trump-a-frightened-dog-barks-louder

Welp.
 
I can't believe I'm living in a world where a dictator is telling the united states president what the UN stands for lol
 

vatstep

This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
This is my favorite part:

And we should mention that Kim also reintroduces an old English vocabulary word into the American vernacular before he wraps up.

"I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U. S. dotard with fire," he says. Dotard, which according to Merriam-Webster, means "a person in his or her dotage — "a state or period of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise and alertness."

The term is now trending online.
 
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Azuran

Banned
Only Trump could make Kimmy boy sound somewhat reasonable.

Jesus Christ, what did we do to end up in this fucked up timeline.
 

Boke1879

Member
Schattenjäger;249612543 said:
Exactly

They probably thought we'd be giving them barrels of oil by now

With China actually doing something and Trumps unpredictability, they are getting backed into a corner and lashing out

Lets hope it just stays with verbal insults.
 

18-Volt

Member
Man, this is much better feud than Cena vs Reigns. Trump and Un need to get on WWE ring and say those things again.
 

qcf x2

Member
I know you guys hate to hear this, but it looks to me like Trump has this guy legitimately rattled. Some choice, non-DPRK-like quotes:

“Far from making remarks of any persuasive power that can be viewed to be helpful to defuse tension, he made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors.”

I just want to go back to playing the game, I make threats and you relieve sanctions and let me continue to build a nuclear arsenal.

The mentally deranged behaviour of the US president openly expressing on the UN arena the unethical will to ‘totally destroy’ a sovereign state … makes even those with normal thinking faculty think about discretion and composure,”

Shit... we aren't supposed to be the ones who feel threatened. Let me consult grandpa's Western Strategy manual.

“Now that Trump has denied the existence of and insulted me and my country in front of the eyes of the world and made the most ferocious declaration of a war in history that he would destroy [North Korea], we will consider with seriousness exercising of a corresponding, highest level of hard-line countermeasure in history.”

(This is just weird because NK has threatened/promised nuclear annihilation of the US, I'm not sure how this is more ferocious a declaration of war)

Usually with NK you would hear rhetoric of total annihilation, they will smite the cocky Yankees and reduce General Washington's farmland to ashes with their impenetrable patriotic forces, etc. Now it seems like the dog got barked back at and is whimpering a bit.
 

Sulik2

Member
This is a hilariously on point speech from Kim Jong Un, even the worlds former most incompetent leader is significantly smarter then trump
 

Loxley

Member
These two deserve each other. Please fuck off to a deserted island together and leave the rest of the human race alone.
 

Maebe

Member
Kim then goes on to lecture Trump, saying he should better read the room and practice prudence when making these types of international speeches, then reminds Trump that the pledge to "totally destroy" a nation state and its people would undermine the very point of the United Nations, which is to maintain global order and peace.

He's not wrong
I can't believe Kim said something that is not wrong
 

sibarraz

Banned
I really hope that Dennis Rodman is moving the pieces to make this 2 became best friends.

Or maybe that could really make the end of the world
 

rambis

Banned
Kim then goes on to lecture Trump, saying he should better read the room and practice prudence when making these types of international speeches, then reminds Trump that the pledge to "totally destroy" a nation state and its people would undermine the very point of the United Nations, which is to maintain global order and peace.

Goddamn this is so true.

Also TIL what dotard means.
 

Bowler

Member
Poor un un is sad. Boohoo. #getfucked

maybe start by treating your people less like dogmeat, and put some of your cash into food instead of idk nuke tests
 
"After taking office Trump has rendered the world restless through threats and blackmail against all countries in the world. He is unfit to hold the prerogative of supreme command of a country, and he is surely a rogue and a gangster fond of playing with fire, rather than a politician. His remarks which described the U.S. option through straightforward expression of his will have convinced me, rather than frightening or stopping me, that the path I chose is correct and that it is the one I have to follow to the last."

Jesus Christ. I can't believe how measured he sounds here. He just walked all over Trump and left the flaming wreckage behind. I never thought that in my entire life I would feel good about and completely agree with something a Kim would say.
 
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