Worst part is that she claims dat ass is real with no surgery. I think I've seen enough ass is my life to know that there is some sort of ass enhancement going on there.
I win.
How the hell is this even possible?
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Kim Kardashian - Hollywood |OT| Rise to A-list Celebrity!!! [Port Beg=Ban]
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SpacePirate Ridley
Member
Oh great, a portable game about The Hobbit movie!
Ice cold.
TheOohChild
Member
If this game took 2 years to develop, they must have taken a year and 10 months worth of Netflix and Burger King breaks
D
Deleted member 20920
Unconfirmed Member
Everything is super expensive in this game. They'll be raking in the cash.
Does anyone know if you can have same-sex relationships in this game?
Does anyone know if you can have same-sex relationships in this game?
AwakenedCloud
Member
I win.
How the hell is this even possible?
There is a episode in Boondocks season 4 specifically dedicated to Kim's "enhancements", everyone should check it out.
DistortionOfReality
Member
I can't be the only one who has appreciation for dat ass.
Right?
Right?
So giving the game a download though
Is this tv serie any good? Thanks.
Sir Blaming
Member
Keep it the fuck away from any other platform. Yes, even the muthafukin PS2
My name is Sir Blaming I would like to write an apology to the developer for having tarnished such wonderful game.
No, there is no one behind me pointing a gun at the back of my head
molnizzle
Member
#obamacare
At least the devs had some fun with it. =P
You sound like you were in a bad boaking accident recently.
D
Deleted member 20920
Unconfirmed Member
Yes.
That's good to hear
aparisi2274
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Interfectum
Member
Okay I laughed out loud on that. Good shit.
It's mesmerizing! An ass like that is a wonderful thing in the winter. Waking up with that pressed up against you on a cold morning. I wouldn't trade my wife's ass for anything.
TheSlySoul
Member
I remember reading an article about someone spending $500 on this game. I will say though despite the terrible F2P model, the game is actually not bad. It seems like a decent idea with celebrity endorsement to give it attention. I would say a 4/10 game. Probably would be a 5/10 if it got rid of sex tape diva. I cracked at the #ObamaCare tag.
BumblebeeCody
Member
Hey guys, I'm running this with DX 10 on ultra and I've just installed the Botox and TwitBitch pack from Origin. After you've Tweeted #OMGWhiteBatmanInMaWeddingHouse my game starts to crash when trying to load the Botox pack. Any help on how to get this fixed?
Thanks.
Thanks.
DarkoMaledictus
Tier Whore
Port begging, lol thats not happening... unless... is there a sex tape included ;')?
SpacePirate Ridley
Member
I think im playing south park the stick of truth too much. Im starting to think like them.
I downloaded and played at lunch. It's well made, at least. Had a nice introduction and the voice work from Kim is of surprisingly not-awful quality. Better than Dinklage in Destiny, at least.
I'm sat at work now and.. I don't know how to say this... I actually want to play it some more.
I'm sat at work now and.. I don't know how to say this... I actually want to play it some more.
CadetMahoney
Member
Snookie: The Game
Better with Kinect
Better with Kinect
TheSlySoul
Member
Yeah, for a "Celebrity Simulator", it does what it set out to do. It is like Euro Truck 2014. You cannot be mad because it does what it advertises. Kim being in the title though is pandering to the lowest of the low.
Lol, dating and breaking up with people callously to increase your stats is actually a game mechanic that was approved by the Kardashians? They aint even hiding it anymore.
Nobody should watch that season of the boondocks.
Nobody should watch that season of the boondocks.
Was coming to post that.
"Join Kim Kardashian in your own celebrity adventure!"
...By starting off making a sex tape?
Jasper said:
Oh my. Kim K. being progressive faster than most game developers are? Say it ain't so!
They use Kinect to track the direction and velocity of your vomit?
Finally someone puts the MS tech to good use.
Yeah this is HUGE. Going to put in some time today and try and get a house
Violence Jack
Member
Aww... That's not the Shannon Tweed game I was hoping for.
brokenbeans
Banned
My gf is sat next to me now playing it and I have no idea what's going on.
Cave Johnson
Member
So, I'm actually thinking of purchasing the top-of-the-line PC with 3x 780 SLI. You think it's enough to run this at 1080p/60fps?
Fuck you, Spec Ops loading screens!
#soMeta
Fushichou187
Member
You know, if the game actually became more self-aware the deeper you go down its rabbit hole and you start to get loading screen text like "Sometimes when I'm alone, I get scared that my life is meaningless and I forget to breathe", or starts pumping in quotes from Sartre... then I might actually have to get this.
Lol, good luck with that. We're still decades away from anything which can run this masterpiece.
ReturnOfTheRAT
Member
"photo shop".
I bet this game will make for some nice Let's Play stories.
The mods should have a little "thread title edit of the year" contest. This one would be up there.
Legal is doing their job.
I win.
How the hell is this even possible?
This is all the proof we need! Dinosaurs will inherit the earth again.
Neoriceisgood
Member
Does this play well? The graphics look pretty slick.
davidsaurus
Member
Unfortunately the shader effects mean it requires a pretty demanding graphics card. I'm sure we'll see it on High Res screenshot thread once it gets the inevitable port to PC.
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